Larry of the Lawn Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Exactly what this sounds like. In a real life, modern, and Moby Dick-ish moment, a Canadian diver startles a sperm whale, which responds by creating a 'smokescreen' through which it escapes. I just had to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Talk about your shit sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Shitstorm. That was a shitstorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Whale to his buddy a little later: "Dude! You'll never guess what just happened! This guy jumped outta nowhere and literally scared the shit outta me!!!" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drawkcabi Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Whale to his buddy a little later: "Dude! You'll never guess what just happened! This guy jumped outta nowhere and literally scared the shit outta me!!!" :P :lol: You win the internet today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanF Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 A few years ago, a zookeeper in Munich was asphyxiated by elephant dung. It had been constipated, and he gave it syrup of figs. He was then standing behind it, when it let fly, knocking him out and burying him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stannis Eats No Peaches Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 A few years ago, a zookeeper in Munich was asphyxiated by elephant dung. It had been constipated, and he gave it syrup of figs. He was then standing behind it, when it let fly, knocking him out and burying him.Shitty way to go.Sorry. :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronn Stone Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 A few years ago, a zookeeper in Munich was asphyxiated by elephant dung. It had been constipated, and he gave it syrup of figs. He was then standing behind it, when it let fly, knocking him out and burying him. Snopes says Nopes. http://www.snopes.com/critters/malice/feces.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Sharknado 3: Whale Poo-Nado! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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