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First of My Name Posted February 2, 2015 Author Share Posted February 2, 2015 Sauron Volume 36: All but one was eradicated. He found it when Stannis crashed at, into and below Mordor. His clothing glowed white because Mortimer was resurrecting ancient elven kings named Tiamat, violating Sauron's treaty, and king Whatshisface's horrific pact, allowing nobody to eat hollandaise chicken. This angered Anubis greatly. He hired mutant ninja turtles to assassinate Tiamat. Loki, however, loved Tiamat's martinis, unlike Morpheus. Loki tricked Anubis with sandwiches made by gnomes and flying unicorns from Rivendell. Anubis, flattered by Tiamat's flirting, was willing to battle for every undead pizza slice. So naturally zombies started a restaurant. Its cuisine was delectably Indian. Curry was poisoned with coffee, walrus menstruation signals and ravioli sauce, which was overcooked. Many deadly dishes were served, killing most customers. Bloody undies choked everyone except Bob, who revived Anubis and excitedly brutalized King Whatshisface. "Help, the king vomited chicken." Unsurprisingly, nobody wanted to sleep with Anubis. Furiously scrubbing off every paintball, ruined by his faulty bidet, Loki squashed millions, annihilating despite general Ragnar's pleads to surrender, he made King Whatshisface weep. Morpheus sang Bohemian twerksongs incessantly with style. However, Ramsey Street filled purple flowers with bloody kisses, which became sceptic. Stannis lovingly pushed Dr. Mortimer into Mordor for Sauron, but Tiamat was prophesying that Deadpool would slice off Mortimer's nose but Galadriel prophecised doom for. "I cannot understand Punjabi people, unless they text minister Unbothered," demanded Galadriel. Tiamat hesitated before licking the floor gently. Kittens frolicked rambunctiously with ogres, while Sauron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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