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ASOIAF the Musical


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Not sure if this is the right place to post this, but anyways...



What scenes in the novel would you place a musical number into?



I would begin Davos's arc with "R'hllor on their minds" ("Heaven on their minds")


- listen Stannis to the warning I give


- please remember that I want us to live


- but it's sad to see our chances weakening with every hour-uor-ow-ow-ow-our


- all your followers are blind


- too much R'hllor on their minds


- it was honourable, but now it's sour... ect.



And then when it's revealed that Reek is actually Ramsey, he should break out singing "I am a Bolton" ("I am a dentist")


- when I was young and just a bad little kid


- my momma noticed funny things, that I did


- like skinin' puppies with a bastard sword


- and poisin guppies, and when I was bored


- I'd fined a pussy cat and bash it's head


- that's when my momma said (what did she say?)


- she said my boy, I think some day,


- you'll fined a way to make your natural tendencies pay


- You'll be a Bolton!... ect.



(It also jives with Roose's back story on Ramsey :D )



Arya can have a training montage to the tune of "An assassin out of you" (I'll make a man out of you)


- (assassin)


- you must be swift as a coursing river


- (assassin)


- with all the force of a great typhoon


- (assassin)


- with all the strength of a ranging fire


- mysterious as the dark side of the MOOOOOOOOON!



Mel should sing "I believe" as a sort of character intro (from the Book of Mormon)


- I believe that God R'hllor created the universe


- I believe that he sent Azor Ahai to fight the Others


- And I believe that he sends visions through fires


- And I can interpret them


- I am a Red Priest, and a Red Priest just believes!



Jon Snow should sing "Hair" (from Hair) because of the one line Rob says in the first episode about how Jon doesn't like to cut his hair, and how he's constantly thinking about women's hair in general...


- he asked me why


- I'm just a hairy guy


- I'm hairy noon and night


- hair that's a fright


- I'm hairy high and low


- don't ask me why, 'don't know


- ...


- give me a head with hair


- red, beautiful hair


- shinin', steamin', gleamin', flaxin', waxin',


- give me down to there hair


- shoulder length or longer


- here baby, there mamma, everywhere daddy, daddy


- HAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIR! (hair, hair, hairhairhair, hair, hair, hair)... ect.



(also I think I would die laughing if Jon sang this up beat song, and I'm okay with that. My life would be complete.)




Anyone else?


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When Ned enters the Throne room,


I want to hear the Lannister men sing "Springtime for Joffrey"



Based on this musical number (substiute nouns where appropriate)



I want to hear the Brotherhood sing the Men in tights theme



I want to hear Melisandre lead this song for the Stannis Inquisition



When the Starks enter KL, this one needs to happen, preferably in Sansa's POV. Just substite round table for Kingsguard.


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Nah, thats Mels gig.

and the Harrenhal Baths will probably work better.

I saw that had been suggested and thought about that as well, I just really like the idea of Gregor prancing around as Torquemada. Maybe it could be one of those tandem numbers, Mel can do the converting parts, Gregor the more torturey/inquisitiony bits?

Will you covert? / No no no no

Is there gold in the village? / No no no no

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Mel's shadowbabies (either and or both of them) could also get in the act: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iy9ha3qLU8Y

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