Seaworth'sShipmate Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 We all know that Illyrio is quite obese, probably from eating all those rich foods and neglecting to do strength work and cardio exercises. If you were devising a fitness plan for Illyrio to lose weight, what might it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLightning Lord Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yezzen is described by Tyrion as the size of three Illyrio's what about him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Onion Kniggit Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Yezzen is described by Tyrion as the size of three Illyrio's what about him Which is why I'm baffled as to why the show runners chose Enzo Cilenti to play him. What's next; Richard Armitage as Manderly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Hightower Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Which is why I'm baffled as to why the show runners chose Enzo Cilenti to play him. What's next; Richard Armitage as Manderly? Wow, why isn't anyone making a big deal out of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sapna Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Well I'd prescribe a low fat, low sugar diet. No glazing the locusts in honey for a start. He can deadlift the solid gold statues, only squat to shit and no dog foetus after 9pm.Yezzens in the show? Anyway what about kraznys. His teats were the size of melons in the book and he was just some skinny robed dude in the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyenon15 Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Take away his money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Onion Kniggit Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Well I'd prescribe a low fat, low sugar diet. No glazing the locusts in honey for a start. He can deadlift the solid gold statues, only squat to shit and no dog foetus after 9pm.Yezzens in the show? Anyway what about kraznys. His teats were the size of melons in the book and he was just some skinny robed dude in the show. Don't get me started on the Yunkish envoy and his friggin unicorn horn brow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaworth'sShipmate Posted March 26, 2015 Author Share Posted March 26, 2015 Perhaps walking around pentos a few times, to shed the pounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mountain That Flies Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 The same thing that helped Sam lose his weight while aboard the Cinnamon Wind; a diet of mostly fruits and fish mixed with regular exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kikajon Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 No wine or mead or honey. No fried thingsOnly water and vegetables and running around all day longThis must do the trick even for him.The drawbacks could entail death, it is just a possibility, but what is it compared with the chances of being slim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lointain Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 1st day: 95% of what Illyrio usually eats, walk 15 minutes.2nd day: 90% of food, walk 20 minutes.3rd day: 85% of food, walk 25 minutes.4th day: 80% of food, walk 30 minutes....10th: 50% of what Illyrio usually eats, walk 1 hour. Keep this routine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GallowsKnight Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Dude can afford a pool. Probably along with diets outlined, low weight bearing exercises at first (swimming, walking in water). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StannisForKing299AL Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 Less time spent crying at his naked boyhood statue more time on cardio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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