DasallmaechtigeJ Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 This thread is dedicated to all of you that want to flame a fan theory or opinion that you have never understood, and even if you did, that have simply annyed you. Spill all your hatred, lay a finger in the wound that represents a theories weakness and so on. As you all now, giving your negative emotions a save platform is good for your health! :hat: For starters: I never got that fan opinion that Jon Arryn is an evil mastermind that planned on overthrowing the Targs since the beginning to start his own evil and unlegitimate tyranny through Robert. Goddammit, sometimes people are just what they appear to be and Jon Arryn is the fatherfigure of Ned and Robert and helped them with overthrowing an obvious tyrant. If he wanted to start an evil rule he could have easily declared himself king and would not have ruled through Robert. Also, I never got where all that love for Tywin and the Hound came from. Yes, there cool because everyone wants to be a badass asshole, but all that labeling them as misunderstood antiheroes always gave me chills. Have fun guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I've never been a big fan of hidden Targ theories. I do buy into R+L=J but some of the others are far fetched to me. Particularly any theory that involves one of the Lannister children actually being fathered by Aerys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Santa of House Claus Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 The Cleagane Bowl theory, I just find it ridiculous and pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasallmaechtigeJ Posted March 31, 2015 Author Share Posted March 31, 2015 The Cleagane Bowl theory, I just find it ridiculous and pointless. Oh yes, while I find the gravedigger theory at least plausible though I'm struggling with the likelihood, the Cleganebowl thing is ridiculous. Why should he leave the island and know about the duel in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Mance=Rhaegar really annoys me.I found a theory once about Hodor being the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna, it did not appear to be a joke.Syrio and Ned being alive are based entirely on wishful thinking and have almost no logic behind them.Although I believe R+L=J, any other theory linked to it is based on ignorance, how can Jon become King if he swore an oath never to do it?As for opinions I am borderline offended when people like Tywin and Cersei and get mad at Tyrion for killing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 The Cleagane Bowl theory, I just find it ridiculous and pointless.Clegane bowl is also based on wishful thinking, and I actually hope it doesn't happen, whilst Gregor is a walking corpse it just won't be satisfying enough to see him die at the hands of his brother. If he was fully alive it might be a very different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaratheonBro Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Euron=Dusky woman Seriously? What the fudge. If that is true it means Victarion had sex with his brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomiller Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I've never been a big fan of hidden Targ theories. I do buy into R+L=J but some of the others are far fetched to me. Particularly any theory that involves one of the Lannister children actually being fathered by Aerys. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleLynch Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Daario=Euron. It's just a brainless theory imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistressofWhisperers Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Euron=Dusky woman Seriously? What the fudge. If that is true it means Victarion had sex with his brother. :rofl: :rofl: Stranger things have happened in this series. I don't really get annoyed by theories. I just find some weird and unlikely like the Sansa sitting on the IT or Sansa killing SR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anythingatall Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Daario=Euron. It's just a brainless theory imo. That theory is my secret shame. I get why it's stupid but I still love it, kinda believe it and really really want it to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStoneheart Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Dany is a bastard/not really a Targaryen/a blackfyre, etc. She's Daenerys Targaryen, daughter of Aerys II and Rhaella. End of story. Dany is "already mad." Poor reading of the text.Tyrion is a Targ bastard.Bran is evil because of warging Hodor.The Gods exist.Euron=Daario. Seriously, what the fuck.Howland Reed is the High Septon. ditto.The dragon is a chimera! The Starks are as bad as the Lannisters! "From my point of view the Jedi are evil!" Barf.Dany didn't grow up in Braavos because lemon tree. Look at the official map. Braavos is plenty green.GoT and Wheel of Time similarities. Terrible blog.Azor Ahai is good.The Others aren't completely evil. There's nothing wrong with them just being human-killing ice demons with no redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 There are too many to list. People have really invested too much time into coming up with 'alternative' theories simply because they think the common sense one is 'too obvious'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaratheonBro Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 :rofl: :rofl: Stranger things have happened in this series. I don't really get annoyed by theories. I just find some weird and unlikely like the Sansa sitting on the IT or Sansa killing SR. Sansa being the one to finish of SR is a theory I like. It would fit perfectly as the event that makes Sansa go dark and not so naive and good all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacredOrderOfGreenMen Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I hate King Jon/Rickon theories, because all of it is based on the idea that the best fit to be king are warrior types, when GRRM just wrote five books that made it clear that they aren't. Robert Baratheon was a great warrior and even battlefield leader, but a terrible king. Brandon, son of Rickard and Lyarra, was too hot-headed and impulsive to be a reliable lord. Jon is barely able to have men under his command obey him without constant grumbling and challenges, even though he's a full-grown man and their commander, not really their lord. Granted, it's under extraordinary conditions, but he fails to gain allies or keep them. He would not be a very good king. Rickon is a baby. Whereas, Bran, with only a short time at ruling comparitively, at the age of 8, shows natural ability and talent, and is told by his teachers that he's doing a surprisingly good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anythingatall Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Azor Ahai is good. Woah, isn't that what is in the text and therefore the opposite would be the 'theory'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallTyrion Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Danny not being who she's believed to be (Blackfyre, random bastard, what have you)HS=HRDaario = Euron (just take a moment to think about the logistics) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sj4iy Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Jon is barely able to have men under his command obey him without constant grumbling and challenges, even though he's a full-grown man and their commander, not really their lord. Granted, it's under extraordinary conditions, but he fails to gain allies or keep them. He would not be a very good king. Yes, because it's MUCH more believable and realistic that Jon would give inspirational speeches that would make even the most steadfast detractors of his policies see the light and say "Oh, what an amazing leader you are! I can't believe I ever had an opinion of my own!" Because, as we all know, great leaders all throughout history have never had dissenters or people who want to kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 JON SNOW GETTING DROGON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anythingatall Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Daario = Euron (just take a moment to think about the logistics) CIRCUMNAVIGATION! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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