RenlyIsNotRight Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I'll start Most Awesome: Pissing in the sands of Dorne and when being asked how his piss was, replying with "the sands were duly grateful" Second Most Awesome: Cutting of Myrcellas ear, simply for the rage it induced over a character no one would give a fuck about other wise The most awesome spot will of course be replaced by Darkstar shitting on the Iron Throne at the end of the series as that happens as I very much hope it will, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minsc Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most awesome: Being of the night! Second most awesome: Being of the night! Third most awesome: Being of the night! And so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Hightower Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He gave me inspiration for my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sapna Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 First most awesome: Fading into obscurity in the winds of winter (hopefully) Second most awesome: Being the most dangerous man in Dorne. (Of course that was only after Oberyn's death and the third most dangerous man in Dorne is probably a man who owns a dodgy meat shop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He had sex with Arianne, you big losers. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangover of the Morning Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He had sex with Arianne, you big losers. :lol: I still can't believe that we got the Fat Pink Mast, Myrish Swamp and the old fat Bracken dude but when the two hottest people in the whole Westeros have sex, it happens off screen!!! Fuck You George. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLittleFinger Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 1. He walked straight out of one of my Japanese animes 2. Oh god he really did just walk out of an anime fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 1. He walked straight out of one of my Japanese animes 2. Oh god he really did just walk out of an anime fuck.And a poorly dubbed one at that. Only that would explain his terrible lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 All your dark are belong to over 9000! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Dogg Pound Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Darkstar= That always somehow depressed rich emo kid living on the other side of the street who dyes his hair with a streak of white and is always a douche. even his name "Darkstar" is exactly what I would imagine that emo kid's self made nickname would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A spoon of knife and fork Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most awesome: Failing to kill a little girlSecond most awesome: nothing. He did nothing before or after approaching that level of awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most Awesome = Ripping off Darkwing Duck's line :lmao: Second Most Awesome = basically saying Arthur Dayne was only great because he had the sword Dawn :rolleyes: I agree, he is the "Most Doucheous Man in Dorne" alright!* *(I sincerely hope Martin does something better with Darkstar's story in he future so I can bring myself to like the character more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldGimletEye Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most awesome: Failing to kill a little girlSecond most awesome: nothing. He did nothing before or after approaching that level of awesome.Yeah, seriously. I like Myrcella. Fuck Darkstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 He had sex with Arianne, you big losers. :lol: Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Doe Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most Awesome = Ripping off Darkwing Duck's line :lmao: Agree completely. Still wait for him confronting Obara and Balon with the line:"I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince of the North Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Agree completely. Still wait for him confronting Obara and Balon with the line:"I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe." Heh, that would be pretty funny! Although, I have to cut Martin a little slack (hey, I like the guy - sue me). I'm sure he probably had no idea of the whole Darkwing Duck thing when he wrote the line and I certainly see what he was trying to do with it. However, as I said, I hope Martin has more and better things in store for Darkstar because so far he seems to me to be practically all reputation backed up by...very little :dunno: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Davos Baratheon Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Most awesome: Being of the night! Second most awesome: Being of the night! Third most awesome: Being of the night! And so forth. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat of the Rivers Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Darkstar= That always somehow depressed rich emo kid living on the other side of the street who dyes his hair with a streak of white and is always a douche. even his name "Darkstar" is exactly what I would imagine that emo kid's self made nickname would be Yeah, seriously. I like Myrcella. Fuck Darkstar. For inspiring a description of his hair being like "silver glacier" and "midnight black." He kept his face clean-shaven, but his thick hair fell to his collar like a silver glacier, divided by a streak of midnight black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCon's Red Beard Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Really? It's in the app, I think. A former lover or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazfemur Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 well, he flipped his hair out of his eyes epically i guess he drinks a mean cup of coffee too. ..posers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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