Happy Ent Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Finally somebody makes this thread funny. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 “A comparative study of upper-case letters in many typefaces.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindly Old Man Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 This might also make a good forum game where people guess the book "I can't stand those lazy long-maned lions" - Pride and Prejudice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 "I can't stand those lazy long-maned lions" Excellent. I suggest we just paste reviews and let others guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 A railway afficiendo's guide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindly Old Man Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 We've got plenty of ham, but not much Gruyere left... I'd say we can fry up about 12 or 13 more sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reckoner Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 The Steel Remains - "The Grimdark death squads left their blades in the ignobly slaughtered noblebright knights." The Cold Commands - "The Grimdark King makes daggers from the bones of the noblebright knights." The Dark Defiles - "The Grimdark King floods the noblebright bookshelves with misery and woe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 "So I need bees. Like, A LOT of bees.""Sorry, we don't do that here." "But, don't you make--""I know damn well what we make here. One thing, and we do it well.""It'd seem like just some simple alterations--""I said NO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 "So I need bees. Like, A LOT of bees.""Sorry, we don't do that here." "But, don't you make--""I know damn well what we make here. One thing, and we do it well.""It'd seem like just some simple alterations--""I said NO."hahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Wasp Factory. Very nice. Here’s a classic 1951 novel: “But my complexion is terrible. I can’t go out like that!” “Those minor blemishes? Not a problem. Just let me apply this stuff and you’ll have a nice uniform skin tone in no time.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Derfel's is Trainspotting? Bit stumped by some of the others though. Something something capitals? (Big props to the Lobster for that last one though :thumbsup:---------There were five minutes left on the clock. His team were all counting on him. He'd caught the first twenty-one balls, but this was the big one. Could he do it? Would he let them all down?Eta: hahaha, cross-posted with the Ent. Foundation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tongue Stuck to Wall Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Happy Ent, perhaps applied by a psychocosmetologist? Oh and MinDonner: Catch 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 And on Tuesday, this low pressure system will head inland, bringing with it heavy downfalls of katanas, zweihänders, and sabres. People are advised to watch out for rapiers in exposed areas. That's the weather tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindly Old Man Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 And on Tuesday, this low pressure system will head inland, bringing with it heavy downfalls of katanas, zweihänders, and sabres. People are advised to watch out for rapiers in exposed areas. That's the weather tonight. A Storm of Swords, nice. I can't figure out Happy Ent's either and my brain can't get past Das Kapital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindly Old Man Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 "From now on, Ernie was going to insist people call him by his full name. Nothing had ever mattered more to him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Ten decades spent alone, all by your lonesome. eta: Kindly Old Man: Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Marquez!"Mr Rassan! Mr Rassan! They've escaped again!"Albert frowned. It had seemed like such a good idea, adopting his unusual pets when the zoo closed, but they were turning out to be nothing but trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 The Importance of Being Earnest and One Hundred Years of Solitude, nice. :D Not a clue about Min's. With today's means of transport, nobody should need more than two months to get around the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Ten decades spent alone, all by your lonesome. One hundred years of solitude (heh, autocorrect wanted to go with solitaire)"I dunno... I'm guessing something about the lost 4th Little Pig? But the book seems awfully big in that case... in fact, it's much bigger than it should be. It just seems to go on and on and on.... *echoes away*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Marquez!"Mr Rassan! Mr Rassan! They've escaped again!"Albert frowned. It had seemed like such a good idea, adopting his unusual pets when the zoo closed, but they were turning out to be nothing but trouble.Haha, lions of al rassan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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