ElizabethB. Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 lady Blizz makes an amazing possum mousse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 ElizabethB eats dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Minstral is really Lartsnim...and all that entails. eta: +n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Weeping Sore is really the Weeping Snore... and all that entails. (you missed an N there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 M is a sentient possum (probably related to Pogo), and he's revolted at some of the lies in this thread. "That's not funny!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Count Balerion cannot count at at all. It's a rare affliction, but so far his superior intelligence has enabled him to get by...that and calculators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Lady b was born on a sunny and pleasant day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyed chicken Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Minstral is extremely busy right now. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 HC has been hunting the Canadian geese in attempt to usher an era of oppression by the swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Minstral is a weredragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 M'Lady's Pixie Cartle is waging a war against The Faerie Mafia. And losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 TKIB just wants you to think my Pixie Cartel is losing because he bet heavily on the Faerie Mafia to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 LBB was briefly a financial advisor, but got her license revoked after telling a male client to plan for retirement by advising him to "Knock up Oprah! She's RIIIIIIIIICH!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 :lmao: FVS runs a daycare center...for geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Lady Blizzardborn has been rescuing the Geese from HC's onslaught. It is her hope to raise them so that they will rise up to challenge their Swallow masters. In he mean time she drills the geese on a course of tires with bread crumbs, and dresses them up in red bandanas so they look like rebels. Because that is what rebels wear.... Red bandanas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Jackanape Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Minstral's memoirs are tentatively titled "Camping On Acid"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 FVS is actually a phantasm from one of these trips. He/she claims to be the dead thought of a ghost that thinks they are a sentient sonnet about the splendor of geese. FVS main aim is to incite me to release the corralled and majestic cloud lions, so that I may witness my accession by literally dissolving into nothing, in which I become everything. It was a very spiritual event, and I thank FVS in being behind my agency in this time by giving me the head candy in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weeping Sore Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Minstral has been in a five-year, committed relationship with a stick of butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Weeping Sore's good intentions get her into trouble. Her grandmother was not pleased about that online dating profile WS made for her. It maybe would have been okay if she hadn't accidentally assigned the key search term of "kinky" to the profile. WS was talking about Granny's hairstyle but the "gentlemen" on the site took it another way entirely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King in Black Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 M'lady was clearly one amongst the 'gentlemen' if not all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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