Ser Walton Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 With all of the references of swords as male genitalia in the series, does the title of "The Sword of the Morning" refer to morning wood? Does anyone have any clues as to Darkstar's later-in-the-day erection?Yes, I would prefer to just read TWOW rather than have time to ponder such phallic allusions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrammarYatzy Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 yes, I"ve always thought so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ser Septon Maester Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I really don't think it's a euphemism. I would imagine it's a reference to Dawn being bright like the rising sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Walton Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 I wake up as The Sword of the Morning every day. And I know what it actually means... but with Tormund constantly referencing his member and the crackpot tbat Tormund=Arthur Dayne, it has some good possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LmL Posted April 19, 2015 Share Posted April 19, 2015 I chuckled at this one :)Hey Beavis! Huh huh, huh huh..What?! Have you ever, ah huh huh, "held the sword of the morning?" Huh huhHeh, heh hmm, is that like, heh heh, when you have morning wood, heh heh hmm, and you're choking it?! Heh heh heheUh, yeah, but uh, huh huh, it's like when you're checking you're chicken, huh huh, and like, you hold it for a really long time, huh, and turns blue. Huh huh, huh huhUm, yeah, heh heh, I've done that like a million times. Huh huh, DUMBASS. You're not supposed to hold it till it turns blue... Huh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyenon15 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Better yet, people couldn't be misinterpreting Sword of the "Mourning".So the hunt is on for a really sad guys penisRoberts maybe? Because it mourned for Lyanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LmL Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Better yet, people couldn't be misinterpreting Sword of the "Mourning".So the hunt is on for a really sad guys penisRoberts maybe? Because it mourned for LyannaLittlefingerEdit: also, every penis on the wall. Shrinky-dink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyenon15 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 This makes me wonder if the "Tower of Joy" was really ever a building at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Walton Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 "Once you join the Black, your penis doesn't grow back"Dolorous Ed, Theon...I agree with the above mention of Littlefinger. And I know I'm combining the two different legends here, but what if....The Sword of the Morning, Lifebringer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Walton Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 This makes me wonder if the "Tower of Joy" was really ever a building at all.And how did Ned.....bring it down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LmL Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 Great work everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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