Frey Kings Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 If they ever meet face to face in Westeros, How would the conversation go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frey Kings Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 Aegon: You Killed my uncle ViserysDany: No that was my husbandAegon: A savage horselord, and you let himDany: But I still cry over him from time to time if that makes up for it...Aegon: I will make a better king Dany: No I will *Burns Aegon with her 3 dragons* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Santa of House Claus Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Aegon: "My name is Aegon Targaryen, you killed my uncle, prepare to die."Dany: "dracarys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aryagonnakill#2 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dany: I don't appreciate you impersonating my nephew. Aegon: What? Dany: Dracarys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George48 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dany: You are dead! Aegon: What is dead may never die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Melnibonean Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 "Who's the dark haired bitch with the round ripe breasts and huge dark nipples?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good Guy Garlan Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 "Who's the dark haired bitch with the round ripe breasts and huge dark nipples?""Who's the pirate-looking motherfucker with the blue lips and the eye patch? Did he get lost on the way to a Hot Topic store?"And Tyrion just sits there munching on popcorn and drama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isobel Harper Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Just commenting to bookmark under My Content, you know, for the lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George48 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dany:... so... you've got a wife... Aegon: and you've got... three dragons... Dany: Yes, they are my cute children Viserion: Skreeee! *eats a random bloke* Aegon: Want to recreate Ageon's conquest? Dany: Let's do it! ^^ Aegon: Let's get married! ^^ *one month later* Stannis: Why is the Faith suddenly bending the knee and calling me Champion of the Seven? Mel wasn't enough, now I have to deal with their shit too. Wyman: eh.... well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Aegon- I'm the son of Rhaegar Targaryen by Elia of Dorne and I demand you to lay your swords, spears and dragons at my feet as I am the rightful king of the seven kingdoms and the only Dragon this world needs.Daenerys- :smoking: Nah, the throne's mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibzit Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 An epic rap battle will ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George48 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dany:Hey mummer! Bow down, smile and say cheese!Cause you know that dragons do not plant trees!Dothraki, Unsullied and sellswords,Imma smash you with all my hordes!My dragons will chew you to the boneAnd then I'll be sittin on the Iron Throne. Aegon:Bring it on aunt!Cause defeat me you shant!You don't scare hun, Cause I'm the one that gets shit done!I'm Aegon the king! Jon: Fo realz!Aegon: and all your talk bores me to tears.The Storms Lord to me they bend,cause you know, I just took Storm's EndBy the time you finally catch with meOn the Iron Throne I will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRANDON GREYSTARK Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Aegon ; Hiya auntie it me Aegon returned from the dead . I have come for the Iron Throne ,a dragon and your hand in marriage . " Daenerys ; You are a maiden's fantasy Ill give you that ,therefore I will give you all that you desire if you can pass the test . Aegon ; No problem I was trained to be king from before I was born. What test is this ? Daenerys : Drogon ,Rhaegal and Viserion ! It is said that only a true dragon cannot be harmed by flames . Drogon ,Rhaegal and Viserion belches flames the Golden company is ashes before they take their first step . ILLYRIO'S SMILE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Dany:Hey mummer! Bow down, smile and say cheese!Cause you know that dragons do not plant trees!Dothraki, Unsullied and sellswords,Imma smash you with all my hordes!My dragons will chew you to the boneAnd then I'll be sittin on the Iron Throne. Aegon:Bring it on aunt!Cause defeat me you shant!You don't scare hun, Cause I'm the one that gets shit done!I'm Aegon the king! Jon: Fo realz!Aegon: and all your talk bores me to tears.The Storms Lord to me they bend,cause you know, I just took Storm's EndBy the time you finally catch with meOn the Iron Throne I will be.:lol: GRRM's an idiot if this doesn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giles the Wizard Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Aegon: Hey, I'm the rightful heir to the throne. Marry me or gtfoDany: I have dragons, you know. Aegon: I was raised I be king for my whole life. While you were begging in the streets and riding horses I was learning about how to ruleDany: I have dragons, you know. Aegon: I took Storm's End. What have you taken? A few slaver cities? I'm clearly more fit to ruleDany: I HAVE DRAGONS, you do realize that, right? Aegon: Pshaw. What can a few silly dragons do to-Dany: Dracarys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordPathera Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Aegon: I'm the Rightful King; Have a solid force of 10,000 warriors in addition to the Storm Lands and Dorne's fresh levies. I've been raised to rule since I was a child and have more tenacity and initiative than you do- Dany: I have dragons- Aegon: Two of which you can't control and the third that only tolerates you. You can't even control one city, what makes you think that you'll be a better ruler than me? Dany: Dracarys. Aegon: That's not fair. (Runs from Drogon) Dany: One dragon's better than none, nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dames do Moan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Aegon : HiDany: HiAegon: Let's team up. Also, bring those other 2 girls I've been hearing a lot about. It can be Aegon and the 3 brawds.Dany : who are you talking about?Aegon : Kelly C. and Miss SandyDany : your kind of an idiot aren't you? I would rather marry Quentyn than you.Aegon: nah uh, you didn't. And now I got Dorne.Dany: fire and bloodAegon: ok what does that mean?Dany: fire and bloodAegon: what? Why do you keep saying that?Dany: fire and bloodAegon: Shit, your right. I'll bend the knee and swear you all my swords and elephants.Dany: Nope, Dracerys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isobel Harper Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Aegon : Kelly C. and Miss Sandy :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Aegon I am king Dany no I am queen Bran wargs dragons kills dany and aegon Bran I am king Everyone else in the 7 kingdoms bends the knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King17 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Aegon I am king Dany no I am queen Bran wargs dragons kills dany and aegon Bran I am king Everyone else in the 7 kingdoms bends the knee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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