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The "NS=ES" one, for its sheer audacity, it's chutzpah, and just enough textual support to keep it right outside the "fucking impossible and borderline insane" territory.



Serious mode on, the "Marillion not dead" one was quite good. Especially if compared with all that recent "X=Y" bullshit (Benjen is Daario is Euron is Howland Reed is the High Sparrow), or even worse "hey look, I invented a new X rape Y configuration!" dreadful bullshit. Which, sadly, seem to be the norm.


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The existence of a hidden "Search feature" on the forums, that would make it possible to see if somebody else had made the exact same topic as you before, maybe even multiple times.



Imagine the implications! I mean, you could look over existing threads using nothing but a few simple key words, and then evaluate whether or not making the thread is such a good idea after all. If threads like that existed at all (and call me a pot-cracker, but I've got a feeling that they do), you could read them and see how well they turned out.



Alas, the so-called "Search feature" is up there with the ice dragons or Ned's supposed third brother. Never even alluded to by anybody, yet people still insist it's out there, somewhere.


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The existence of a hidden "Search feature" on the forums, that would make it possible to see if somebody else had made the exact same topic as you before, maybe even multiple times.

Imagine the implications! I mean, you could look over existing threads using nothing but a few simple key words, and then evaluate whether or not making the thread is such a good idea after all. If threads like that existed at all (and call me a pot-cracker, but I've got a feeling that they do), you could read them and see how well they turned out.

Alas, the so-called "Search feature" is up there with the ice dragons or Ned's supposed third brother. Never even alluded to by anybody, yet people still insist it's out there, somewhere.

To be fair, search is frequently down at the moment, including right now.

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Disagree. Evidence is there for A+J=C+J, but I hate the tyrion is Aerys son theory.

Yes, but I'm talking about a theory were Tyrion, Jaime and Cercei, all of them, are Aerys's offspring. The idea behind it is that Tywin was sterile.

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