Ratmancampidori Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 What are the best Crackpot theories you heard in the past year?I think the best so far is Tywin plotting to have Jeoffry raped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dames do Moan Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Do you mean beat crackpot theories that have a chance to come true / are at least serious?Or just trolls or jokes like above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Make Shadowbabies Not War Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Khal Ned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isobel Harper Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 What are the best Crackpot theories you heard in the past year?I think the best so far is Tywin plotting to have Joffrey raped. Haha, yeah that one was wild. My favorite is R+L=A+J. (See signature.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrell_like_Squirrel Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Any theory that deals with Ned being alive. Not possible in any way, but I want to believe and its fun to see people try and justify it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I like crackpots.But the most ridiculous one (that's still being considered true) is Jon riding Drogon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferocious Veldt Roarer Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The "NS=ES" one, for its sheer audacity, it's chutzpah, and just enough textual support to keep it right outside the "fucking impossible and borderline insane" territory. Serious mode on, the "Marillion not dead" one was quite good. Especially if compared with all that recent "X=Y" bullshit (Benjen is Daario is Euron is Howland Reed is the High Sparrow), or even worse "hey look, I invented a new X rape Y configuration!" dreadful bullshit. Which, sadly, seem to be the norm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordImp Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Dont know if Meera Reed is Jons sister and also a secret Targ is crackpot , but i really like that theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerrorVoid Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I think the best so far is Tywin plotting to have Jeoffry raped. This. Totally hilarius. Tough, my most loved one was: Dornish Wife. Elia is alive and is living with Gregon Clegane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicAndTheSquidSquad Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Stannis+Lyanna=Jon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tharvot Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 What are the best Crackpot theories you heard in the past year?I think the best so far is Tywin plotting to have Jeoffry raped. I thought you said BEST... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyll.Ing. Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The existence of a hidden "Search feature" on the forums, that would make it possible to see if somebody else had made the exact same topic as you before, maybe even multiple times. Imagine the implications! I mean, you could look over existing threads using nothing but a few simple key words, and then evaluate whether or not making the thread is such a good idea after all. If threads like that existed at all (and call me a pot-cracker, but I've got a feeling that they do), you could read them and see how well they turned out. Alas, the so-called "Search feature" is up there with the ice dragons or Ned's supposed third brother. Never even alluded to by anybody, yet people still insist it's out there, somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyannaisalive Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 HOdor is the leader of the great others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald blackfield Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Tyrion and Bronn had a gay relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alester Florent Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 The existence of a hidden "Search feature" on the forums, that would make it possible to see if somebody else had made the exact same topic as you before, maybe even multiple times. Imagine the implications! I mean, you could look over existing threads using nothing but a few simple key words, and then evaluate whether or not making the thread is such a good idea after all. If threads like that existed at all (and call me a pot-cracker, but I've got a feeling that they do), you could read them and see how well they turned out. Alas, the so-called "Search feature" is up there with the ice dragons or Ned's supposed third brother. Never even alluded to by anybody, yet people still insist it's out there, somewhere. To be fair, search is frequently down at the moment, including right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePosterThatWasPromised Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Not sure if any of you ever meander over to /r/asoiaf, but for those that do not, I present to you the one, the only, the legend itself: The Time Travelling Fetus https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/30mat2/spoilers_all_ddt_a_neverbeforeseen_theory/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 A + J = C + J + T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 A + J = C + J + TDisagree. Evidence is there for A+J=C+J, but I hate the tyrion is Aerys son theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcel Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Disagree. Evidence is there for A+J=C+J, but I hate the tyrion is Aerys son theory. Yes, but I'm talking about a theory were Tyrion, Jaime and Cercei, all of them, are Aerys's offspring. The idea behind it is that Tywin was sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balerion the kitten Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yes, but I'm talking about a theory were Tyrion, Jaime and Cercei, all of them, are Aerys's offspring. The idea behind it is that Tywin was sterile.Oh, then I agree with you. That does sound ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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