Fragile Bird Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Once again I am shamelessly stealing from the internet. There's a great post on Facebbook on nerdbastards asking the question, How awesome would it be to have an Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car? But they really mean, a Snape voiced GPS. "Turn left in two miles. Do not disappoint me." "How extraordinarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool." What would your favourite book character say on your GPS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 The right hand turn on main street resides where men believe it resides...in 1 mile. No more or no less.- Conleth Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksniffer Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn [at] the light. ~ Albus Dumbledore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "The Dragon parks where he wants." ~Daenerys Targaryen "Winter is coming. Remember to get your heating system checked." ~Ned Stark "I will have no speeding here. This is not King's Landing." ~Stannis Baratheon "What do we say to parking fines? Not today!" ~Syrio Forel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "No passing lane ahead, you shall not pass." -- Gandalf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 "I will have no speeding here. This is not King's Landing." ~Stannis Baratheon "What do we say to parking fines? Not today!" ~Syrio Forel "No passing lane ahead, you shall not pass." -- Gandalf I particularly love these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I've tried to come up with a good Davos line, but I failed. Well, doesn't really matter - she isn't my fovourite character, but she would make the perfect gps voice: Quaithe! To go north, you must journey south, to reach the west you must go east. To go forward you must go back and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fragile Bird Posted May 12, 2015 Author Share Posted May 12, 2015 I've tried to come up with a good Davos line, but I failed. Well, doesn't really matter - she isn't my fovourite character, but she would make the perfect gps voice: Quaithe! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha! Wouldn't that screw up your head! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tyrion I Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 "Did I park there, too? I have been a very busy man." (Tyrion Lannister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomi Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 "I am but a young girl, but I think you should turn left at the next intersection." Dany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 "Left turn is coming." -- Any Stark"That's too far to drive, fly you fools!" -- Gandalf"There's a minimum speed limit, we do not slow." -- Any Greyjoy"The road is dark and full of potholes." -- Melisandre "All men must drive." -- Any Braavosi"A right turn does not wash out the left, nor a left turn the right. Each should have its own destination." -- Stannis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 "Bring me Rickon Stark, and I will give you directions." ~ Wyman Manderley "Get the brakes checked. Strong Belwas hates it when they scream." ~ Strong Belwas "Rhaegar turned left, and thousands died for it." ~ Ser Barristan Selmy "Rush hour makes monsters of us all." ~ Thoros of Myr "The car won't crash...I'm not riding in it. Cars never crash unless I'm in them." ~Eddison Tollet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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