mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 It occured to me that Samwell Tarly was mostly useless in the Battle of Castle Black, in terms of killing wildlings such as Thenns, in the TV show. However, in the books he wasn't there at all. However, if he was... it got me thinking, if he had worn Renly Baratheon's Armor and Helmet fitted to Sam's size and was equipped with an Unsullied shield and the sword "Oathkeeper" and the spare sword "Widow's Wail" sheathed by his hip, and can he actually live up to his title as "Sam the Slayer" and gain the respect of his Night's Watch brothers? The Thenns will of course have crap steel weapons and will only have fur armor on. They fight Sam one by one, as silly as that may sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IdoTheChoombi Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 No, Sam would still piss his pants and run away. He is not a fighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Greg of House House Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Possibly not. Though probably anyone else could. I mean, Tyrion was suddenly Conan the barbarian. That guy who went against armored Barristan couldn't do shit to him with a crappy weapon. So I suppose with Dawn against fur basically anyone who could wave the thing around would probably kill something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Damn. That's like the best equipment you can arm a guy with that was trained with using a longsword. Freaking Arthur Dayne's sword. An Unsullied shield. Alright.... let's make it a Full Plate Valeryian Steel armor with a helmet. Come on, Sam the freaking Slayer. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihlus Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Sam would drop on his stomach and cry and shit himself before he even thinks about swinging his sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigger Warning Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Sam wasn't even at Castle Black. He could probably stand next to Jon and loose some arrows though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Yeah but he wasn't equipped with these equipment as well. XD Even Osha with a damn kitchen knife then against this Sam the Slayer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsOfBrains Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 No. Sam could be armed in Renlys kit plus any weapon in ASOIAF fighting a naked unarmed Thenn and still lose. Fat people are awkward and uncoordinated. Sam is awkward and uncoordinated even more. If he had Dawn he would be more likely to cut off his own foot than an enemies. Thenns are savage warriors born and bred from first men pure stock to win wars. No contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Renly's kit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Damn. That's like the best equipment you can arm a guy with that was trained with using a longsword. Freaking Arthur Dayne's sword. An Unsullied shield. Alright.... let's make it a Full Plate Valeryian Steel armor with a helmet. Come on, Sam the freaking Slayer. XD You really need to read the books before posting any more stuff like this. Sam was set up in a practice match with full armor and got curbstomped by a kitchen maid. He tells Jon about it when he comes to the Wall. He was hopeless. Also, Valyrian steel will give a good swordsman an advantage; it won't make a miserable one good. Its forging employs spells but it isn't magical itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dornish Vinegar Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Dawn is a greatsword as well, requiring use of both hands IIRC. He consequently wouldn't be able to use a shield, and the poor guy, god bless him, wouldn't be able to parry to (literally) save his life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 You really need to read the books before posting any more stuff like this. Sam was set up in a practice match with full armor and got curbstomped by a kitchen maid. He tells Jon about it when he comes to the Wall. He was hopeless. Also, Valyrian steel will give a good swordsman an advantage; it won't make a miserable one good. Its forging employs spells but it isn't magical itself. But this was before he was trained by the Night's Watch. Dawn is a greatsword as well, requiring use of both hands IIRC. He consequently wouldn't be able to use a shield, and the poor guy, god bless him, wouldn't be able to parry to (literally) save his life. Oh my, I forgot about that. Well, I changed the swords in the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsOfBrains Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Renly's kit? They mention that Renly had the best kit money can buy, thats why I used it in the example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Oh! By "kit" you meant "set of armor"! I didn't get the terminology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twenty of House Goodmen Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nope. They'd wrestle him to the ground, stab through his eye slit, and take his sword and armor as prize. Also, the unsullied shield would be unnecessary. It'd be more of a disadvantage really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitsOfBrains Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Oh! By "kit" you meant "set of armor"! I didn't get the terminology. Kit is just means load out. People use it to mean "equipment".even on a daily basis. Like I have a "night out" kit and a "meeting kit" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Nope. They'd wrestle him to the ground, stab through his eye slit, and take his sword and armor as prize. Also, the unsullied shield would be unnecessary. It'd be more of a disadvantage really. Well, it would be one on one. When one Thenn falls, here comes the other. Otherwise, getting ganged up would be too much for someone like Sam. Oh, I thought it was more standard for Knights to fight with a shield. But okay, if the Shield is a disadvantage, then he could always just attach it his back or toss it at the Thenn like a frisbee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Since he wasn't even there it would be quite an achievement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mystickristoff Posted May 26, 2015 Author Share Posted May 26, 2015 Well, this is a what-if scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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