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You are King Stannis, defend Westereos from Daenarys's Invasion


TimJames

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After a massive amount of blood, sweat, and tears, you successfully took back your rightful throne. The Boltons are Extinct, the Freys are stripped of title and scattered, the IronBorn finally subjugated, the Lannisters conquered, and Ageon pushed back into the sea. Cersei, Jamie, Lancel, and Littlefinger have all been executed for their role in your brother's assassination, and you have the support of the Riverlands and the North for defeating the tyranny of the Roose Bolton and Walder Frey.

But don't enjoy your victory just yet: danger looms on the horizon. Daenarys Targaryen has massed a great host in the east and is preparing to invade westereos. You endured a siege eating rats to get one dragon off the throne, so you are not about to let another one retake it. How do you defend against Daenarys's Invasion?

*shadow baby assassins are NOT part of the defense plan.

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Hier faceles men to kill her

Promise A large lordship to the person that kill her or her dragons

If that do not work, i would bulid A big navy, eliminate tangeryen loyalists on westeros, ally myself with bravos and meet her in the narow sea when she tries to cross and destroy her force whilst they are in their ships.

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Well I can only see two eventualities:



A ) Dany would destroy her own invasion force because Dany is Dany, she can barely rule a city and has no understanding of how the world works. Without a load of muscular scrotum-less men to enforce her arbitrary rule she is nothing. I would then recline into my chair and make a quip about how the only thing more mad than a Targ is a Targ supporter.



B ) I would grit my teeth so hard that I transformed into the Balrog, I would then summon an army of Khorne Daemons to appear in the camp of Dany's army and personally lead them in slaughtering all the Targtards. I would also capture Dany and then have her butchered and cooked into a hundred appetising meals using recipes from all across Westeros. I would leave the Daemon army to cause havoc in Essos cause I hate them because I hate Dany. I would then recline into my chair, transform back into a human and make a quip about how Dragons taste unsurprisingly like chicken.



I will probably come back with a serious answer but my Sta-pression (Stannis Depression) hinders my seriousness.


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Depends upon how big and effective her dragons are. If they match the monsters of Aegon's conquest then the only solution may be the Dornish one, i.e. guerrilla tactics. Of course these are only effective if the population is with me as well (otherwise I'll get betrayed very quickly). At a certain point too much force cannot be resisted. I'll probably keep claiming that I am the true king until I die, but there is now reason to believe anyone will take it seriously


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If her dragons are with her, and old enough to be effective in battle, Then I would have no choice but to abdicate and rule Storms End. Otherwise I don't think there would be much of a fight, close the narrow sea with the combined Redwyne and Iron fleets and drive them back into the ocean wherever they choose to land.


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Stannis walks up to Rhaegal and says: I am the rightful king of Westeros, and I claim you in the name of my grandmother, Rhaelle Targaryen-Baratheon. Now hold still. *he mounts and rides*



Shireen walks up to Viserion and says: Oh, aren't you a pretty dragon! Here, have a goat. May I ride you? Oh, thank you. *mounts and rides*



The two of them double-team Dany and Drogon.


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