sootfish Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 ooooh it'll be satisfying if it were Fat Walda that did him in :smoking: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mother of The Others Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 With gusto. Maybe with enough time for him to see how he brought it on himself, maybe with a hint of normal person fears showing about his loss of control. Then he just turns into it, whatever his death is, and goes out swinging--- but isn't a very good fighter without all his other advantages, so he's either done right away or else he disappears into the shrubbery and lives to play a (hopefully brief!) game of hunt-the-hunters-who-are-hunting-him, for as long as that lasts. If he's the best at that and he has the wilderness as the battlefield, it could go on and on. But I think he's headed for some end that's more..... blunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXx_Petyr_Baelish_xXx Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 As long as its painful or soon I really don't care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visenya Stark Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 My preferred method: Theon does to Ramsay what Ramsay did to him.What I expect to happen: Ramsay's dogs hunt and eat him. :devil: Reek: My name (raises sword)... my name... is... Theon, rhymes with... um... hold on, give me a second... neon? no, we haven't even discovered that yet... help me out here.Ramsay: What about Cleon, like that butcher king guy we heard rumors about from Slavers' Bay?Reek: No, come on, what's the metaphorical significance of comparing myself to him?Ramsay: Yeah, I see what you mean. Maybe you could stretch out and slightly distort the name of your foster brother, Jee-on?Reek: Now you're just being stupid.Ramsay: Yeah, you're right. What about eon?Reek: Well, that's not terrible, but... No, OK, I guess it sounds impressive even if it doesn't mean anything.Ramsay: OK, great, so, where were we?(sword comes down and decapitates Ramsay)Ramsay's head: (only burbling and spluttering, but it sounds like he's trying to say something like "oh yeah, I forgot I was trying to distract you")Theon: (casually tosses the head into the dog kennels) Well, I guess I've got plenty of time to try to come up with a better story for our final showdown. I was like "My name is Theon, rhymes with eon", and he just looked up at me with craven fear at my overpowering righteousness, obviously knowing he deserved what was coming but refusing to accept it, and I was all merciful and just and Ned-like instead of gloating in my triumph, and the chicks were totally into it. Yeah, that'll work. Dude, I am totally Theon again.Theon, Theon, it rhymes with Balon. Theon, Theon, it rhymes with Victarion.Theon, Theon, it rhymes with Euron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light a wight tonight Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Somebody slips his dogs some mantciore blood. I've always liked Fat Walda as Ramsay's nemesis, so it might as well be her. Barbrey Riswell is another possibility. Theon can't hold a sword properly but he has enough fingers to use a bow, which is his weapon anyhow. Not impossible that he could be the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas88 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 My best guess for Ramsey's death is that he will die quite anonymously on a battlefield somewhere, or just gets ill. Nothing special for a complete villian as Ramsey would suit GRRM's writing style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOne-EyedHound Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Theon will pull his injuries body into the crypts and do unspeakable things after the fight for Winterfell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Charles of Rosehaven Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Hot Pie will cook him. It is known. Frey pies are a clear foreshadowing for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONEMAN Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Has anyone already said as an old man in his bed surrounded by loved ones? His last moments reflecting on how he won the game of thrones and established a new royal Bolton dynasty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisdaw Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Feels like he's being set up for Jon. Conspicuously Jon in mirror form, born a bastard, dealt in treachery, took anything he could from anywhere he could, honourless and evil. He fights gutter style, rough and bullish and keeps a set of hounds so even Ghost could get in on the action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilish Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Sansa will kill him. She will get her hands on the Vale army, she will march to Winterfell and all the North will rally against the Boltons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Lannister Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Wyman Manderly will eat him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diregirl Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Unlikely that Theon will kill him, however much people will want that. Maybe he just slips on some ice? Worst anti-climax ever. :-) I think his utter evilness will cause his death. Maybe he'll try to "hunt" a wildling woman and will be totally surprised when his "prey" has a really long knife, a really strong will to live and a taste for flaying, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yin & Yang Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Plot twist: When Melisandre looks into the fire and sees "Snow" she's seeing Ramsey. Yes, Ramsey is Azor Ahai. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diregirl Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Plot twist: When Melisandre looks into the fire and sees "Snow" she's seeing Ramsey. Yes, Ramsey is Azor Ahai. It is known. THIS would turn me into a R'hollor atheist within microseconds...it is totally known. :bawl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skinner Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Sadly he is probably going to die, but at least it's probably going to be cool. My bet is roose, the only cat colder than Ramsay but (and it probably won't happen) single combat with Jon Snow, Longclaw vs. falchion, ghost against Ramsay's girls would be the coolest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diregirl Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Sadly he is probably going to die, but at least it's probably going to be cool.My bet is roose, the only cat colder than Ramsay but (and it probably won't happen) single combat with Jon Snow, Longclaw vs. falchion, ghost against Ramsay's girls would be the coolest That might be suitably dramatic, Ramsay is a bit of an embarassment to his dad anyway, and it might be an appropriately bitter cup for Ramsay, who's all like "Dad! Are you finally proud of me and ready to recognize me as your child and heir?" - er, no, take this cold steel instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steinnis Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Wyman Manderly will eat him. Correction, Ghost will eat him, from the ankles up. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahai Ahoy Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Most likely dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Answer Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'd like to see Arya, Bran, Jon, Theon, Sansa, Mance, Stannis hold a council meeting to discuss the possible means to an end. A nice Ghost/Nymeria, Wolf army encounter would be rather pleasing. Stannis bringing down his "Lightbringer" would be solid as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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