Count Balerion Posted August 27, 2015 Author Share Posted August 27, 2015 M runs a cheesomantic pizza parlour called Pizza Coven. [I don't seem to be able to quote from this computer; but I agree w/ NQ's bowing down response to LB's better-dead-than-Dorne post.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 The Count is the second manager of the Pizza Coven. Every night he screens a loop of Dorne's scenes with the sound at top. He put a huge board that reads: "Management reserves the right to refuse admission to anyone who dares show distate at its videos". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Baltan is a big fan of Derek Smart and Uwe Boll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Whenever Minstral sees loneliness in a man's eyes, he immediately suspects that guy is Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Knight of Ashes wanted to be Batman so much he would always try to get his parents to leave movie theaters early in the hopes that they would be gunned down by a mugger. It never worked though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 That's because WB, who happens to be KOA's mother, always nabs the mugger before he can kill her. Bummer of a way to encourage your child's dreams! How selfish can you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 CB is tired of getting injured by WB. That's right...CB is the mugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Lady B wanted to be the Joker in the next Batman movie, but she only got casted as a generic mailbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night'sQueen Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Baltan is as Baltan does. Or so says Baltan. About Baltan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Ashes Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Night's Queen is slowly morphing into Little Orphan Annie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 KoA made his name "Knight of Ashes" so that he could try to style himself like Batman, "The Dark Knight", or Superman, "The Man of Steel" when he became a superhero. It wasn't meant to be. because the superhero registry board regulators pointed out that he couldn't be taken seriously, something about him sounding ineffective and jokes of "Dust Man". And honestly, they really did turn him down because of the name. The fact that he doesn't have superpowers, or training with an arsenal bought by extreme wealth was actually not the reason he wasn't allowed into the practice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westorosi Batgirl Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Minstral was sad when KoA didn't get his super status because it dashed all hope that he could become KoA's sidekick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Blizzardborn Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 WB is all sidekicks to all superheroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Lady B is so fascinated by the idea of the Unsullied that she was able to convince Kim Jung-Un to institute an Unsullied training program in North Korea. So far the results are mixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashara_Dayne Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Howlin' Howland thinks the Unsullied make great soccerplayers Edit: grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howlin' Howland Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Howlin' Howland thinks the Unsullied make great soccerplayers Edit: grammar Wait, the Unsullied aren't good soccer players? Ashara is a soccer hooligan who's been arrested on four separate occasions for starting football riots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Count Balerion Posted August 30, 2015 Author Share Posted August 30, 2015 HH is breeding a dragon-penguin hybrid called dranguins, so that he can sell them to claimants for the Iron Throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 CB is looking for the astral projection of a dead man. So far he has searched the idea of a ghost, which gave him the lead to look for .... what he was looking for in a sonnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlady B Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Minstral was dedicated a sonnet, which contained all answers to all the universe questions... Too bad Min wasn't a bit interested and he kept playing with the dirt found in his bellybutton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minstral Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Baltan has always been jealous of me, especially in the fact that I didn't even need the cheat sheet when I know all of the mysteries of the universe already. But this unhealthy jealousy on Baltan's part spurred her to annoy me by leaving dirt wherever I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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