Scenes that make you laugh out loud - for giggles

[sweetsunray]

There's been threads on the funniest, most badass and darkest lines... This is not really about "lines" some character says, but about a scene that strike you as so funny you can't help but laugh out loud. It even makes you want to reread it again to laugh some more. Upon a reread of a aCoK chapter today I came across this one, sparking the idea for this thread, just for chukles.

 

This is after Bran tries to warn Mikken, Chayle and Alebelly that Jojen dreamt they'd drown.

 

 

Alebelly was the only one who paid the warning any heed. He went to talk to Jojen himself, and afterward stopped bathing and refused to go near the well. Finally he stank so bad that six of the other guards threw him into a tub of scalding water and scrubbed him raw while he screamed that they were going to drown him like the frogboy had said. Thereafter he scowled whenever he saw Bran or Jojen about the castle, and muttered under his breath.

It was a few days after Alebelly's bath that Ser Rodrik returned to Winterfell with his prisoner, a fleshy young man with fat moist lips and long hair who smelled like a privy, even worse than Alebelly had. (aCoK, Bran 5)

[Scootaloo Stark]

Joffrey's death.

[Lord Wraith]

Joffrey's death.

 

And Tywin's. 

[A Faceless Poster]

 

There's been threads on the funniest, most badass and darkest lines... This is not really about "lines" some character says, but about a scene that strike you as so funny you can't help but laugh out loud. It even makes you want to reread it again to laugh some more. Upon a reread of a aCoK chapter today I came across this one, sparking the idea for this thread, just for chukles.

 

This is after Bran tries to warn Mikken, Chayle and Alebelly that Jojen dreamt they'd drown.

 

 

 

For some reason Stannis "Pray Harder" line just amuses without end. Its such a literal minded military like response to religion that I just think is great. For Stannis all things can be used strategically, even religion. I know he could have just doing his deadpan style of humor, but I prefer to think he meant it.

[targurl 15]

Most scenes with varys.

[The Drunkard]

Stannis and birds.

 

"No more than he knows me."
"Knows me," cried one of the ravens the maester had left behind. It flapped its big black wings against the bars of its cage.
"Knows," it cried again.
Stannis turned. "Stop that noise."

 

"Boys," was all he said, disgusted. "Boys will not hold Lord Bolton long."

"Not long," Theon agreed. "Not long at all."
"Not long," cried the raven from its cage.
The king gave the bird an irritated look.

[Darkstream]

The passage you mentioned of course, that always makes me laugh. I know there's some good one's I can't remember but a couple that come to mind is Jaimie's confrontation with the BF at Riverrun. :lmao: Cracks me up everytime. Also Tyrion presenting the Mountain clans to Tywin was a funny situation.

[Storm's Arrival]

Davos: Lord Celtigar called it admirable
Stannis: Had I shown him the contents of my privy, he would have called that admirable as well


Melisandre: "His grace is going fond of you."
Jon: "I can tell. He only threatened to behead me twice.'


Stannis: "Who is Gilly?"
Melisandre: "The wet nurse. Your Grace gave her freedom of the castle."
Stannis: "Not for running tales. She's wanted for her teats, not her tongue. I'll have more milk from her, and fewer messages."

[Jaime Da Juiceman]

Any scene with Dolorous Edd is just plain hilarious.

[Bobby b's bobby]

Can't remember it exactly but stannis says something like "now that I've captured the king beyond the walls kid they'll kneel to him"
Jon explains they don't work like that so stannis reply is "good I'm the only king"

[Stannis Banteratheon]

Tyrion and Cersei's first meeting in Clash was brilliant. "I can't imagine what Jaime sees in you, apart from his own reflection."

[RandomUser191]

am i the only one who thoroughly enjoyed the conversation between arianne and doran in The princess in the tower?

 

So many insultingly hillarious lines from both of them XD

[The 999th Sword of Braavos]

too many to think of, but I was reading ASOS today and I was was laughing out loud at this line:

 

Jamie brienne and ser cleos go to the kneeling man inn and are confronted by a boy with a crossbow who says:

"lion, wolf or fish?"

 

Jamie replies: "Well We were hoping for capon." 

[Falcon2908]

For half a heartbeat he thought he glimpsed Illyrio Mopatis, but it was only one of those white dwarf elephants passing the front door.

[Pyat>Daenerys]

The dolorous Edd dialouge, where he is explaining how a guy was always lucky and how he fell from a bridge into water instead of smashing himself on the rocks. Someone asks if he survived the fall and Edd says he was already dead from an axe which hit him the head. Lucky guy indeed.

[The 999th Sword of Braavos]

Also when tyrion has varys sneak in Shae for a tryst in Varys bedchamber. 

 

When tyrion knocks on the door and Varys, disguised as a "matronly woman" answers, tyrion recoils and then says something along the lines of "oh varys thank god. for a horrid moment i thought you had brought me lollys instead."