Abdallah Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Ok so if your not caught up in the books, do not, and i repeat, do not read the comments if you care about spoilers. So this is basically a question, what is the funniest death in the books so far? I heard Ser barristan killed mero with a stick, and that Greatjon umber killed a few freys with a meat bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VenezuelanLord Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 It has to be tywin's to me, killed while taking a shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdallah Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 It has to be tywin's to me, killed while taking a shit.. and it was satisfying. Charles Dance was like, good he deserved it for the way he treated tyrion. The one mistake he made was he kept pushing the wrong guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eiko Dragonhorn Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Red Alyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdallah Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 Red Alyn didn't he get wounded from an arrow and fell to his death? hows that funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy Stark Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Purple wedding and Tywin's death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boarsbane Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Mace's dad riding off a cliff while looking in the sky and more recently Robert Baratheon killed by a boar while hunting drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdallah Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 Mace's dad riding off a cliff while looking in the sky and more recently Robert Baratheon killed by a boar while hunting drunk With Olena and cersei as their wives, perhaps those won't accidents. Perhaps they felt the grave would give them less grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bastard Snow Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 With Olena and cersei as their wives, perhaps those won't accidents. Perhaps they felt the grave would give them less grief. doesn't someone make that joke?That he saw the cliff and kept riding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Hightower Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 doesn't someone make that joke?That he saw the cliff and kept riding. Tyrion thinks that maybe it wasn't an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Arthur Hightower Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Cleos Frey was pretty funny, especially Jaime's reaction "I am amply provisioned in cousins". Tywin was fairly funny due to the last line of the chapter. I also found Preston Greenfield's death strangely amusing as well, he is probably the least mentioned of the Kingsguard and Martin decided to kill him first, poor Preston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Dweller Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Lysa out the Moon Door of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamp Dweller Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 And Quentyn's was so stupid it was kinda funny. Like wow all that work to be burnt to a crisp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khal drogon Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Joffery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wefollowthecomet Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Balon Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 You thread reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgemU-kMvOE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateral Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Quentyn's dragontamer chapter was so funny, I loved it. Yellow Dick's death was also great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASOIAF_Ali Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Lisa's death was amusing, and I was practically laughing when Joffrey kicked the bucket (as sick as that probably is). And Tywin of course, I mean, come on... Also Shae, she was annoying, not really a funny death but I was pretty pleased so that made it hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denny717 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Dolorous edd mentions something about his brother drowning in a barrel of wine. I wish I had the quote because he was pretty funny the way he told the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nictarion Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 The death of 2 of Wyman Manderly's chins. That part cracks me up. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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