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(Spoilers) Funniest book deaths


Abdallah

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Ok so if your not caught up in the books, do not, and i repeat, do not read the comments if you care about spoilers.

 

So this is basically a question, what is the funniest death in the books so far? I heard Ser barristan killed mero with a stick, and that Greatjon umber killed a few freys with a meat bone.

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Mace's dad riding off a cliff while looking in the sky and more recently Robert Baratheon killed by a boar while hunting drunk

With Olena and cersei as their wives, perhaps those won't accidents. Perhaps they felt the grave would give them less grief. 

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Cleos Frey was pretty funny, especially Jaime's reaction "I am amply provisioned in cousins".

 

Tywin was fairly funny due to the last line of the chapter.

 

I also found Preston Greenfield's death strangely amusing as well, he is probably the least mentioned of the Kingsguard and Martin decided to kill him first, poor Preston.

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Lisa's death was amusing, and I was practically laughing when Joffrey kicked the bucket (as sick as that probably is). And Tywin of course, I mean, come on... Also Shae, she was annoying, not really a funny death but I was pretty pleased so that made it hilarious. 

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