Kindly Old Man Posted December 5, 2015 Share Posted December 5, 2015 Continued from this thread. EntertainmentSomeone told you that you have two cows. You are upset because you wanted to be surprised by the number of cows you had when you walked into the barn. You wish that people would learn to use spoiler tags.LiteratureYou hope that someone can tell you which fantasy series has a number of cows most similar to George RR Martin's Song of Ice and Fire.General ChatterYou have two cows. One of them is killed in a horrific act of violence. You spend the week insulting people who disagree with you as to how to prevent the next one.General (GOT) You have two cows. You send one of them to Dorne to get butchered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 LARP: You spend over a year pretending to carry two calves to term. You low, you graze, and jump when someone throws a rock near you. You have two other re-enactors suck at your teats to complete the simulation of a heifer raising her young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 That LARP one isn't that far removed from what I've seen at actual LARPs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 LARP: You spend over a year pretending to carry two calves to term. You low, you graze, and jump when someone throws a rock near you. You have two other re-enactors suck at your teats to complete the simulation of a heifer raising her young.That LARP one isn't that far removed from what I've seen at actual LARPs.Incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Yeah replace cow with dragon/werewolf and you're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvinus85 Posted December 6, 2015 Share Posted December 6, 2015 Game of Thrones (HBO):You had two fine cows, and they somehow gave birth to this...College footballFor many years you had 2 cows. Life was good. But many wanted more. So now you have 4 cows. Life is great. But there's still plenty of unsatisfied people. Pretty soon you'll have to have 8 cows.Disney's Star Wars1) You just bought 2 cows. Let the milking begin. 2) You have two cows known for producing lots of dairy products. But you're not really satisfied with what they produced, so much of that dairy gets tossed. Actually you secretly would like to toss all of the dairy that does not have your label on it. 3) You have two cows. You put them in a well guarded pen, away from any prying eyes. You don't even let health inspectors in to see what you do until all the milk is ready. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoshi Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 The Sixth Sense: You have two cows, but they don't know they're cows.Turing Test: You have two cows...or do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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