Conduis, soutiens nos têtes vengeures!
We love to eat pastries
You can see daylight through our stupid heads
The Italian presence on this board has been sadly lacking. Obviously my stylish and sexy brethren have much better things to do than slum it among you losers. Luckily, I'm here to remind you that you might as well quit now, as we will wipe the floor with the lot of you (except Greece, because that would make it slippery*), especially those effete Frenchies, those weirdy vampire guys who won't even be able to play in the daylight, and the other insignificant team in our group whose country is not even important enough to mention.
*("joke" courtesy of Frank Skinner circa 1998)