Maltaran Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Adrian Tchaikovsky: You have two cows. One of them has six legs and has just invented a new clockwork flying machine. The other has eight legs and is manipulating the first cow to make it do its bidding. Alternatively: You have no cows, because the giant insects killed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Jim Butcher You have two cows, the curves of their well-trained bodies emphasised by their hides black-and-white pattering, their firm udders reminding you of long its been since you last saw Susan.This should win an award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Russell KirkpatrickYou have two cows. They live in a triangular field with an area of approximately two hectares. It has a height of 300 metres above sea level. The field slopes gently toward a mere which contains an abundance of waterboatmen.Cecila Dart ThorntonYou have two cows. They have eyes, ears, hair, hooves, udders, legs, fetlocks, tails, noses, nostrils, eyelashes...Karen MillerDo you have two cows? I think that you do not.I laughed so hard at that last miller but I almost chocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Kathleen HaleYou have two cows. I can see them through my binoculars. When you're at work I will call you and hang up, then go to your house and smell your laundry and go through your fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 You have two cows. You are in a clearing. There are exits to the north and southeast.>MILK COWSYou cannot milk the cows. >USE BUCKETYou do not have a bucket>EAT COWSYou cannot eat the cows>GO NORTHYou go North. You are dead. You have completed 2% of this adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Culture:You have two cows. They want for nothing and frolic in the fields as they will. Occasionally they turn into bulls and then back to cows. One of the cows is secretly trying to stop the goats from encroaching on the cows' way of life. Also the farmer is really an AI with an insanely cool name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
all swedes are racist Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Culture:Two cows are in the cutting edge of field technology, and exhibit a serious lack of gravity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Ent Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 This should win an award. Thank you. I was afraid it was too opaque. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HexMachina Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Dickens;You had two cows. It is the lawyers fault you no longer have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Dickens;You had two cows. It is the lawyers fault you no longer have them.Dickens: Please, sir. Please may I have two cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I really hate autocorrect.True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gillio Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 I really hate autocorrect.True story.did autocorrect take your cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Dickens: Please, sir. Please may I have two cows. Dickens: You have two cows. Are there no cowsheds? Are there no pastures? You have two cows. It was the best of bovines, it was the worst of bovines. You have two cows. Please, sir. May I have some more milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Marquis de Leech Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 You have two cows. You are in a clearing. There are exits to the north and southeast.>MILK COWSYou cannot milk the cows.>USE BUCKETYou do not have a bucket>EAT COWSYou cannot eat the cows>GO NORTHYou go North. You are dead. You have completed 2% of this adventure. >KISS COWS You and the cows are not close enough for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 Michael Bay: You have two cows. They explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maarsen Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Old Fart You have two cows.... Get those cows off of my lawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Gilfellon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Tory Government. You have two cows. One Cow has its benefits cut because they're poor and need to be punished.The other Cow is disabled and has its benefits cut because its disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williamjm Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 did autocorrect take your cows? Autocorrect: You have toucans. Microsoft Word: It looks like you are trying to write a 'two cows' meme. Would you like help? Apple: You have two cows. They are both white and cost you a lot of money but you're very smug about owning them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry of the Lawn Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 You have two cows. And a kickass profile on farmersonly.gov. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unJon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 FarmVille: It is time to login and milk your two virtual cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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