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[Prince Lotor]

Red Lion of Castamere, on Mar 20 2009, 13.49, said:

House Greyjoy: Rape, Kill, and Rape Some More
House Stark: Shit Happens...To Us
House Targaryen: Ours Is The Madness
House Craster: We Make Our Own Wives

Your words for House Stark are more like for House Tollett, I think.

[Fireball07]

Alys Karstark, on Mar 18 2009, 10.38, said:

House Frey - "Be our guest"
House Clegane - "Who let the dogs out?"
House Bolton - "Beauty is only skin deep"
House Slynt - "We Spear from the Rear"

Best ones so far. Frey, Clegane and Slynt could not be argued.

[Alys Karstark]

House Lannister - "Winter Fell but Casterly Rocks"

[Rhaegar_Targaryen]

spothisto, on Mar 20 2009, 00.06, said:

House Frey: "Shit for Honor"

Simple and accurate.

:thumbsup:

[spothisto]

Alys Karstark, on Mar 26 2009, 07.57, said:

House Lannister - "Winter Fell but Casterly Rocks"

Nice pun.

[Sandor's Lady]

Oh, so many good ones!  How to follow up?

-House Baelish: "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

-House Selmy: "Once a Kingsguard, always a Kingsguard."

-House Payne: "Watch your head!"

-House Manderly: "Let eels tremble!"

-House Frey: "Mayhaps..."

-"House" Daxos: *sniffles*

-House Blackwater: "How much?"

-House Dondarion: "You can't keep a good man down."

-House Clegane:  "Leave me the hell alone!"  (I wanted to do something that had something to do with people getting their arms cut off, but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't really long and articulate, and that just doesn't fit.  Anyone wanna try?  Clever sayings about people getting arms lopped off in 5 words or less!  I bet Blauer Dragon or iheartseverus could come up with some good ones.)


Plus the real words for House Tollet make me laugh: "House Tollett of the Grey Glen - When All is Darkest" (quoted from the citadel link on the first page.)  :rofl:

[wakiki]

House Bolton: Who're you wearing?

If an actress comes to the Academy Awards with a dress of human skin, we will know who her ancestors are! :)

[Lord Mord]

wakiki,

wakiki, on Mar 18 2009, 21.32, said:

Who here hates "Hear Me Roar!"?

Hate it?  Hardly!  It's arrogant and pithy.  It's Tyrion Lannister all over.

Edited by Bill Starbuck, 07 May 2009 - 12:32 PM.

[Rakka]

Sandor's Lady, on Apr 7 2009, 07.17, said:

(I wanted to do something that had something to do with people getting their arms cut off, but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't really long and articulate, and that just doesn't fit.  Anyone wanna try?

"We bear all arms"  :leaving:

[Brown Ben]

Rakka, on May 7 2009, 13.55, said:

"We bear all arms"  :leaving:

For some reason, I can't help but think of House Mormont.

Bear arms, geddit? Har har.

[iheartseverus]

Sandor's Lady, on Apr 7 2009, 00.17, said:

I wanted to do something that had something to do with people getting their arms cut off, but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't really long and articulate, and that just doesn't fit.  Anyone wanna try?

"Armless.  Charmless.  Never Harmless."

[Rakka]

"Disarming our Enemies"

[Stefan_Sasse]

And there I thought we would be discussing real mottoes and not the funny ones ^^

For the RPG we're doing, we invented words for House Dondarrion. Rather boring, but here they are: "Strong as the storms".

[Tinydigit]

House Blackmont: *hums the tune to Thriller in accompaniment of Michael Jackson*
House Blount: "The Answer To Your Question Is 'Carefully'"
House Bolton: "Here's Your Pound of Flesh"
House Brune of Brownhollow: "Because Browneye Was Already Taken"
House Gargalen: "For The Last Time, It's A Cockatrice Not A Chicken!"
House Jordayne: "The Wheel Weaves As The Wheel Wills"
House Manwoody: "Xykon Rules!"
House Toland: "Because Your First Suggestion Is Impossible"
House Uller: "Yes This Is The Best We Could Come Up With"
House Whent: "We Came, We Whent"

Tywin Lannister: "You are incorrect - I ejaculate gold, not shit it.  Sorry Jaime, I'm the original Goldenhand."

[Stark Loyalist]

What does an epic-level lich sorcerer have to do with a minor house in Westeros?

[Blackthrone]

House Manwoody: Handing Out Dickons

[Tornike Vibliani]

These were best

House Frey - "Shit for Honor"
House Clegane - "who let the dogs out"
House Hodor - "Hodor"




"Hear me roar" is the best. imagine Jamie Lannister chopping soldiers in the battle and ROARING as a lion. epic!

and mine own version of house Payne: "chop-chop"

[littlespider]

Beowulf777, on 18 March 2009 - 07:55 AM, said:

House Manderly - "I am the Walrus"

Awesome, this.

[_Oberyn_]

House Castamere "What's the worst that can happend"

[LordBloodravenI]

Alys Karstark, on 18 March 2009 - 05:38 AM, said:

House Slynt - "We Spear from the Rear"

Hah! That's gotta be one if the best.