;)
Other-in-law, on Sep 24 2009, 00.08, said:
Now there's a pretty short-sighted schemer, no?
Plotter A: I will enlist you to advance my goals by destroying the side you ostensibly bear allegiance to.
Plotter B: Very good, I shall do as you say (to self: Ha ha, all the while I shall really be working against your goals, and in furtherance of my ostensible side, who I actually am loyal to, secretly)
Plotter A: Then takes these following steps.
Plotter B: Done.
Plotter A: Splendid! You have helped me to successfully destroy your side. Now they're all dead. I'll cut you a check this afternoon.
Plotter B: Glad to be of service. (to self: Ah, but the jokes on you because...wait a minute! We just lost the war. That didn't work out the way I wanted it to at all. D'oh!)
I liked it. Below is not appropriate but still funny...
Slightly modified and personalized version:
Cersei: I will enlist you to advance my goals by destroying the side you ostensibly bear allegiance to.
LF: Very good, I shall do as you say (to self: Ha ha, all the while I shall really be working against your goals, and in furtherance of
my(OWN) ostensible side, who I actually am loyal to, secretly)
Cersei: Then takes these following steps.
LF: Done.
Cersei: Splendid! You have helped me to successfully destroy
‘your’ side. Now they're all dead. I'll cut you a check this afternoon.
LF: Glad to be of service. (to self: Ah, but the jokes on you because
...wait a minute! We just lost the war. That didn't work out the way I wanted it to at all. D'oh!Noone has ever had any idea what my original plots are)
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EDIT: could work for another couple in a way as well:
Theon/ Bolton's Bastard
Edited by Dreadwolf, 24 September 2009 - 05:00 AM.