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[Lord Bronn Stokeworth]

No particular order

1. Gendry: Always seemed to be a rather big prick to me. Second most powerful man in the kingdom comes to you, yeah, acting like a jackass when he's being polite is a good thing to do. It would also end any GenAra love and make people admit he is just a side player with quasi signifigance to the story like Hot Pie (who is much better).

2. (insert any Iron Islands charcter who is not named Theon or Asha): I seriously hate most anything from the Iron Islands. I guess the Reader is OK too. But otherwise, I think the Iron Islands make a good case of "genocide is not always a bad thing."

3. Bolton: Roose and Ramsey. Fuck 'em both.

4. Current Kingsguard (excluding Jamie): They are all pretty pathetic. Blunt is actually pathetic. The others (including Blunt) for blindly following orders and using their oath as an excuse is weak. Joffery wasn't even of age. He was crowned king but had as much power as Tommen currently does which is nothing. No, beating an underage girl and preparing to rape her (if Tyrion did not interfere) is not because the king ordered you to. It's because you're scum who doesn't understand the meaning morality. And Robert the Strong simply because Gregor needs to die permently.

5. Lady Stoneheart: I believe she is a seperate being (except wargs, I don't think there is reseruction, just various forms of zombification). Nothing good can come from her (other than events leading to Gendry's death).

6. Margery Tyrell/Queen of Thorns: They sold Sansa to LF. Others in her family might have helped, but it was these two who plotted it the most and will keep the plotting.

7. Littlefinger: Dude is seriously messed up.

8. Jorah: Outlived his purpose. He's just annoying now.

9. Dany's Current Husband: He won of the last slot for minor but still worthy of death (I know one more but I did place it last due to spoilers).

10.

Spoiler

Bowen Marsh (and cronies): Jon might have not been my favorite and kinda annoying, but he didn't deserve that. Especially when he was pretty much correct in his actions.

Honorable Mentions

Dany: Was cool in GoT and then boring in Clash. Has been bouncing between the two ever since. Plus her actions Mereen (becoming Mother not wanting to hear Ned might've been OK) kinda hint that she might not be as well-balanced as we all thought.

Tyrion: Oringally one of my favorites and at least stayed in the top 10-20 until recently. If his chapters are as exciting as they were in DWD, please put him out of our misery.

Barristan: See Kingsguard above. He admits it as much. But he shown signs of change in DWD, so we'll see.

Tristifer Botley: A lessed skilled LF. Was 8. Then saw the person in front of me. Forgot Jorah.

Edited by Lord Bronn Stokeworth, 12 January 2012 - 11:16 PM.

[Greyjoy the Reaver]

Stannis please kill Stannis
Brienne because she is sooooooo boring
Barristan because it will be glorious
Theon because noone should have to live like that.
Sansa because she is such a twit

[Queen Alysanne]

Joffrey
Gregor Clegane
Catelyn
Alliser Thorne
Melisandre
The Kettleblacks
The Boltons

I got a couple of my wishes at least.

[cheatinchuck]

My Brain hurts reading posts on this type of topic.  Just becuase GRRM has killed off a few well liked characters at epic times does not mean that all the main characters and their families should die.

I swear some people think of 10 characters that they have really enjoyed at one point and that is their list.  Don't you think that these characters have a purpose in the end game and perhaps not everyone we have read about should die?  Looking at you people who listed Stannis, Davos, Bran, Arya, Jon, Mance, Euron, Tyrion, (and yes they are annoying but) Brienne, Dany,

[Meshakhad]

1. Roose Bolton. The North Remembers. This is a job for Arya Stark.

2. Walder Frey. The North Remembers. Lady Stoneheart eats his brains.

3. Ramsay Bolton. Because you're a horrible monster. It should be something painful - how about he just ends up wandering the North, and slowly starves and freezes to death?

4. Qyburn. Preferred method of death? Zombie Gregor goes nuts and kills you.

5. Stannis Baratheon. He's too unyielding - he is an obstacle to peace. But as he is a decent man at heart, I'll let him die with honor and glory, preferably covered in Bolton blood.

6. Petyr Baelish. Betraying Ned just to get with his wife, then when she dies, moving on to his teenaged daughter? Not cool, man. I'll give you a pass on killing Lysa, Sansa will take care of you.

7. Euron Greyjoy. Because you're a raging dick who compounds wanton rape and slaughter with trying to take over all of Westeros. Method of death: drowned by your brother Aeron.

8. Hizdahr. Because you lied and deceived your way into Dany's bed, and she's way too good for you. Methinks you need a shave from Barristan the Bold.

And two mercy kills:

9. Theon Greyjoy. He's been through too much. He gets to sacrifice himself to save Jeyne and Asha.

10. Lady Stoneheart. For her, death would be a sweet, sweet mercy. Once she avenges her son, have her reunite with at least some of her surviving children. Let her hold Arya or Sansa or Bran or Rickon one more time, then rest.

[Arkash]

Gregor Clegane.
I love hating him but come on, he has made his time. ^^

Gendry Rivers.
I so dont like him!

Brienne of Tarth.
I so dont like her character!

Daario Naharis.
Fucking asshole !

Doran Martell.
I like him, but time for Arianne to rule!

Barristan Selmy.
In a fucking heroic way!

Jon Connington:
Quite useless.

Selyse Florent.
Annoying.

Lancel Lannister.
Screw him!

Hizdhar zo Loraq.
Prick.

Edited by Arkash, 13 January 2012 - 05:24 AM.

[Bubbles]

Cersei - because she deserves it...though i like her in moments
UnCat - is explanation needed?
Boltons - i cant wait to see the end Martin has for them. I hope it will really be painfully sick one
Littlefinger - i admire his wits but that is the only way Sansa will finally free herself.
Dany - because she is boring and stupid
Jon - has been my favorite character in GoT and Clash but when i saw him from others POV, I wasnt happy. Became rather boring character
Jon Connington - someone already said he had done his job and is uselles
Doran Martell - i dont wanna actually see him dead but i think he will die by the end

[Sun]

Dany - The series would be better off without her.

All the Iron Born - including Theon who I think is coming to the end of his arc.

Lady Stoneheart - Zombies are tacky.

As many Freys as possible - Bastards, all.

The Essos story arc - I don't want to suffer through anymore chapters set in this reductive elementary school cardboard diorama world.

Barristan Selmy - He has the personality of a German Shepherd.

Ramsay Bolton - Enough with the flaying, raping and torturing, it's no longer shocking or interesting.

Queen Selyse - Unless she begins serving as an actual character in her own right.

Gendry - It's time.

Illyrio - He lives in Essos.

Edited by Sun, 13 January 2012 - 10:05 AM.

[Apple Martini]

An updated list.

Cersei: I'm honestly amazed that she's lasted this long.

Dany: I hate her, oh my lord, I hate her.

Ramsay: I can't decide who should get to do it, Jon, Theon or Jeyne.

Roose: It's coming.

Every non-Rosby Frey: For obvious reasons.

Jaime: Definite redeemed-then-dead arc coming up.

Any Greyjoy who isn't Asha or Theon: For being a family of pirates, they're all so damn dull.

Littlefinger: And I want Sansa to do it or have it done.

"Aegon" Because he's fakity fake fake. I kind of want Connington to do the honors, man, the tragedy!

UnCat: Put her out of her misery.

[Great Other]

I want to die:
1-Sansa-Not directly,but a sort of Kinslayer.
2-Caetlyn-Boring.I think her resurrection was stupid.The story could have went on with Beric,that finds her dead,falls in love with her and decides to take vengence.
3-Brienne-For what she did to Jaime in ADWD.
4-Cersei-It is known
5-Varys-Obvious reasons.
6-Littlefinger-May I answer with altered Stark words:Vengeance is Coming! and Lannister ones:Hear Ned Howl!
7-Roose Bolton-Robb Stark sends him his regards...
8-Ramsay Bolton-Your name is Ramsay,it rhymes with Goose's Feather Grey...Your last name is Snow,it rhymes with Theon's Bow...
9-Jon Connington-I find Connington boring and he might spread a diesease.
10-Daenerys Targaryen-I will answer with altered Tyrell(Who were Targ Loyalists) words "Growing Arrogant".
Pretty much Freys are the first in the list,but they're so many they'd get the places from 1 to 100 without leaving much space for the 101 to 110 i posted up.
However,these are the characters I want to live
1-Jon!
2-Bran!
3-Arya!
4-Asha!
5-Theon!
6-Davos!
7-Mel!
8-Rhaegar(he is Gerold Dayne)!
9-Tyrion!
10-Jaime!
Nearly all POVs of now exept for Dany and Cersei and some other I forgot.(Remembered,Sansa,Cat,Connington&Brienne).
Characters I never wanted to die(not in top 10):
Ned,Robb,Tywin,Kevan(I don't know how he died,but he's epilogue and I know he will.Don't tell me though),Oberyn,Arys Oakheart...

Edited by Great Other, 13 January 2012 - 06:33 AM.

[The Kingmaker]

1. Catelyn
2. Catelyn
3. Catelyn
4. Catelyn
5. Catelyn
6. Catelyn
7. Catelyn
8. Catelyn
9. Catelyn
10. Catelyn

[Val the Wildling Princess]

Apple Martini, on 13 January 2012 - 06:11 AM, said:

Dany: I hate her, oh my lord, I hate her.

I could have written that myself  

[JonHo]

Roose
Ramsay
Tyrion
Cersei
Jaime
Euron
Littlefinger
Anyone involved in the wedding
Victarion
Theon (he's dead already, have some mercy!)

[The Storm Queen]

In no particular order....

1. Ramsay Snow: offed by Fat!Walda who wants to protect her own life and that of her future children
2. Gregor Clegane
3. Petyr the Pedo: before (!) he can rape Sansa (and hopefully by Sansa´s or Cat´s hand)
4.UnCat: Because I liked her and want her to find peace
5. Cersei: But but only if she is killed by someone who has legitimate beef with her (a starving commoner, Lollys) and not by Jaime because she slept with other men
6. The High Septon: I hate his whole women-are-sinful-sthick
7. Tyrion: For every reason Queen C. listed
8. Irri and Jiqui: Even after five books and a deep society changing experience they are still dull cardboard characters with no mind of their own
9. Victarion: His whole woe is me act for brutally killing his wife disgusts me
10. the Tyrells

[beetoe157]

I feel that some major characters will meet their demise in the next book

[Great Other]

Dornish Sand Snake, on 13 January 2012 - 06:56 AM, said:

1. Ramsay Snow: offed by Fat!Walda who wants to protect her own life and that of her future children

Hands up.Mine is more epic:
Your first name is Ramsay,it rhymes with Goose's Feather Grey...
Your last name is Snow,it rhymes with Theon's Bow...
or,the final conv. between Ramsay and Theon:
Theon:Hey,Snow!
Ramsay:My name is Bolton!
Theon:Your name is Snow,it rhymes with bow...***shoots Ramsay with an arrow***
And found smth for Roose:
Roose:Who are you?
Cat lifts her hood
Roose:It...can't be.You died...And you will die again
Cuts Cat's head...Jaime and Brienne approach
Roose:Ser Jaime,Lady Brienne.I'm pleased to see you.
Jaime:Tell Robb Stark,that Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth send him their regards!
Roose:What??
Jaime and Brienne cut Roose open from head to heels.

[Arkash]

I so agree with what has been said a few posts up:

KILL THE HIGH SPARROW !

[Leigh of Oldstones]

In no particular order...

1. Ramsey SNOW--no explanation needed
2. Sweetrobin--I feel sorry for him, but at the same time I've loathed him since he was first introduced.  
3. Qyburn--hideous experiments on live people especially WOMEN, torture, necromancy
4. Aeron Damphair--he comes across as so pathetic, really don't want to read about him drinking saltwater & drowning people & moping around & fuming about Euron
5. Ser Robert Strong (aka UnGregor)--damn it Gregor, I was hoping we'd seen the last of you BUT NO
6. Walder Frey--Red Wedding
7. Melisandre--she burns people alive and makes shadow babies to assassinate people
8. Patchface--I hate his "I know I know oh oh oh"
9. the dusky woman--for some reason she has always creeped me out
10. Roose Bolton--he's letting Ramsey live, he killed Robb, he helped plan the Red Wedding, he's completely amoral

Edited by Leigh of Oldstones, 13 January 2012 - 09:58 AM.

[ServantOnIce]

Gurkhal, on 11 February 2011 - 02:08 AM, said:

Here is my list. I understand it will stand out alot from other lists, but hey that's diversion. [img]http://asoiaf.wester.../smile.gif[/img]

1. Littlefinger
2. Bran Stark
3. Jon Snow
4. Rickon Stark
5. Arya Stark
6. Ramsay Bolton
7. Euron Greyjoy
8. Lady Stoneheart
9. Brynden Tully
10. Qyburn

I want to see Sansa Stark shove Littlefinger out the Moon Door  #TimeToFlyLittleFinger

[ServantOnIce]

Arkash, on 13 January 2012 - 05:21 AM, said:

Daario Naharis.

Lancel Lannister.
Screw him!
(Her Grace Cersei aleady did!)

How can you hate Daario??? The dude is awesome!!! He's as deadly as anybody in the series one on one and he has leadership capablities. He's Khal Drago mixed with Captain Jack Sparrow . .