MinDonner Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Old thread closed, but this comment deserves a revival:You know it's a low point when you've just pissed on the cat.With the follow-up clarification:It was her fault, not mine, she walked under the stream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I actually kind of liked this one:Dear "Colon Flow": If SNL has not sued you yet, it is about to happen.Apparently this: Is reminding a lot of people of this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUogmewRyc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datepalm Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 A slightly baffling one today:(in arabic:) So Kaddafi is Jewish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Kilimaro Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 My little thread gets a second iteration! *sniff* I am so proud.In honor of the revival, I offer this:Is it wrong to fart on (boyfriend)'s head while he is sleeping? XDMaybe I shouldn't be so harsh. Fart jokes are always in style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Res ipsa loquitur Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 My little thread gets a second iteration! *sniff* I am so proud.In honor of the revival, I offer this:Maybe I shouldn't be so harsh. Fart jokes are always in style.Fart jokes...always such a gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathOfTinyKittens Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 From my roommate (as a defense of his character, he is a medical student and is probably joking):All this placenta talk is making me hungrySeveral strange and almost nonsensical platitudes from a guy who used to date my ex:Sometimes it is the person closest to us who must travel the furthest distance to be our friend.Every girl whats to hear her boyfriend say "The next girl I'll ever love will be our daughter."Ok, I have to stop at two. The first one is stupid and the second is pretty creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 It might be a little sad at my ripe ol' age of almost 29 but it's official- I have Bieber Fever. He's just so stinking cute and such a great little musician. If only I was 14 again!This isn't the first one I've seen either. I'm just so glad that we're not 14 again because I'd be getting expelled if I had to deal with these idiots again. Ugh, my problem is that I feel guilty about ignoring friend requests if the person and I have a lot of mutual friends. One of these days, I'm going to delete my account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Eponine,I get creeped out by the "team Edward" Twilight posts from women who are my age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltaran Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Eponine,I get creeped out by the "team Edward" Twilight posts from women who are my age.Only the team Edward ones? You mean you're OK with team Jacob? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Malt,You're right they're both creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VarysTheSpider Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Not quite in the spirit of the thread but I had to post this one:"Sanitary towels: Dracula's teabags":laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 This isn't the first one I've seen either. I'm just so glad that we're not 14 again because I'd be getting expelled if I had to deal with these idiots again. Ugh, my problem is that I feel guilty about ignoring friend requests if the person and I have a lot of mutual friends. One of these days, I'm going to delete my account.Just do what I do: Add them to assuage the guilt. And then immediately hide their posts.Win-Win.Or really, really pathetic. You decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrellius Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 My little thread gets a second iteration! *sniff* I am so proud.In honor of the revival, I offer this:Maybe I shouldn't be so harsh. Fart jokes are always in style.2 days later BF Facebook update: Pinkeye! FML! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I hid a bunch of people, and now half of my newsfeed is Mya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I hid a bunch of people, and now half of my newsfeed is Mya.Sorry Ep!!! :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eponine Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's not a bad thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mya Stone Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 It's not a bad thing!I had a busy FB day. Most days I don't post at all...but I'm on vacation this week. Anyway, I never get sick of sharing Mavisms. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Kilimaro Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Today I logged in to a friend request from (name)'s Uterus.I didn't think anything could be worse than the account for the dog, but it turns out I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Today I logged in to a friend request from (name)'s Uterus.I didn't think anything could be worse than the account for the dog, but it turns out I was wrong.wowsometimes ppl take the ppl they love for granted and one day loose them.to every guy out there that has someone they love,dont take ur woman 4 granted and neva let her go cause life is 2 short and u dont want to look back one day and regret loosing the love of ur life and imagine the life u cud of had while u watch her have it wth some1 elseif u do it u will regret it,if u dont it u will regret it,ahh jst do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insomnium Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 wowsometimes ppl take the ppl they love for granted and one day loose them.to every guy out there that has someone they love,dont take ur woman 4 granted and neva let her go cause life is 2 short and u dont want to look back one day and regret loosing the love of ur life and imagine the life u cud of had while u watch her have it wth some1 elseif u do it u will regret it,if u dont it u will regret it,ahh jst do it!That's just deep... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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