Screaming Turkey Reborn Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm glad I don't live in America. You guys seem to get a lot of bullshit God preaching on your Facebook pages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Iceman of the North Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Malt, the name of this thread is "Dumbest Facebook Statuses", stay on topic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigFatCoward Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 i dont have access to the actual message, but my GF's crazy anorexic friend did the whole guilt thing, threatening to kill herself and ex communicating my GF because she failed to attend her Cats funeral (???) do cats have funerals?. the fact that my GF has been working 6 14 hour days a week for the last 6 weeks and lives over 100 miles away from her is apparently not an adequate excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Good God, a cat funeral 100 of miles away? People are so strange.I don't have any crazy ones lately, but I have one of those "deep" people who insists on posting stuff like Trying to recall...wishing 4 tomorrow...todayisthepasttomorrow... She is also one of those people who updates her status several times a day with "poignant" things like Today has been a good day since I reached an important point in my life only half an hour into the dayOk, so what was this important point? Nobody knows, but I bet it was DEEP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Today has been a good day since I reached an important point in my life only half an hour into the day" Well jolly good for you! I've been alive for 36 years and I have yet to find more than a couple important points in my life. I wish I could have more, especially in the first hour of the day. "(So-and-so has unfriended you). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Stark Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 " Well jolly good for you! I've been alive for 36 years and I have yet to find more than a couple important points in my life. I wish I could have more, especially in the first hour of the day. "(So-and-so has unfriended you).:lol:As I rarely meet her I might consider doing that. For now I just read them when I actually log on Facebook since I love feeling superior and so much more SANE. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BLU-RAY Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harlot Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I want to buy your stock now before it skyrockets. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fan Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 GENIUS, TP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I don't have any crazy ones lately, but I have one of those "deep" people who insists on posting stuff like Trying to recall...wishing 4 tomorrow...todayisthepasttomorrow... She is also one of those people who updates her status several times a day with "poignant" things like Today has been a good day since I reached an important point in my life only half an hour into the dayOk, so what was this important point? Nobody knows, but I bet it was DEEP.I have one of these too. I work with him. Great guy, but seriously? Give it up dude. You're not that deep and profound. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 jst got my new ph yay.whoeva stole my old ph is gna get there fkn arse kicked,i dont care who u are ur gna b fkd wen i find out who u are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
litechick Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Terra, I am interested in your service but I need a free sample to make up my mind. What would you suggest for unconnecting with someone on Linked In? It is a friend whom I do not wish to offend but I prefer to keep my business contacts and personal contacts entirely separate.[tee hee hee, little does he know I am not on Facebook or Twitter and will never purchase his service.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted March 7, 2011 Author Share Posted March 7, 2011 jst got my new ph yay.whoeva stole my old ph is gna get there fkn arse kicked,i dont care who u are ur gna b fkd wen i find out who u are!I am guessing her new ph was bought at discount with half the keys missing? :uhoh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brook Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I am guessing her new ph was bought at discount with half the keys missing? :uhoh:Sadly I don't think she did post that one from her phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactus Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 I seem to have acquired some kind of iphone virus that keeps spamming Facebook from my mobile phone. So I'd have to say I'm responsible for the dumbest facebook status updates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Scot A Ellison Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 bfc,i dont have access to the actual message, but my GF's crazy anorexic friend did the whole guilt thing, threatening to kill herself and ex communicating my GF because she failed to attend her Cats funeral (???) do cats have funerals?. the fact that my GF has been working 6 14 hour days a week for the last 6 weeks and lives over 100 miles away from her is apparently not an adequate excuse.We love our pets very deeply and have buried them in our yard... but expecting friends and family to travel and attend the interment of a cat is profoundly weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerraPrime Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Terra, I am interested in your service but I need a free sample to make up my mind. What would you suggest for unconnecting with someone on Linked In? It is a friend whom I do not wish to offend but I prefer to keep my business contacts and personal contacts entirely separate.There are a few options for this. One is that you can just send him a message through linked-in with a fake account of something potentially, but not really, embarrassing, like you just walked in front of your living room widow with only half of your make-up on. Then, follow up with a message saying that you had sent it to multiple targets on linked-in, some of whom are your business contacts. Also explain that that's why you're disconnecting all your personal friends from linked-in so you don't make the same mistake again, so of course, s/he will understand, right? Or, you can choose option 2. But unfortunately, the free trial version is now over. You should either go to our website to register this product, to get access to the other options, or you can call our operators who are standing by. If you call in the next 30 minutes, you can get the special not-on-TV offer![tee hee hee, little does he know I am not on Facebook or Twitter and will never purchase his service.][Tee hee, little does she know that there really is just that one option. Suckers.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord O' Bones Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 If I ever see that "thread ownage" thread again, I'm nominating brook's friend as owning this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU-RAY Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Yeah, I wanted to post about that also.Brook, I hate your 'friend'.Sorry, kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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