Morrigan Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 lol @ this thread1) Arthur Dayne+Lyanna=JonArthur Dayne gets mentioned a lot, but really hasn't done anything particularly important. I figure that this is the reason he's been brought up so much: he's Jon's dad. Plus, he was with Rhaegar all the time up until Rhaegar left for the trident, which is why people think it was Rhaegar that took Lyanna. Finally, He stayed at the ToJ because Lyanna was pregnant with his child.Why would Ned lie about Jon's parentage, if that were the case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phostopheles Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Jeyne Westerling is a merling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talleyrand Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Westeros is run by Balerion the Cat, Ser Pounce and Lady Whiskers.Now that's just too far fetched, Ser Pounce doesn't have the neccesery planning skills. Balerion and Lady Whiskers yes but definately not Ser Pounce, he's the black sheep of the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodymummer Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Now that's just too far fetched, Ser Pounce doesn't have the neccesery planning skills. Balerion and Lady Whiskers yes but definately not Ser Pounce, he's the black sheep of the familyTrue, but Balerion is in hot water for hiring an illegal immigrant gardener from Mereen and Lady Whiskers was just revealed to be sleeping with some of her interns in a "tell-all" book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monday Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I'm a big fan of the Cersei is pregnant theory. I believe the church would let her deliver before executing her, a la Elizabeth Procter in the Crucible. It would give Cersei time to find a champion and or maneuver her way out of an execution. I'm not ready for Cersei to go yet. She is getting bigger around the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahimiron Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 All Pates are the same Pate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenophon Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Rhaenys Targaryen warged into Balerion the cat before her human body was killed.Moon Boy is baby Aegon in disguise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewmaster Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Gregor Clegane is the ValanqorIn (first)life Gregor is the older brother.-Sandor dies and is reborn-Gregor dies and is rebornUn-Gregor is "reborn" second, now making him Sandor's little brother, the Valonqor, and the man/beast/thing that will strangle Cersei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legstrong Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 You people are as crazy as Euron Greyjoy :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Varys was castrated by Archmaester Marwyn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monday Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 The Sailor's Wife's husband = Patchface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pate Peet Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 First post, hello all.Renly was not Robert's brother, but in fact his son. Renly seemed too young when the Baratheon's died in the ship crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talleyrand Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Moon boy is actually Gregor Clegane in disguise and Patchface ate Aegon before warging into the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Queen Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 The Sailor's Wife also happens to have a 15-year-old daughter... with long golden hair.Wow! I totally love the Tysha = Sailor's Wife theory. I just re-read AFFC and was puzzled by the fact that the Sailor's Wife comes up so much- in numerous chapters across both Arya and Sam's POVs. There was also a point where one of the other whores Yna says that the Sailor's Wife prays every day for her lost love to return but that Yna says she hopes he does NOT return, as he is dead, and if he does return, it will be as a corpse.I did a little googl'ing and this theory also turned up at Tower of the Hand which spells out the evidence even further- Though the post there also theorizes that Gerion (the lost Lanister uncle) also is involved somehow, which is much more crackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoth Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Moon boy is actually Gregor Clegane in disguise and Patchface ate Aegon before warging into the wallHey! These are supposed to be crackpot theories! And you should use spoiler tags to preserve GRRM's big reveals! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Walder Frey Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 1)Grazdan means in an very old and nearly forgotten ghiscari dialect "no one". The first Faceless Man was an enslaved ghiscari, who chose the name Grazdan.As the people in Meereen (and in the other slaver cities) are descendents of the Old Ghis, they still remember what the Valyrians did to them and Dany's vile actions against them also enhanced their hatred for her, as a direct descendent of the olf Valyria. So they are conspiring against her and in fact all Grazdans we have met so far (and there are doubtless much more around, we haven't seen), are Faceless Men who will assault Dany soon and try to kill her and her dragons.2)Ricasso is the evil mastermind behind the plan to enthrone Myrcella. He knew about Arianne's plan, he was the one who told Doran about it, and he hired the Dark Star to kill Myrcella, too.3)Tuffleberry is the Prince That Was Promised, Azor Ahai and the Stallion Who Mounts the World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gargantuanjon Old Chap Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Smalljon + Egwene = Greatjon?The wheel turns... the wrong way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talleyrand Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 The Prince that was promised is Mint-berry-Crunch and Manbearpig is the Great Other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Walder Frey Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 The Prince that was promised is Mint-berry-Crunch and Manbearpig is the Great OtherAre you making fun of Tuffleberry? He's a well established but underrated character!BTW:The Great Other was in fact Craster, and all the other others are his sons. While he's dead now, the others will certainly lose this round, but the next Great Other will grow up in Castle Black and infiltrate the Seven Kingdoms and tear down the wall to prepare their final victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SummerSnow Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 I'm a big fan of the Cersei is pregnant theory. I believe the church would let her deliver before executing her, a la Elizabeth Procter in the Crucible. It would give Cersei time to find a champion and or maneuver her way out of an execution. I'm not ready for Cersei to go yet. She is getting bigger around the middle.This one doesn't seem crackpot to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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