PetrusOctavianus, on 26 July 2011 - 08:32 PM, said:
"He looked for ruts and cracks but found only a pile of warm dung deposited by one of the horses. The dung made him think of his lord father."
Actually, this one is maybe not as snarky as you might think. Tywin Lannister had once entered Joffrey's throne room mounted on a horse which then loosened some apples on the marble. I think he was reminded of this bizarre situation.
And on a side note, I have always liked him best when he was sarcastic and mean. I just wish sometimes he had a little more control over his big chattery mouth. One day it will be the end of him, I fear.







