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[Bastard Walder]

1. For a character such as Darkstar, we are unable to characterize him by looks alone. We must use his speech.

"I am a man of a night."

This brings several (6-7) questions to mind.

Is Darkstar a Night's Watch deserter?

Is he collaborating with the Others? He could be a wight after all.

Is he the Great Other, bane of all life?

But then it hit me. One person could not do all the things done by Darkstar. The answer became clear. Darkstar isn't a person, it's an ideal. There are multiple persons working under the Darkstar name. This is the only explanation of how he could be helping Arianne while simultaneously betraying her and cutting off a child's ear.

Possible canidates for the Darkstar group:

Gerold Dayne

More names will unveil themselves as more information unveils itself.

But I do know one thing. We have not seen the last of Darkstar.

[St. Pelagius]

I don't even...  wha???

[ObsidianEdge]

I think you are confusing him with Spartacus and Batman.

[zmflavius]

A character who has...what, 5 pages where he is even mentioned?

[Petyr Middlefinger Baelish]

He couldn't even kill a little girl. If he's meant to be the main antagonist he has had a piss-poor start.

[Ser-Arthur-Dayne]

The MAIN antagonist. Next I'll see a crackpot saying he's The Great Other or something.


Edit: Oh -_______- That was already in the OP. This must be a joke. He was in like TWO pages, and failed at killing a little girl

Edited by Ser-Arthur-Dayne, 19 November 2011 - 03:13 PM.

[Erinne]

Bastard Walder, on 02 November 2011 - 07:13 PM, said:

More names will unveil themselves as more information unveils itself.

Best part of the post tbh.

[Errant Bard]

Ser-Arthur-Dayne, on 19 November 2011 - 03:12 PM, said:

This must be a joke.

...
It is a joke, reread the opening post, more carefully this time.

[A song of rice and fire]

No no no. There isn't multiple people calling themselves Darkstar. He has split personalities. He helps Arianne when his kind "Lightstar" form is strongest. Then his evil side takes over.
These 2 sides are at constant war. His is the song of ice and fire. He is the Lord of Light, he is the Great Other. He is the Stallion that mounts the world. He is DARKSTAR!!!!!!!

Edited by A song of rice and fire, 19 November 2011 - 03:37 PM.

[Errant Bard]

I could have sworn that his alternate personality was Brightstar, not Lightstar. But there is another question arising: who is the Darkstar group mascot/sidekick?

[A song of rice and fire]

Errant Bard, on 19 November 2011 - 03:39 PM, said:

I could have sworn that his alternate personality was Brightstar, not Lightstar. But there is another question arising: who is the Darkstar group mascot/sidekick?

Wait, wait wait. We have a Darkstar, a Lightstar and a Brightstar. 3 heads of the dragon anyone? (That reminds me, did GRRM describe him as looking like a human or did he has scales, wings and 3 heads?)

Edited by A song of rice and fire, 19 November 2011 - 03:47 PM.

[Bastard Walder]

A song of rice and fire, on 19 November 2011 - 03:45 PM, said:

Wait, wait wait. We have a Darkstar, a Lightstar and a Brightstar. 3 heads of the dragon anyone? (That reminds me, did GRRM describe him as looking like a human or did he has scales, wings and 3 heads?)

This wouldn't work. Lightstar is a polycephalic.

Edited by Bastard Walder, 19 November 2011 - 10:45 PM.

[cripples and broken things]

.........................what?0_o

Edited by cripples and broken things, 19 November 2011 - 11:37 PM.

[Bastard Walder]

cripples and broken things, on 19 November 2011 - 11:33 PM, said:

.........................what?0_o

Must'ave been dropped as a babe, poor thing.

[cripples and broken things]

Bastard Walder, on 19 November 2011 - 11:39 PM, said:

Must'ave been dropped as a babe, poor thing.

I hope you mean DarkStar.

Still trying to wrap my brain around this latest crack conspiracy....reading it again didn't help.

[Grip]

Bastard Walder has seen the truth, Darkstar is the great Other. It is known. Henceforth I shall no longer call him Darkturd, I have changed my wicked ways..

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Possible canidates for the Darkstar group:

Gerold Dayne

I like this.

Edited by Grip, 20 November 2011 - 01:37 AM.

[salt]

I believe in this theory more than I've believed in anything in my entire life.

[1000 Needles]

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Wait, wait wait. We have a Darkstar, a Lightstar and a Brightstar. 3 heads of the dragon anyone? (That reminds me, did GRRM describe him as looking like a human or did he has scales, wings and 3 heads?)

Bravestarr!

[seanbean4lyfe]

Darkstar is obviously a troll character...

just like this post...

HEYOOO

but how awesome would that be if this was all true...

[Bastard Walder]

seanbean4lyfe, on 20 November 2011 - 06:42 PM, said:

Darkstar is obviously a troll character...

just like this post...

HEYOOO

but how awesome would that be if this was all true...

What are you, a nihilist?