The Latest News
Follow Us

Notable Releases

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0a5e88fa4a4de67cfb1267f0da84dc82+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1d1c4100f10e23be5fb4612b2222c252+df9f67daf586fc1eebe32426f0f47867) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/872dc6d1ab563d15cf5eb0a97444f346+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0118b7b46854824539b6249d0b07b18f+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/6abcb37c6130c23f357e3d9829ef10e4+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f7dcba93ee717730004609abfdf5f908+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1d964747004e1913669b81bb36ab285f+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/3f6519f13b6fafaf4743a3cf49ce02f3+22422662f43ac25a51d5046e4bb430c5) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/e2c67352129a6057f7cff0437b858fb6+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed461aa421e75521554d21564741be9a+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/72e90e23c85743f0217ffef5aee958be+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/4e2a42c12fb4db63965d0b698fd7b4a5+012afeb1a99481fa3c0b1435ae32d025) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f0bb4ac1b0a70a3da9e43babf3506da9+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed587714bc8225104cf6e180a44835a8+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/872dc6d1ab563d15cf5eb0a97444f346+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1d1c4100f10e23be5fb4612b2222c252+39697d45cf787117d83fa5b55622f806) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/dea06d7137f103fced21e4e6f378c96c+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/572439085b3fb4c8081990ed28d7a6ec+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/872dc6d1ab563d15cf5eb0a97444f346+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ca1ee0e4270fcc84c0aa5d1dc4f51663+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed461aa421e75521554d21564741be9a+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ca1ee0e4270fcc84c0aa5d1dc4f51663+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1d964747004e1913669b81bb36ab285f+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/index.html) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0118b7b46854824539b6249d0b07b18f+623a9e01e6e4a880cac2f1cb68ac810f) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/357553bfcb9fc9ec7a7f1620cefb00cd+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/6abcb37c6130c23f357e3d9829ef10e4+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/8666e87bc261aa878379911b022e7db1+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/427eb4f021eddd911a730bbc092a2a7a+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed587714bc8225104cf6e180a44835a8+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0a5e88fa4a4de67cfb1267f0da84dc82+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1d964747004e1913669b81bb36ab285f+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/dea06d7137f103fced21e4e6f378c96c+c222ce9d448ad977e0c1464f635a46fb) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/fdafe13c22191ae0c5c4004214b4171f+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/fdafe13c22191ae0c5c4004214b4171f+65abdbec61c27e71e1bc11799b24f90a) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/6abcb37c6130c23f357e3d9829ef10e4+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/cb7d999b48c0daca4188b86b5f7c25bd+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/cb7d999b48c0daca4188b86b5f7c25bd+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/8666e87bc261aa878379911b022e7db1+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1eb51687316d12329d7e4e717660efd9+f51a99219eebe48dde2f95b7d5ea57c9) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/d15ef0e00d19144396d26b4cbee56268+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/3f6519f13b6fafaf4743a3cf49ce02f3+b86c3ac108c8f74bf3e7339998bc2628) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ca1ee0e4270fcc84c0aa5d1dc4f51663+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/59aa2a1d6512d092eb883b42cf0e7909+df9f67daf586fc1eebe32426f0f47867) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/25bdc8253c763323e9aa92b2333f1249+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/8666e87bc261aa878379911b022e7db1+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/313694ea1fd9c154d009948bd53eda7f+65abdbec61c27e71e1bc11799b24f90a) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0a5e88fa4a4de67cfb1267f0da84dc82+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed461aa421e75521554d21564741be9a+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/e2c67352129a6057f7cff0437b858fb6+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0c3f4d4da748295bd4706e7566bce7cf+65abdbec61c27e71e1bc11799b24f90a) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/4e2a42c12fb4db63965d0b698fd7b4a5+ec395e227399cd61fdc9304961036249) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f0bb4ac1b0a70a3da9e43babf3506da9+c222ce9d448ad977e0c1464f635a46fb) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/dea06d7137f103fced21e4e6f378c96c+f66ba45c842edde8b7264424f3fcb42b) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0c3f4d4da748295bd4706e7566bce7cf+c222ce9d448ad977e0c1464f635a46fb) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/357553bfcb9fc9ec7a7f1620cefb00cd+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0118b7b46854824539b6249d0b07b18f+c222ce9d448ad977e0c1464f635a46fb) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/cb7d999b48c0daca4188b86b5f7c25bd+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/fdafe13c22191ae0c5c4004214b4171f+c222ce9d448ad977e0c1464f635a46fb) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/25bdc8253c763323e9aa92b2333f1249+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1eb51687316d12329d7e4e717660efd9+012afeb1a99481fa3c0b1435ae32d025) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/ed587714bc8225104cf6e180a44835a8+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/0c3f4d4da748295bd4706e7566bce7cf+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/d15ef0e00d19144396d26b4cbee56268+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/25bdc8253c763323e9aa92b2333f1249+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/e2c67352129a6057f7cff0437b858fb6+242e2db45e31e7e20cf7ac2c345f64c8) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/1eb51687316d12329d7e4e717660efd9+ec395e227399cd61fdc9304961036249) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f0bb4ac1b0a70a3da9e43babf3506da9+f66ba45c842edde8b7264424f3fcb42b) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/572439085b3fb4c8081990ed28d7a6ec+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/572439085b3fb4c8081990ed28d7a6ec+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f7dcba93ee717730004609abfdf5f908+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/59aa2a1d6512d092eb883b42cf0e7909+39697d45cf787117d83fa5b55622f806) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/427eb4f021eddd911a730bbc092a2a7a+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/313694ea1fd9c154d009948bd53eda7f+30b6480c2495437bf4ed76810483f9ea) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/427eb4f021eddd911a730bbc092a2a7a+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/357553bfcb9fc9ec7a7f1620cefb00cd+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/f7dcba93ee717730004609abfdf5f908+9558bd624c9af8ae4d74fadec09eedd1) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129

A PHP Error was encountered

Severity: Warning

Message: unlink(/home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/expressionengine/cache/westeros/page_cache/d15ef0e00d19144396d26b4cbee56268+88c543b0ffed49a654bc22fdc7f4d2bc) [function.unlink]: No such file or directory

Filename: helpers/file_helper.php

Line Number: 129


Fatal error: ob_start() [<a href='ref.outcontrol'>ref.outcontrol</a>]: Cannot use output buffering in output buffering display handlers in /home/sites/westeros.org/www/html/Scripts/ExpressionEngine/valyria/codeigniter/system/core/Exceptions.php on line 166
Featured Sites
License Holders

Jump to content


Photo

Worst Imaginable Scenes from Winds of Winter (spoilers, naturally)


  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
467 replies to this topic

#1 Der Anarch

Der Anarch

    Sellsword

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 145 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 02:21 PM

The Riverlands
Ayra Stark/Nobody: Aha! No one will recognise me wearing the face of a Frey!

Lady Stoneheart: Hang her.

Somewhere in the North
Ramsey Bolton: Reek! There you are. Come over here, I want to show you something. Look, it's the corpse of Theon Greyjoy.

Reek Number Three/Mance Rayder: Very interesting m'lord.

In a Musty Bedchamber somewhere
Arianne: Oh Damphair! Our plan to take the Iron Throne has almost succeeded, we are the two most important people in Westeros. Lets make sweet love.

Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.

Beyond the Wall
Bran: So what's point of all this?

Bloodraven: We just watch events from affair, occasionally messing around with little crippled boys heads.

Bran: Nothing else?

Bloodraven: We are trees you know.

Somewhere in Essos
Dany: Westeros is that way! That way!

Drogon: Roar! *pounces on a child and continues his flight to Sothoros*

Kings Landing
Jamie: What are you doing?

Cersei: Sewing.

Jamie: Shouldn't you be plotting revenge?

Cersei: No. I've learned my lesson.

Jamie: Your no fun anymore.

Some Time Later in King's Landing
Sandor Clegane: I've come here to kill you brother.

Huge Knight: *Removes Helmet*

Sandor Clegane: Oh Seven Gods.... Who the bloody hell are you?

Varys: You know, you shouldn't expect everything to work out how you expect it. As poor Shagga here would tell you.

The Vale
Sansa: Petyr, I'd just to say how grateful I am for everything you've done. You really are splendid chap after all, winning back the North for me like that and defeating Damphair's Martell-Greyjoy alliance. So I have a surprise for you, dearest Littlefinger.

Littlefinger: Cat, is that you?

Lady Stoneheart: Do you still love me despite what I've become?

Littlefinger: Catelyn, I've only loved one women in my entire life.

Lady Stoneheart: Croak?

Sansa: Ahhhhh!

Littlefinger: .... Only Lysa.

Lady Stoneheart: Waaaaa!

Sansa: WTF?

Littlefinger: I did tell you not to trust me.

The Wall
Melisandre: Jon is Azor Ahai reborn!

Lord Commander Dolorious Ed: Really? Too bad he died at the end of the last book, eh. Even I didn't see that coming.

Ghost: *mournful howl*

Slavers Bay
Sir Barristen: My Queen, we've found you at last.

Dany: *wipes off sizzling child grease* You know... I've been thinking... Perhaps we should spend a little more time in Meereen.

Edited by Maponus, 20 November 2011 - 05:20 AM.


#2 Quint

Quint

    Squire

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 183 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 02:34 PM

You should email these to GRRM

#3 LadyDark

LadyDark

    Freerider

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 31 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 02:40 PM

Quite funny :)

#4 Ser-Arthur-Dayne

Ser-Arthur-Dayne

    Fallen Star of Starfall

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 793 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:29 PM

You should email these to GRRM

Oh no!! Please. He can't have anymore motivation like that! If I get another book like AFFC or ADWD, I'm going to be scared as hell.

#5 Rapsie

Rapsie

    Let us loiter, hand in hand, Hearing but the heart's command

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,172 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:47 PM

In a Musty Bedchamber somewhere
Arianne: Oh Damphair! Our plan to take the Iron Throne has almost succeeded, we are the two most important people in Westeros. Lets make sweet love.

Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.


:bowdown: Utter genius! :lmao:

#6 Errant Bard

Errant Bard

    Insane precursor of bad business

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 11,120 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 03:53 PM

Jamie: What are you doing?
Cersei: Sowing.

Cersei would not make a good ironborn now.

#7 Storms End

Storms End

    Sellsword

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 145 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 04:15 PM

Magnificent.

#8 Buckwheat

Buckwheat

    Fledermausfreie Siegeseule

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,497 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 04:20 PM

Kings Landing
Jamie: What are you doing?

Cersei: Sowing.

Jamie: Shouldn't you be plotting revenge?

Cersei: No. I've learned my lesson.

Jamie: Your no fun anymore.

Did you mean sewing? Because I really cannot imagine Cersei working in a field.

#9 Winterfell is Burning

Winterfell is Burning

    Council Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,754 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 04:48 PM

Brilliant!

#10 Zizoz

Zizoz

    Squire

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPip
  • 248 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 05:14 PM

For me, the worst imaginable scene would be Tyrion being revealed as Aerys' son.

#11 ipsuel

ipsuel

    Council Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 712 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 05:38 PM

Omg sooo funny... I especially like the Arya one... lmao... good stuff!

#12 Allyria Dayne

Allyria Dayne

    Sellsword

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 99 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 06:15 PM

The worst imaginable scene would be Dany came back to Mereen , and then deciding to rule there for at least 10 years

#13 Elle Es Dee

Elle Es Dee

    Commoner

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 6 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 06:16 PM

Great.
"Perhaps we should spend a little more time in Meereen."
Please, spare me.. :D

#14 Allyria Dayne

Allyria Dayne

    Sellsword

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 99 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 06:20 PM

We seem to dread the same thing: Dany in Mereen, proving she is as stupid as Viserys, and few chapters we would have to read, grinding our teeth like Stannis :rolleyes:

#15 Elle Es Dee

Elle Es Dee

    Commoner

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 6 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:17 PM

Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).
I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno:

Edited by Elle Es Dee, 19 November 2011 - 07:17 PM.


#16 brashcandy

brashcandy

    Purrfect

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,230 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:23 PM

Don´t tell me she remains there even in the end of ADWD (yet there are at least two Dany chapters ahead of me and my teeth hurt).
I was prepared by spoilers for her character to turn into something less likable but now I only repeat to myself:"She´s 14. She´s 14. She´s 14..." :dunno:


I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD.

#17 brashcandy

brashcandy

    Purrfect

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 7,230 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:31 PM

In a room at Storm's End:

Aegon: Would my dad be proud of me?

Jon: Yes, let me show you just how much.... :eek:


In the North at the Wall:

Jon lies in deep coma frozen in ice.... Patchface enters the room with an icepick and an axe:

"Oh yes I know I know I know, where the lord's kiss goes, oh oh oh" :eek: :eek:

Edited by brashcandy, 19 November 2011 - 07:32 PM.


#18 Sel(l)mysword

Sel(l)mysword

    Freerider

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 67 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 07:46 PM

Ayra Stark/Nobody: Aha! No one will recognise me wearing the face of a Frey!

Damphair: Silence saltwife, I'm praying to the Drowned God to make your father do something.

Genius!



Somewhere in Skagos:

Davos: Lord Rickon I've come to take you home
Rickon: Are you kidding? There's unicorns here!

Somewhere:

Hodor kills Victarion Greyjoy
Bran and Bloodraven wake in their weirwood thrones.
Bran: That's 7-0 now, sure you want to keep going?
Bloodraven: That was a lucky strike. Your stableboy's bloody giant.
Bran: You had a hand made of fire. It's no wonder you guys lost the iron throne.
Bloodraven: Oh, yeah? Well guess what. This whole thing is a DREAM!

#19 Elle Es Dee

Elle Es Dee

    Commoner

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 6 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 08:17 PM

I think Dany is 15 now, closer to 16 I would think at the end of ADWD.


Worse and worse. :)

#20 voodooqueen126

voodooqueen126

    Council Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,053 posts

Posted 19 November 2011 - 10:15 PM

16 is still pretty hormonal.