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[dark sister]

slayer420, on 13 January 2012 - 02:10 PM, said:

some people have problems with spelling. Would you make fun of some one who couldnt read?  Just because spelling is easy for you, it is like other things some people are really good at math and some are not. I lot of times its not that the don't try, it is that they have a problem with it.

That's not my point at all. You should read what I said more carefully.

[Gingerly Grumkin]

Over 100 jokes! We should make this in to a book. (Sis stop fighting and make me laugh)

[creekdweller]

in soviet russia, Starks kill you!

[Gingerly Grumkin]

creekdweller, on 15 January 2012 - 08:50 PM, said:

in soviet russia, Starks kill you!

In American capitalism The Bank Of Braavos robs you!

[Queen Cersei I]

What did Ser Osney say when Cersei reprimanded him for screwing around with his own brother?

That this was a case of the pot calling the Kettle Black.

[Fredward]

What would Visenya do if she was locked in a room with a troll?

... Stab him with dark sister.

[Gingerly Grumkin]

When Tyrion thinks about his jail in the vale, he gets an Eyrie feeling

[Gingerly Grumkin]

Why did Moqorro tell Victarion Greyjoy to strip to his underwear before surgery?
He wanted to find out Victarion's secret.
Giving total credit to Revan Baratheon, unless you dont think its funny. Then sorry.

[Daario Targaryen]

Here's a joke: GRRM's cardiac health

[jarl the climber]

Why does Ser Loras pray on his hands and knees? Because he wants the King to cum.

Daario Targaryen, on 23 January 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Here's a joke: GRRM's cardiac health

What are you saying, he doesn't have the heart for it.

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Rumour has it, that every time someone asks when the next book is coming out, Martin kills a Stark.

Tell a friend. I was told.

[Alys Karstark]

Q: What is the Difference between Jaime Lannister and Loras Tyrell?

A: One is the Kingslayer, the other is the King's Layer

[K1NGSLAYER]

Q: How many Westerosi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Only two but don't ask me how they got in there

[Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren]

I don't have a joke but I do have a question, what came first, the egg or the dragon?

Edited by Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren, 15 February 2012 - 04:27 AM.

[Buckwheat]

Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren, on 15 February 2012 - 04:16 AM, said:

I don't have a joke but I do have a question, what came first, the egg or the dragon?

The moon. It is known.

[Corvus Albus]

Q: Who took care of Dany and Viserys in Braavos?
A: It was Willem - wait for it - Darry!

(Basic knowledge of "How I met your mother" required)

[Syseanne]

Niko Kloeten, on 11 January 2012 - 05:26 AM, said:

What do you get when you cross Tywin Lannister with Ramsay Bolton?
A man who always flays his debts.

That one had me laugh out loud...

[Sweet-N-SourRobin]

Why would Gregor Clegane make a good chef?



He knows you can't make an omelette without breaking some Aegs.

[The Swaggering Bravo]

A Dornishman walks out of a bar.

[Sweet-N-SourRobin]

Why does Vargo Hoat refuse to talk about Jeyne Westerling?
Because she sells seashells down by the seashore.



Why did Tywin Lannister want Tyrion to be Hand Of The King?
He thought it would be an IMProvement



What do you call an Arryn who crossdresses?
A Knight Of The Veil.



What did Illyrio tell Viserys to do when he needed an army?
Call Drogo.