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[towerofjoy]

Stick them with the Hodor end.
Hodors are wind.
Lord-too-hodor-to-sit-a-hodor

[wyman's cook]

Hodor likes axes

[wyman's cook]

Bugger me with a bloody Hodor!

[Revan Baratheon]

I am Blood of The Hodor

[wyman's cook]

Revan Baratheon, on 16 January 2012 - 12:47 PM, said:

I am Blood of The Hodor

LOL that line would make a great Daenerys meme

anyway..

The only way to keep your people loyal is to make certain they fear you more than they do the Hodor!

[Lord of Cheese]

"Your Grandmother?" Sansa was finding it hard to walk and talk and think all at the same time, with Hodor touching her arm. She could feel the warmth of his hand through the silk.

"Hodor".

"Oh,"said Sansa. I am talking to him, and he's touching me, he's holding my arm and touching me, "The Queen of Thorns, she's called. Isn't that right?"

"Hodor." Hodor laughed. He has the warmest laugh, she thought as he went on.

[A Schwartz to be reckoned]

Anatomical uses for hodor

If I could pray with my Hodor....
You heard the man, shove a spear up his hodor
The war for Cersei's Hodor
Hodors on a breastplate

Edited by A Schwartz to be reckoned, 22 January 2012 - 02:01 PM.

[The Swaggering Bravo]

Let go of the boy, and let the Hodor be born.

[OnionAhaiReborn]

The man was smirking as he told the tale. Davos wanted to peel his lips off with a knife. "Ser, may I have your name?"
"Ser Jared, of House Frey."
"Jared of House Frey, I name you Hodor."

[The Nerevarine]

The Hodors take you!

The things I do for Hodor.

One does not simply walk into Hodor.

[The Drunkard]

Hodor is coming.

Viserys couldn't sweep a stables with 10 000 Hodor's.

Where do Hodor's go?

[A Shadow]

"Hodor comes to dance, my lord, dance, my lord, dance, my lord."
"It makes me scared", said Shireen.


There was even less chance of coming on the fragmentary, anonymous, blood-soaked tome sometimes called Blood and Fire and sometimes The Death of Hodor, the only surviving copy of which was supposedly hidden away in a locked vault beneath the Citadel.

[K1NGSLAYER]

"There are no men like me, only Hodor"

[Little Miss Sunshine]

Don't know if someone posted this one already, but here it goes:

"Life is not a Hodor, sweetling. Someday you may learn that, to your sorrow".


*Today i really have this one sentence stuck in my head....

Edited by Little Miss Sunshine, 27 February 2012 - 04:21 PM.

[Darth Vader's Bastard]

A HODOR needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.

The man who passes the sentence should swing the HODOR.

The king eats, they say and the Hand takes the HODOR.

If I could pray with my HODOR, I would be much more religious.

-Do you know who I am?
-Some HODOR.

Should I explain to you the meaning of a closed door in a HODORhouse?

[Independent George]

Kill the boy within you. It takes a Hodor to rule. Kill the boy, and let the Hodor be born.

[Sweet-N-SourRobin]

"Hodor's pyromancers kindled a blaze beneath him.  The Hodor told him that HODOR was the champion of house Hodorgyen.  So all Lord Rickard needed to do to prove himself innocent of treason was... well, not Hodor."


"Hodor," said Renly in a small, puzzled voice, a heartbeat before the hodor of his hodor parted like hodorcloth beneath the shadow of a hodor that was not there.  He had time to make a small thick gasp before the hodor came hodoring out of his hodor.


"I want to see, hodor, see you ride that, hodor hodor, pig, uncle.  I want..." his words broke up in a fit of hodoring.

Margaery looked at him with concern.  "Your Hodor?"

"It's, hodor, the pie, noth--hodor, pie."  He took another drink, or tried to, but all the hodor came spewing back out when another spate of hodoring doubled him over.  His face was turning red.  "I, hodor, I can't, hodor hodor hodor hodor..." the chalice slipped from his hand and dark red hodor went running across the dais.

"He's hodoring!" queen Margaery gasped.

[poor lollys]

The Hodor that Rides

or

The Mountain that Hodors

[Independent George]

"Not now," she agreed. "One day. One day you must tell me all. The good and the bad. There is some good to be said of my father, surely?"

"There is, Your Grace. Of him, and those that came before him. Your grandfather, Jaehaerys and his brother, their father Aegon, your mother... and Hodor. Him most of all."

[poor lollys]

Hodor Hodorborn, Mother of Hodors