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[Lord Snowflakes]

Jaime the Hodorslayer

[Lord Snowflakes]

Justice. Vengeace. Hodor.

[Independent George]

poor lollys, on 27 February 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

Hodor Hodorborn, Hodor of Hodors

Fixed it for you

[Lord Snowflakes]

"All great swords have names."
"I'll call her Hodor."

[Independent George]

"Lightning comes and goes and then is seen no more. So too with men. Lord Beric's fire has gone out of this world, I fear. A grimmer shadow leads us in this place."

"Hodor?"

[Rhaegar Targaryen's Ghost]

The Night's Watch takes no part in the wars of Hodor.

or A Hodor always pays his debts.

[Melpomene]

"A Hodor lives a thousand lives before he dies" said Jojen. "The man who never Hodors lives only one"

[Queen Cersei I]

Tyrion: (outraged) What sort of man do you take me for?
Cersei: A Hodor and a Hodor and a Hodor Hodor Hodor one.

Cersei: In the game of thrones, you win or you Hodor.

Brienne: I would not have words with a man who kills a little boy and Hodors his sister.

Tyrion: I'd rather chop Hodor off and throw it to the goats!

Taena: Nothing, my queen. It pleases me to Hodor you.

Cersei: Don't worry, go off and enjoy yourself. I'll be with my Hodor.

Edited by Queen Cersei I, 28 February 2012 - 11:43 PM.

[Rhaegar Targaryen's Ghost]

^^^ and in the end Tywin Lannister did not shit Hodor.... epic

[Alys Karstark]

"Hodor Swamp"

Shagga: "I'll chop off your manhood and feed it to Hodor!"

Tyrion: "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and Hodor's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"

Edited by Alys Karstark, 29 February 2012 - 12:03 AM.

[Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren]

“I've only loved one woman, I promise you"
“Only one? Oh, Petyr, do you swear it? Only one?” “
"only Hodor"

Samwell Tarly stood shaking, his face the same color as the snow that swirled down all around them. "Three," he squeaked to Chett, "that was three, I heard three. They never blow three. Not for hundreds and thousands of years. Three means -"

" - Hodor."




"But I want to be a Hodor!"

"A Hodor is what you want. A warg is what you are."


Gendry:'Bark like a dog if you need help'

Arya: 'Thats stupid, when i need help i'll shout 'Hodor!!'.

Edited by Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren, 29 February 2012 - 01:21 AM.

[Loose seal]

And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink Hodor.

Edited by The Lost Direwolf, 29 February 2012 - 04:35 AM.

[Winter's Lady]

The Lost Direwolf, on 29 February 2012 - 04:35 AM, said:

And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink Hodor.

Aaah whyyyyy?


"Never trust a cook. They'll hodor you when you least expect it!"

Edited by Lady of Oldcastle, 29 February 2012 - 06:48 AM.

[Queen Cersei I]

To add a drop of Dornish into the mix

"No, we have hodored too much. But we have never Hodored a beautiful blonde woman, and my paramour is curious."

"I fucked him, Hodor!"

Or, subsequently: "I Hodored him, father!"

"Serve, Obey, and Hodor. Simple words for simple men. "

And of course, who could forget:

"They call me Darkstar, and I am of the Hodor."

Edited by Queen Cersei I, 13 March 2012 - 07:08 PM.

[Anvilbreaker]

I will cut off his manhood and feed it to a hodor

[Drinking Cersei's Tears]

"For all I know you fucked Hodor too, you pock-faced bastard!"

[niñostark]

Apple Martini, on 03 January 2012 - 01:52 AM, said:

Jaime: "There are no men like me. Only Hodor."

that killed me

[atia-]

"We do not Hodor."  
"High as Hodor."

[Maroucia]

Hodor that, Hodor him, Hodor you.

[Queen Cersei I]

“Hodors,” The man made the word sound like a curse.