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[The Unholy Reaver]

The Wheel of Time turns and Hodors come and go, leaving memories that become Hodor. Hodor fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Hodor that gave it birth returns again.
Wheel weaves as Hodor wills.

[allblacks.fan.in.nz.]

Maester Cressan bent a stiff Hodor. He could feel Lady Hodors eyes on his Hodor as he Hodored slowly across the Hodor.

By the time he Hodored the bottom of the Hodor it was all Hodor could do to stand erect.

Hodor me he said to Pylos.

[Little Wing]

"I see you wolf child. Blood child. I thought it was the lord who smelled of Hodor. You are cruel to come to my hill, cruel. I gorged on Hodor in Summerhall, I need none of yours."

"I prefer my history dead. Dead history is writ in ink, the living sort in blood"
“Do you want to die old and Hodor in your bed?”
“How else? Though not till I’m done Hodoring.”

"When the sun has set, no Hodor can replace it."

And from the movies:

"There's no place like Hodor."
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull Hodor."
"We don't need no stinkin' Hodors!"
"I'm as mad as Hodor and I'm not gonna take this any more!"

[Ser Lemmington]

Does replacing All of Septon Meribald's speech with "Hodor" count?

[Light a wight tonight]

Hodor knows, Hodor knows, oh, oh, oh,oh.

[BannermanOfDorne]

Tywin Smiled, on 15 August 2012 - 07:02 PM, said:

"You are done with Hodor. The next one I find in your bed, I'll hang."

I nearly choked on my coffee reading that one

[Korgus]

And who are you, the Hodor said,

that I must bow so low?

Only a Hodor of a different coat,

that's all the truth I know.

In a coat of gold or a coat of red,

a Hodor still has claws,

And mine are long and sharp, my lord,

as long and sharp as yours.

And so he spoke, and so he spoke,

that lord of Hodormere,

But now the Hodors weep o'er his hall,

with no one there to hear.

Yes now the Hodors weep o'er his hall,

and not a soul to hear.

[HonourableSerLittlefinger]

Lord Tywin Lannister did not, in the end shit Hodor.

[God_made_me_do_it]

There's no cure for being a Hodor.

[eleonorastormgeboren]

there's only one god and his name is Hodor and there's only one thing we say to Hodor : "not today"

[Khaleesi Amber]

What was that one word Brienne shouted at the end of her last chapter?...HODOR!

[Septon Meribald]

Ser Lemmington, on 17 August 2012 - 07:28 AM, said:

Does replacing All of Septon Meribald's speech with "Hodor" count?

Was all my speech that bad?

[Septon Meribald]

"All Hodors are bastards in their father's eyes, but not all bastards need be Hodor."

[Budj]

Couldn't spend the time reading all 21 pages so I hope this one hasn't been used:

You are still a Hodor, aren't you?

Hodor.

Good, because I only rescue Hodors.