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[ViennaGirl]

Wyman Manderly started a new group I Heart Pie
Hot Pie and 10,000 Northmen like this

Jon Snow started a new group Get Me The Hell Away From Melisandre
Davos Seaworth likes this
Selyse Baratheon likes this

[Winter's Lady]

I'm a really bad person for coming up with this one:

Tyrion Lannister started a new group Cripples, Bastards and broken things - self-support for the physically challenged
Bran Stark, Sandor Clegane, Brienne of Tarth, Jamie Lannister, Theon Greyjoy, Shireen Baratheon and Walder Frey joined this group

Walder Frey was banned from this group
Walder Frey commented: Whyyyy, I feel so lonely, all my family members are disappearing!
Tyrion Lannister: Physically challenged, not mentally...Maybe you find them at Wyman Manderly's Cannibal Cooking Club

[ViennaGirl]

Jon Snow posted on his wall: hey need help with algebra homework. N + X = J. WTF is X?
Edric Dayne: dude X=W
Robert Baratheon and the Lord of Sisterton like this
Irri: It is known
Jhiqi likes this
Bloodraven: maybe u r writing it wrong
Jon Snow: Huh. Maybe it's R+L=X? Still can't figure out X.
Howland Reed: X=J!!!!!!!! lolol!!
Bran Stark and Bloodraven like this
Jon Snow: Howland! Where you been, bro?
you and ten million GRRM fans like this

Edited by ViennaGirl, 04 February 2012 - 07:56 PM.

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Sparrows started a movement "Occupy Kings Landing"

[Winter's Lady]

ViennaGirl, on 04 February 2012 - 07:55 PM, said:

Jon Snow posted on his wall: hey need help with algebra homework. N + X = J. WTF is X?
Edric Dayne: dude X=W
Robert Baratheon and the Lord of Sisterton like this
Irri: It is known
Jhiqi likes this
Bloodraven: maybe u r writing it wrong
Jon Snow: Huh. Maybe it's R+L=X? Still can't figure out X.
Howland Reed: X=J!!!!!!!! lolol!!
Bran Stark and Bloodraven like this
Jon Snow: Howland! Where you been, bro?
you and ten million GRRM fans like this

Aaand we have a winner!

[A Time for Wolves]

Cap Ou Pas Cap, on 05 February 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

Sparrows started a movement "Occupy Kings Landing"

Fucking genius.

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Silent sister Maella: A bird!
Silent sister Unella: Sky is so blue!
Silent sister Pia: A bear there was... a bear, a bear, all black and brown...
Silent sister Shea: ..and covered with hair!
Silent sister Sary: If the Mountain does not come to you, you go to the Mountain.
Silent sister Mareagy: Sary, not ser Gregor again!

...

Silent sisters were banned for jamming the network with infinite messages.

[Doran II]

Cap Ou Pas Cap, on 05 February 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

Sparrows started a movement "Occupy Kings Landing"

A Time for Wolves, on 05 February 2012 - 03:21 AM, said:

Fucking genius.

There's actually a user in twitter called Occupy Westeros, their updates are hilarious.

[IceRose93]

redriver, on 31 January 2012 - 09:26 AM, said:

Robb Stark is offline.

Catelyn Stark is offline.....no,wait.

Bran Stark is online-Norton THREAT ALERT.

hahahahhahahahaha great one!

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Doran II, on 14 February 2012 - 11:13 AM, said:

There's actually a user in twitter called Occupy Westeros, their updates are hilarious.

Found it. Quite nice

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Howland Reed: If I get one thousand likes, I will tell you a secret.

Edited by Cap Ou Pas Cap, 19 February 2012 - 12:30 PM.

[Cap Ou Pas Cap]

Arya invited Ser Ilyn, Ser Meryn, Dunsen, The Hound and Queen Cersei to join the group "Get a free gift from the House o Black and White".

[The Raven's Teeth]

Raksha the Demon, on 02 February 2012 - 06:25 AM, said:

Rhaegal:  Bored.  Hungry.  

Viserion: Bored.  Where's Mommy?

Viserion updates his status:  Broke the chain!

Rhaegal: Broke mine.  Couldn't eat it.  Still hungry.

Viserion updates his status:  Look!  Humans!   Mommy?

Rhaegal: Not Mommy, stupid!  Lunch!

Viserion:  Not Mommy.  Brazen Beast, little Dornish prince, others.

Rhaegal:  Yum.

Viserion:  Enough for both of us!

Viserion updates his status:  Checking out of Great Pyramid of Meereen.

Rhaegal updates his status:  Checking out of Great Pyramid of Meereen.

Cap Ou Pas Cap, on 05 February 2012 - 12:15 AM, said:

Sparrows started a movement "Occupy Kings Landing"

It is known., on 31 January 2012 - 06:58 PM, said:

Lyanna Stark checked in at Tower of Joy.
Rhaegar Targaryen, Arthur Dayne, Oswell Whent and Gerold Hightower like this.

Robert Baratheon:  FUUUUUU.....


Eddard Stark, Howland Reed, Willam Dustin, Ethan Glover, Martyn Cassel, Theo Wull and Mark Ryswell checked in at Tower of Joy.

Oswell Whent is offline.
Gerold Hightower is offline.
Willam Dustin is offline.
Ethan Glover is offline.
Martyn Cassel is offline.
Theo Wull is offline.
Mark Ryswell is offline.
Arthur Dayne is offline.


Lyanna Stark is offline.

It's Jon Snow's Birthday!
Howland Reed likes this.

It is known., on 31 January 2012 - 05:34 PM, said:

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Nymeria is attending: Terrorise Riverlands

All of these amused me greatly.

I shall try and think of some myself...

[A Free Shadow]

Tommen invites you to play with his kittens at the Red Keep on Thursday at midday.
Bloodraven is attending.

Tom Sevenstreams will grace Riverrun with his classical rendition of The Floppy Fish on Thursday, 1 p.m.
Bloodraven is attending.

Rickon invites you to hunt unicorns in Skagos on Thursday, at 2 p. m.
Bloodraven is attending.

Bowen Marsh just brought justice to Jon Snow on the Wall.
Bloodraven will rewatch later.

[Talleyrand]

Bloodraven: "Bran just arrived!" - sent from everywhere

[Loose seal]

Eddard Stark is headed for the Great Sept of Baelor

[atia-]

The_Gallows_Knight, on 31 January 2012 - 09:10 AM, said:

Robb Stark: Going to a wedding at the Twins
Walder Frey, Black Walder Frey, Roose Bolton, & Tywin Lannister likes this.

LOL!!!  Good one.

[Inigo Montoya the Second]

has anyone seen these yet?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ceqe79.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/rc7pkk.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws....1GV7S7OSm3u67o=


sorry, idk how to put the images themselves in a post.

Edited by Allanys Snow, 23 February 2012 - 03:55 PM.

[Pilz]

Tywin Lannister shared a link.
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=t0xu7P-zzsk

Like -  Comment  - Share    30 years ago at 1:23am -

Tyrion Lannister and 23 others like this.

Tyrion Lannister Nice, Pop!  How's that working for you?
Cersei Lannister  Where the f$&* are you, you little SH^@#?
Tyrion Lannister  You'll find out soon, sweet sister.

[All Men Must Rhyme]

Lady of Oldcastle, on 02 February 2012 - 06:28 AM, said:

So Rhaegal is the dragon version of Arya? I like it!

Edit: Since we're having so much fun here, has anyone seen theseparodies? I know it's about the show but I thought I'd just put it out there for those who haven't seen this.

Just started watching those parodies. Episode 2 is brilliant. "In other news, Jon Snow is off to the 700 foot cock block to die a virgin." I can't think of it in any other way now