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[Zar Lannister]

Robert Baratheon Created an Event: Boar Hunt at the KingsWood.

Lancel Lannister, Renly Baratheon and Barristan Selmy are attending this event.

Cersei Lannister commented on Lancel Lannister's wall: Don't forget the strongwine

[GreatJim Umber]

Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon
Renly Baratheon poked Loras Tyrell
Loras Tyrell poked Renly Baratheon

Edited by GreatJim Umber, 25 February 2012 - 09:58 PM.

[All Men Must Rhyme]

Melisandre shared a link on Stannis Baratheon's wall:

Found this great tutorial! Become Azor Ahai reborn and claim the iron throne in three easy steps! You should give it a watch.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Stannis Baratheon commented on his wall post:

...Fuck you.

[The Last Direwolf]

Sansa Stark checked in at The Godswood

Dontos Hollard, Catelyn Stark and Petyr Baelish like this.


Cersei Lannister changed her relationship status to Incest.

Jaime Lannister and Lancel Lannister like this.

Tywin Lannister: *Puts fingers in ears and hums loudly*

Edited by The Last Direwolf, 26 February 2012 - 11:08 AM.

[The Last Direwolf]

Sansa Stark checked in at The Godswood

Dontos Hollard, Catelyn Stark and Petyr Baelish like this.


Cersei Lannister changed her relationship status to Incest.

Jaime Lannister and Lancel Lannister like this.

Tywin Lannister: *Puts fingers in ears and hums loudly*

[Prince Oberyn Martell]

Jeor Mormont's Raven likes corn.

Edited by Prince Oberyn Martell, 26 February 2012 - 05:10 PM.

[Zar Lannister]

Melisandre of Asshai listed Two Shadowbabies as her children.

Stannis Baratheon likes this.
Davos Seaworth commented on Melisandre of Asshai's family update: I wish there was a dislike button.

[The Last Direwolf]

Arya Stark changed her name to No one.
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Cersei Lannister updated her status to: The Lioness fears no one!

No one: One step ahead of you, bitch!

[Zar Lannister]

Myrcella Baratheon @Trystane Martell: LOL PWNED! <3

Myrcella Baratheon just posted a New High Score of 2,324,031 in Cyvasse!

Celebrate with 50 golden dragons.


Arianne Martell commented on Myrcella Baratheon's post:
I've been staring at this board for hours and I still have no clue of what to do.

Doran Martell likes this.

[The Last Direwolf]

Lady Stoneheart added Hanging Freys lulz;) to her activities.

Edmure Tully, Jeyne Westerling and Brynden 'Blackfish' Tully like this.

[Zar Lannister]

Loras Tyrell wrote on Renly Baratheon's wall "when the sun has set, no candle can replace it."


Loras Tyrell has changed his relationship status to single.

Edited by Zar Lannister, 03 March 2012 - 01:45 PM.

[sinphonus]

Samwell Tarly and Coldhands are now friends.

Coldhands has posted on Samwell's wall: Hey, bro, tell the kid on the castle to come to me.

Coldhands is now friends with Bran, Hodor and two more persons.

Bran updated his status: Gonna meet the three eyed crow.
Coldhands likes this, Bloodraven likes this, Jojen Reed likes this

Jon Snow posted on Bran's wall: whoever you are, get of my poor brother's facebook, please

[redriver]

Victarion invites all his friends to a dragon horn blowing competition in Mereen.

We have three thralls.Competition over,thanks for entering.

Edited by redriver, 14 March 2012 - 10:31 PM.

[Zar Lannister]

Daenerys Targaryen has changed her relationship status to married with Hizdahr zo Loraq.

Ser Jorah Mormont dislikes this.
Drogon dislikes this.
Quentyn Martell dislikes this.
The Harpy likes this.

[sinphonus]

Sansa Stark updated her status to engaged to Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister
Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister likes this
Septa Mordane likes this
Cersei Lannister likes this

Sansa Stark updated her status to single
Littlefinger likes this
Sansa Stark likes this
Dontos the fool likes this
The Hound likes this

Joffrey Baratheon/Lannister changed his status to married to Margaery Tyrell
A bunch of Tyrells like this
Tywin Lannister likes this
Cercei Lannister commented: We'll see about that...

[Chalais]

Tommen Baratheon is online
Tommen Baratheon likes Kittens

Tommen Baratheon changes his occupation to "King of Westeros"
Cersei Lannister and Margaery Tyrell like this

Tommen Baratheon changes his relationship status to Married
Margaery Tyrell likes this
Cersei Lannister commented: Blech!

Margaery Tyrell creates an event Visit the Common Folk of King's Landing
Tommen Baratheon likes this
Cersei Lannister commented: Dislike and your not going Tommen.
Tommen Baratheon commented:

Cersei Lannister wrote on Tommen Baratheon's Wall: Stop playing with your Kittens, I need you to sign some warrants and you get to play with your stamp.
Tommen Baratheon likes this
Tommen Baratheon commented: Hey where's Margaery and her friends?
Cersei Lannister likes this
Cersei Lannister commented: You'll find out one day, now I have to visit the High Septon
Kevan Lannister, the High Septon, and the Sparrows like this

Tommen Baratheon wrote on Cersei Lannister's Wall: Hey mom it's been three weeks, where are you?

Edited by Chalais, 05 March 2012 - 12:02 AM.

[Buckwheat]

Petyr Baelish Littlefinger posted a picture with the comment: "Me and Alayne in the Eyrie's yard."
Lysa Baelish dislikes this.
Lysa Baelish commented: What is this, Petyr? I thought you loved me!
Petyr Baelish Littlefinger: Sure I do sweetie. This was just a fatherly kiss. You know I've always loved only one woman ...

The Last Direwolf, on 26 February 2012 - 11:06 AM, said:

Cersei Lannister changed her relationship status to Incest

LOL, is this even possible?

[Silver Spearwife]

XD These are murderously funny. I was quite literally guffawing and rolling on the floor laughing.

Okay, so here are my meager attempts.


Arya Stark created the group I Miss My Dad.
   Bran Stark, Sansa Stark, Robb Stark, Tommen Baratheon, Jon Snow, Rickon Stark, Myrcella Baratheon, Catelyn Stark, Edmure Tully, Cersei Lannister, Jaime Lannister, Obara Sand, Viserys Targaryen and 50+ others like this.
   Catelyn Stark: It'll be okay...
   Tyrion Lannister: Ha! Just @ Lannisters by the way.
   Cersei Lannister: Fuck you!
   Jaime Lannister: I'm going to kill you, Imp.
   Tyrion Lannister: You so started this one.
   Gendry: dude, at least u no who your dad is
   Jon Snow: Amen to that. We should start a group or something.
   Brienne of Tarth: Oh, I knew there was something I was forgetting. Gendry, are you online?
   Gendry: yeah, why?
   Gendry: ...brienne?
   Gendry: wtf is going on?
   Gendry: i really hope that wasnt important


Arry checked in at Harrenhal.
Arry changed name to Weasel.
Weasel: I am done with these stupid southron lords. Third strike's gonna count.
   Rorge , Biter and  Roose Bolton like this
   Jaqen H'ghar: What does a girl mean...?
Jaqen H'ghar changed his profile picture.
Weasel changed name to Nan.
Nan: Yeah, this isn't better. Gendry and Hot Pie, meet me later. — with Gendry and Hot Pie.
   Gendry: no
   Hot Pie: ?
   Nan: Just do it, stupid
   Gendry: fine
Nan checked in at Riverlands.
Nan changed name to Arya Stark.
   Roose Bolton: Wait a minute, WHAT?!


Podrick Payne employed as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
Podrick Payne: Why does everyone hate Lord Lannister so much? He's pretty cool, I don't know why everyone thinks so little of him. I mean, not highly of him. Um... his wife's pretty.
   Sansa Stark: Huh?
   Podrick Payne: Nothing.
Podrick Payne is no longer employed
Podrick Payne employed as Brienne of Tarth's squire.
Podrick Payne > Brienne of Tarth: Ser? My lady? Just to clarify, what am I supposed to call you?
Podrick Payne reported Catelyn Stark's account.
Hyle Hunt: Face it, Payne, you're a bloody curse.


Strong Belwas likes Honeyed Locusts.
Strong Belwas no longer likes Honeyed Locusts.


Yurkhaz zo Yunzak: Going to The Reopening of the Fighting Pits later. My contribution is some dueling dwarfs.
Yezzan zo Qaggaz, Penny and Lions like this.
   Tyrion Lannister: Lions?


Jeyne Poole changed her name to Arya Stark.
Facebook error message: Account deleted. Duplicate profile.
Arya Stark created an account.
Facebook error message: Account deleted. Duplicate profile.
Theon Greyjoy: I do not have time for this, Facebook.


Arya Stark likes Dancing and Needlework.
   Jon Snow, Syrio Forell, Catelyn Stark and Eddard Stark like this.
   Catelyn Stark: Oh that's wonderful! You're finally learning to become a real lady!
   Arya Stark: Um, yes. Sure.
   Jon Snow: Lol


Robb Stark will be attending the The Battle of the Green Fork.
   Tywin Lannister: Just try it, boy king.
Robb Stark checked in at The Whispering Wood.
   Robb Stark: XD Trolled.


Victarion Greyjoy likes The Drowned God.
Victarion Greyjoy likes R'hllor.
   Aeron Greyjoy: NO! That is not how that works!
   Moqorro: He's right. There's only one god. But you'll learn.
   Aeron Greyjoy: STOP CORRUPTING MY BROTHER.


Jon Snow: Wildling women are the best.
   Mance Rayder, Longspear, Ygritte, Samwell Tarly, Val and 3 others like this.
   Jon Snow: Sam? Really?
   Samwell Tarly: Yeah, I know.
   Daario Naharis: Nope. I prefer them with a crown on their head and an appetite for women as well as men.
  Jorah Mormont, Khal Drogo, Jaime Lannister, Osmund Kettleblack, Lancel Lannister, Quentyn Martell, Taena Merryweather and 4 others like this.
   Ygritte: You shut your dirty mouth.
   Jon Snow: His mouth isn't the dirty one.
   Ygritte: Lol
   Jaime Lannister: Yes, crowns. Mm, and blonde, too.
   Petyr Baelish: Ah, I prefer red hair.
  Jon Snow and Stannis Baratheon like this.
   Renley Baratheon: Stannis, are you serious? Selyse isn't a redhead.
   Robert Baratheon: What are you even doing in this conversation, King of the Rainbow Guard?
   Arys Oakheart: No way. Dornish women.
   Aegon Targaryen: Rhaegar would have agreed.
   Tyrion Lannister: That's not how I hear it.
   Aegon Targaryen: Who asked you?
   Tyrion Lannister: If anyone had thought to, I'd have told them to forget race and birth and just go for whores. They do anything. As in, anything.
  Robert Baratheon likes this
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   Brienne of Tarth: Guys, this is an incredibly inappropriate conversation. It needs to stop.
   Jaime Lannister: Shut up, Brienne.
  34 people like this

Edited by Silver Spearwife, 12 March 2012 - 01:20 PM.

[redriver]

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[Buckwheat]

Reviving this thread because of an idea in Rhymes ...


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Will: Just saw a White Walker! A mobile to take a picture with would have been useful!

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Jeor Mormont has commented on your status - Pics or it didn't happen.

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Eddard Stark:Picture or it didn't happen.
Will is now offline.

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Eddard Stark created an event: a NW deserter execution.
Coming: Eddard Stark, Robb Stark, Jon Snow, Jory Cassel, Theon Greyjoy
Maybe: Brandon Stark (if mommy lets me)
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Sansa posted a picture: Look my new puppy! I think I will call her Lady and she will be the sweetest wolf ever and oh do you think a pink bow would suit her? Oh and...[view comment]
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Fire&Blood

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Bran Stark updated his status: Just going climbing, don't tell mother!
Catelyn Stark commented: Brandon! What have I told you? You might fall!
Bran: Don't worry mother, I never fall!
Jaime Lannister and Cersei Lannister like this.

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Joffrey Lannister updated his status: Cannot sleep because of this howling.
Half the people in Winterfell like this.

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Eddard Stark changed his status to "Hand of the King" and commented: Going on a trip down south!
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