XD These are murderously funny. I was quite literally guffawing and rolling on the floor laughing.
Okay, so here are my meager attempts.
Arya Stark created the group I Miss My Dad.
Bran Stark,
Sansa Stark,
Robb Stark,
Tommen Baratheon,
Jon Snow,
Rickon Stark,
Myrcella Baratheon,
Catelyn Stark,
Edmure Tully,
Cersei Lannister,
Jaime Lannister,
Obara Sand,
Viserys Targaryen and
50+ others like this.
Catelyn Stark:

It'll be okay...
Tyrion Lannister: Ha! Just @ Lannisters by the way.
Cersei Lannister: Fuck you!
Jaime Lannister: I'm going to kill you, Imp.
Tyrion Lannister: You so started this one.
Gendry: dude, at least u no who your dad is
Jon Snow: Amen to that. We should start a group or something.
Brienne of Tarth: Oh, I knew there was something I was forgetting. Gendry, are you online?
Gendry: yeah, why?
Gendry: ...brienne?
Gendry: wtf is going on?
Gendry: i really hope that wasnt important
Arry checked in at Harrenhal.
Arry changed name to Weasel.
Weasel: I am done with these stupid southron lords. Third strike's gonna count.
Rorge ,
Biter and
Roose Bolton like this
Jaqen H'ghar: What does a girl mean...?
Jaqen H'ghar changed his profile picture.
Weasel changed name to Nan.
Nan: Yeah, this isn't better. Gendry and Hot Pie, meet me later. —
with Gendry and Hot Pie.
Gendry: no
Hot Pie: ?
Nan: Just do it, stupid
Gendry: fine
Nan checked in at Riverlands.
Nan changed name to Arya Stark.
Roose Bolton: Wait a minute, WHAT?!
Podrick Payne employed as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
Podrick Payne: Why does everyone hate Lord Lannister so much? He's pretty cool, I don't know why everyone thinks so little of him. I mean, not highly of him. Um... his wife's pretty.
Sansa Stark: Huh?
Podrick Payne: Nothing.
Podrick Payne is no longer employed
Podrick Payne employed as Brienne of Tarth's squire.
Podrick Payne > Brienne of Tarth: Ser? My lady? Just to clarify, what am I supposed to call you?
Podrick Payne reported Catelyn Stark's account.
Hyle Hunt: Face it, Payne, you're a bloody curse.
Strong Belwas likes Honeyed Locusts.
Strong Belwas no longer likes Honeyed Locusts.
Yurkhaz zo Yunzak: Going to
The Reopening of the Fighting Pits later. My contribution is some dueling dwarfs.
Yezzan zo Qaggaz,
Penny and
Lions like this.
Tyrion Lannister: Lions?
Jeyne Poole changed her name to Arya Stark.
Facebook error message: Account deleted. Duplicate profile.
Arya Stark created an account.
Facebook error message: Account deleted. Duplicate profile.
Theon Greyjoy: I do not have time for this, Facebook.
Arya Stark likes Dancing and Needlework.
Jon Snow,
Syrio Forell,
Catelyn Stark and
Eddard Stark like this.
Catelyn Stark: Oh that's wonderful! You're finally learning to become a real lady!
Arya Stark: Um, yes. Sure.
Jon Snow: Lol
Robb Stark will be attending the The Battle of the Green Fork.
Tywin Lannister: Just try it, boy king.
Robb Stark checked in at The Whispering Wood.
Robb Stark: XD Trolled.
Victarion Greyjoy likes The Drowned God.
Victarion Greyjoy likes R'hllor.
Aeron Greyjoy: NO! That is not how that works!
Moqorro: He's right. There's only one god. But you'll learn.
Aeron Greyjoy: STOP CORRUPTING MY BROTHER.
Jon Snow: Wildling women are the best.
Mance Rayder,
Longspear,
Ygritte,
Samwell Tarly,
Val and
3 others like this.
Jon Snow: Sam? Really?
Samwell Tarly: Yeah, I know.
Daario Naharis: Nope. I prefer them with a crown on their head and an appetite for women as well as men.
Jorah Mormont,
Khal Drogo,
Jaime Lannister,
Osmund Kettleblack,
Lancel Lannister,
Quentyn Martell,
Taena Merryweather and
4 others like this.
Ygritte: You shut your dirty mouth.
Jon Snow: His mouth isn't the dirty one.
Ygritte: Lol
Jaime Lannister: Yes, crowns. Mm, and blonde, too.
Petyr Baelish: Ah, I prefer red hair.
Jon Snow and
Stannis Baratheon like this.
Renley Baratheon: Stannis, are you serious? Selyse isn't a redhead.
Robert Baratheon: What are you even doing in this conversation, King of the Rainbow Guard?
Arys Oakheart: No way. Dornish women.
Aegon Targaryen: Rhaegar would have agreed.
Tyrion Lannister: That's not how I hear it.
Aegon Targaryen: Who asked you?
Tyrion Lannister: If anyone had thought to, I'd have told them to forget race and birth and just go for whores. They do anything. As in, anything.
Robert Baratheon likes this
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Brienne of Tarth: Guys, this is an incredibly inappropriate conversation. It needs to stop.
Jaime Lannister: Shut up, Brienne.
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Edited by Silver Spearwife, 12 March 2012 - 01:20 PM.