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[Petyr Middlefinger Baelish]

Jon Snow seemed as skillful with his tongue as he is with longclaw. Perhaps as he's lying on his death bed with Mel at his side he gives the Lord's kiss one last time.

[The King in the South]

I want to see a Samwell Tarly+Taena Merryweather sex scene. The hotness would be off the charts

[Apple Martini]

Martin's sex scenes usually make me groan or wince or laugh, but I was very pleased with how progressive Jon was when it came to oral sex.

I wouldn't mind reading Asha with Qarl the Maid again. They've gotta keep warm somehow.

[Sand Snake No. 9]

Brienne -- girlfriend has got to get some before she goes to glory. But I want it consensual and romantic and mostly off screen, which means it'll never happen.

[Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren]

Jamie and his golden hand masturbating with it.

Lady Stoneheart and Littlefinger

Ramsay Bolton and unGregor

Cersei and Margaery

Samwell Tarly and anyone.

Jon Snow and Mellisandre

Jon Snow warging Ghost and doing it with Mellisandre while bloodraven warging a crow watches. And while this happens Stannis is looking at a fire and sees them.

Also all these

 vogorroswhore, on 07 February 2012 - 11:55 PM, said:

I don't know who I actually would want to get laid again, much less ever. I certainly have had enough Dany sex, especially once I started hearing way too much about pillow talk from gross-ass Daario, the Tyroshi sellsword equivalent of Fabio. Also, enough with Tyrion and quantified reports of how many thrusts he takes to finish the job. I'll definitely pass on further accounts of Jamie-Cersei rotting corpse-scented period sex, Jon Snow attending to some seriously unkempt wildling firecrotch, and one audio scene of Littlefinger doing Lysa Arryn was already traumatizing enough. All I can think of are the sex scenes I don't want to happen with any number of characters: Jamie and Brienne, Lollys and Ser Bronn, Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey, Sansa and the Hound, Tyrion and Penny (Seven save us, NO)...the possibilities for stomach-churning sex scenes go on and on.

Edited by Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren, 07 February 2012 - 11:58 PM.

[Jory]

I don't care what sex scene it is, just give me one, so that way Roy Dotrice can say shit like : "Inside me, Jamie, Jamie, here's where you belong". God damn it I hate audio books

[vogorroswhore]

I don't know who I actually would want to get laid again, much less ever. I certainly have had enough Dany sex, especially once I started hearing way too much about pillow talk from gross-ass Daario, the Tyroshi sellsword equivalent of Fabio. Also, enough with Tyrion and quantified reports of how many thrusts he takes to finish the job. I'll definitely pass on further accounts of Jamie-Cersei rotting corpse-scented period sex, Jon Snow attending to some seriously unkempt wildling firecrotch, and one audio scene of Littlefinger doing Lysa Arryn was already traumatizing enough. All I can think of are the sex scenes I don't want to happen with any number of characters: Jamie and Brienne, Lollys and Ser Bronn, Edmure Tully and Roslin Frey, Sansa and the Hound, Tyrion and Penny (Seven save us, NO)...the possibilities for stomach-churning sex scenes go on and on.

[Apple Martini]

 Jory, on 07 February 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

I don't care what sex scene it is, just give me one, so that way Roy Dotrice can say shit like : "Inside me, Jamie, Jamie, here's where you belong". God damn it I hate audio books

Imagine how awkward it is for the guy reading it.

[estella]

Edmure Tully...
Basically, I just want a POV from him. And if it has sex, that's...well, that's that.

[Phat Walda]

Ghost. (HOW WEIRD WOULD THAT BE AMIRITE?)

[Ivy Snow]

Jon.. I think his scene with Ygritte was good. ( I hated Ygritte more after that though, I'm so jealous!) lol

[Sound_of_winter]

Brienne and Jaime need to get it on, serious sexual frustrations right there. I hope its hot, steamy, and freakishly awkward.

[dolorous]

the sex scenes usually make me cringe or lol but i wouldn't mind another arianne sex scene. i thought the one with her and arys oakheart was probably the best/least mortifying of the series so far

[Trasali]

 Sound_of_winter, on 08 February 2012 - 12:28 AM, said:

Brienne and Jaime need to get it on, serious sexual frustrations right there. I hope its hot, steamy, and freakishly awkward.

I feel conflicted. Part of me really wants them to get together and have one night of passion. The other part of me worries it will ruin their entire dynamic.

BUT....for the sake of this thread... I hope they get their large, awkward stumps together!

[vogorroswhore]

 dolorous, on 08 February 2012 - 12:29 AM, said:

the sex scenes usually make me cringe or lol but i wouldn't mind another arianne sex scene. i thought the one with her and arys oakheart was probably the best/least mortifying of the series so far

That was definitely one of the more tolerable ones.

[DornishKnight]

Littlefinger! He makes women scream...

[Jadiecat]

I'm going to have to jump on the bandwagon of those who like the sexual stylings of Jon Snow.

And he was just getting started! If he falls in love again, I'd like to read about his pleasure giving progress.

Luckily, I can read one-handed.

[Queen Cersei I]

 Sound_of_winter, on 08 February 2012 - 12:28 AM, said:

Brienne and Jaime need to get it on, serious sexual frustrations right there. I hope its hot, steamy, and freakishly awkward.

Brienne could do so much better than a washed up aging pretty boy with long curly hair and a serious sexual obsession with his twin sister.

Hyle Hunt's over eagerness, gold digging ways, and general douchebaggery puts this would be seducer in the reject pile as well.

How old, at the moment, is Poderick Payne? If he's still in his early teens, then maybe in 5 years or so him and his lady boss could hook up?

Or if not... Gendry? (Brienne is 19, and he's roughly 16-17, right?

Or.... Thoros of Myr?

[Catastrophe]

Preferably none of them, but I know that isn't going to happen. (If only we could be so lucky...)

[Apple Martini]

 vogorroswhore, on 07 February 2012 - 11:55 PM, said:

Jon Snow attending to some seriously unkempt wildling firecrotch

See, that only made me like Jon more. This girl's been living out in the wilderness, she's probably filthy, rarely if ever bathes, has never met a razor or even a pair of clippers, and he still goes down on her with enthusiasm and without complaint. What a trooper.