Posted 28 May 2013 - 04:36 PM
My absolute favourites are Cersei's immortal, "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.", and
"I am not threatening the king, Ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, Timmett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him...Now that was a threat, ser, see the difference?" Tyrion to Ser Boros Blount
A couple of classics of Mr J Lannister
"I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health"
Jaime "....Poor old Dead Ned. So who as shit for honour now, i ask you? What was the name of that bastard he fathered?"
Jaime: "No, that wasn't it."
Kid at the inn "Lion, Fish or Wolf?"
Jaime "We were hoping for capon..."
And one from Mr Seaworth..
"Ser Davos, and undrowned. How can it be?"
"Onions float, Ser."
And of course "I want to see the bad man fly!"