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[The Mighty Cleg]

"What's wrong?" Arya asked him when she saw the tears shining on his cheeks.
" My princess," he sobbed. "We've been dishonored, Aenys says. There was a bird from the Twins.
My lord father says I'll need to marry someone else, or be a septon." - Elmar Frey
A stupid princess, she thought, that's nothing to cry over.
Little does she know, he is talking about her. not my favorite, but a good one.

Edited by The Mighty Cleg, 22 March 2013 - 03:25 PM.

[Darth Zyroth]

Since many of my fovorite quotes have already been mentioned, I'll say the ones that have been not.


Pretty much everything that Sandor and  Dolorous Edd say.

"Gods and dogs alike delight to piss on me." - Edd

"I just want to say to whoever is voting for me that I would certainly make an awful Lord Commander. But so would all these others." - Edd


I love the discussion between Renly and Stannis, but specially:

"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies" - Stannis

"And brothers" - Renly

"What am I to do with this brother of mine, Brienne? He refuses my peach, he refuses my castle, he even shunned my wedding..." - Renly


And my favorite over all:

"The Others take you!"

[Darth Zyroth]

I forgot this one:


"Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels." - Jeor Mormont, the Old Bear, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

Jeor is such and awesome character. The show version just cannot make him justice. And someone should say this to Show Jon.

[Roose'sFate]

Darth Zyroth, on 17 April 2013 - 06:06 AM, said:

I forgot this one:


"Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels." - Jeor Mormont, the Old Bear, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.

Jeor is such and awesome character. The show version just cannot make him justice. And someone should say this to Show Jon.

I agree with Jon definitely. But the show counterpart of Jeor is very good IMO. "Tarly, I forbid you to die."

[That Bloody Raven]

How many eyes has BloodRaven?

A thousand eyes and one.

[Roose.Rhymes with Noose.]

"Horselord. Try me!"
"Rhaegar fought valiantly, Rhaegar fought nobly,Rhaegar fought honorably.And Rhaegar died"

Jorah kicks ass.

[Grand Maester Mithrandir]

"Old as sin and twice as ugly, the lot of them. It was almost enough to put a man off whoring."

"No,"he said too loudly "I'm done with dancing for the nonce."

"Lord Pea Pod. If you were a man, I would kill you for that, but my sword is made of too fine a steel to besmirch with craven's blood."

[Luthien Targaryen]

My absolute favourites are Cersei's immortal, "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.", and

"I am not threatening the king, Ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, Timmett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him...Now that was a threat, ser, see the difference?" Tyrion to Ser Boros Blount

A couple of classics of Mr J Lannister

"I seldom fling children from towers to improve their health"

Jaime "....Poor old Dead Ned. So who as shit for honour now, i ask you? What was the name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn: "BRIENNE!"
Jaime: "No, that wasn't it."

Kid at the inn "Lion, Fish or Wolf?"
Jaime "We were hoping for capon..."


And one from Mr Seaworth..
"Ser Davos, and undrowned. How can it be?"
"Onions float, Ser."

And of course "I want to see the bad man fly!"