The Dragon
The Dragon stared up at those left. It was obvious to him now, but it was too late. Too late to save those he needed for Shayol Ghul.
Mat crept up behind Thom and snapped his neck.
'Oh good' Gawyn said. 'I never trusted him. It's about time you claimed vig, Mat. I knew I could trust you' he said dancing off in a happy dance that obviously evil Thomvig had been killed.
'My Lord Dragon, my Lord Dragon' Tuon said. I have erred. Nyanaeve is an Aes Sedai, she is Innocent. I apologise.
Nynaeve laughed. Why yes, I could never be a Brown Ajah Aes Sedai that was evil. That would be...suddenly the Lord Dragon looked at her in Anger and she peeled off her face revealing...
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'NYANCAT IS REAL' shouted Siuan before being crushed to death by a new sword form from the evil cat. It was called '
Ellipses posting in thread jesus you're really fucking easy to alt guess like do you even try and really doesn't it sort of negate alts in the first place?'.
'Quick, let's kill Nyancat' Tuon said to those remaining...which was just her, Moiraine and Faile, with Gawyn and Cadsuane no where in sight.
Moiraine shrugged and stuck a knife in the throat of Faile who was busy going against her dead husband's wishes in the corner by trying to ignore the goings on relevant to the game.
'Why'd you do that??' Tuon screamed in anger.
Moiraine shrugged. 'You really think I'll start explaining my actions now?'
Gawyn roared into battle.
'It ends now. The Lord Dragon has finally given me a dayvig. I can channel.' he screamed, defiant.
He turned on Mat. 'It is time this game ended' before calling a lightning strike down on the head of...
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Tuon.
'Come, Obviously Innocent Mat, let us elope together and start a new world order' Gawyn said grabbing his hand.
'Phew. I knew you were our symp' Mat said, as he smiled. (Hey look, Mat claims FM for the second time in this game
Gawyn frowned.
Cadsuane coughed. 'Um, actually...I'm your symp' Cadsuane said, showing her official 'Aligned with the Shadow in secret' handshake to Moiraine.
'She's totes legit' Moiraine said.
'Oh. Well in that case, bye Gawyn' Mat said stabbing him.
'You...you must be a vig...you can't be evil..my tiers...my tiers were good' he said dying.
'Weird guy, that Gawyn' Nyancat sad bouncing around the place.
With that the FM strolled away together, along with their Symp.
They had forgotten one thing, though. The Lord Dragon.
He stood in front of them.
Smiling.
'Thanks, evil dudes. This was a big swerve all along. These were my most stupid followers who would get in the way but I was too nice to leave them behind.
The Dragon reborn pulled out his weapon of choice...a fork. (what?).
'This is a ter'angreal that contains the power of all those you have killed. Some of them had at least middling good reads, but no, you killed them and made this game easy. Their thirst for vengeance and omnipotent critcisim of those playing the game shall lead me to victory. You see, unlike The Dark One I have spoilers on my side with this'
Come, Shai'tan, work your evil one last time. It is time to seal the bore for good'. With that he opened a waygate and travelled through it to somewhere I won't write about.
And with that, he went and won the last battle and the evils didn't care as they'd won this game.
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Mat Cauthon, Moiraine Damodred, Nyanaeve al'MearaCat and Cadsuane Melaidrhin has won the game.
(It took 4 votes to no lynch, even a symp lynch today lost the game so the game is effectively over - no point prolonging the innocents agony. Thanks for playing. I'll try and get the spoiler thread to the right forum shortly)