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[Lady Gaga]

Faile Bashere, on 12 March 2012 - 02:28 PM, said:

Cool, we killed both Aviendhas!

It must be the tension that I was feeling but holy shit did this make me

[Madonna]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? What is this?? a one FM game with loads of symps?!?!?!

I'm starting to go back to the theory of faramod trolling me.. honestly!!!

DAMN!!!

[House Targaryen]

The Dragon

The Dragon stared up at those left. It was obvious to him now, but it was too late. Too late to save those he needed for Shayol Ghul.

Mat crept up behind Thom and snapped his neck.

'Oh good' Gawyn said. 'I never trusted him. It's about time you claimed vig, Mat. I knew I could trust you' he said dancing off in a happy dance that obviously evil Thomvig had been killed.

'My Lord Dragon, my Lord Dragon' Tuon said. I have erred. Nyanaeve is an Aes Sedai, she is Innocent. I apologise.

Nynaeve laughed. Why yes, I could never be a Brown Ajah Aes Sedai that was evil. That would be...suddenly the Lord Dragon looked at her in Anger and she peeled off her face revealing...

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'NYANCAT IS REAL' shouted Siuan before being crushed to death by a new sword form from the evil cat. It was called 'Ellipses posting in thread jesus you're really fucking easy to alt guess like do you even try and really doesn't it sort of negate alts in the first place?'.

'Quick, let's kill Nyancat' Tuon said to those remaining...which was just her, Moiraine and Faile, with Gawyn and Cadsuane no where in sight.

Moiraine shrugged and stuck a knife in the throat of Faile who was busy going against her dead husband's wishes in the corner by trying to ignore the goings on relevant to the game.

'Why'd you do that??' Tuon screamed in anger.

Moiraine shrugged. 'You really think I'll start explaining my actions now?'

Gawyn roared into battle.

'It ends now. The Lord Dragon has finally given me a dayvig. I can channel.' he screamed, defiant.

He turned on Mat. 'It is time this game ended' before calling a lightning strike down on the head of...

(wait for it...)

(wait for it...)

Tuon.

'Come, Obviously Innocent Mat, let us elope together and start a new world order' Gawyn said grabbing his hand.

'Phew. I knew you were our symp' Mat said, as he smiled. (Hey look, Mat claims FM for the second time in this game

Gawyn frowned.

Cadsuane coughed. 'Um, actually...I'm your symp' Cadsuane said, showing her official 'Aligned with the Shadow in secret' handshake to Moiraine.

'She's totes legit' Moiraine said.

'Oh. Well in that case, bye Gawyn' Mat said stabbing him.

'You...you must be a vig...you can't be evil..my tiers...my tiers were good' he said dying.

'Weird guy, that Gawyn' Nyancat sad bouncing around the place.

With that the FM strolled away together, along with their Symp.

They had forgotten one thing, though. The Lord Dragon.

He stood in front of them.

Smiling.

'Thanks, evil dudes. This was a big swerve all along. These were my most stupid followers who would get in the way but I was too nice to leave them behind.

The Dragon reborn pulled out his weapon of choice...a fork. (what?).

'This is a ter'angreal that contains the power of all those you have killed. Some of them had at least middling good reads, but no, you killed them and made this game easy. Their thirst for vengeance and omnipotent critcisim of those playing the game shall lead me to victory. You see, unlike The Dark One I have spoilers on my side with this'

Come, Shai'tan, work your evil one last time. It is time to seal the bore for good'. With that he opened a waygate and travelled through it to somewhere I won't write about.

And with that, he went and won the last battle and the evils didn't care as they'd won this game.

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Mat Cauthon, Moiraine Damodred, Nyanaeve al'MearaCat and Cadsuane Melaidrhin has won the game.

(It took 4 votes to no lynch, even a symp lynch today lost the game so the game is effectively over - no point prolonging the innocents agony. Thanks for playing. I'll try and get the spoiler thread to the right forum shortly)

[Whiskeyjack]

That was painful.

[Mina Martell]

I've been waiting for so, so long to do this:

*throws forks at you*

[Sylphic]

Grats evils!

[Whiskeyjack]

Somebody please start a new game so we can forget about this one.

[House Ashford]

BWAHAHAHAHA

SEE FAILE? VERIN WASN'T MY SYMP

[Mina Martell]

Oh, right, and congratulations to the evils, too.  At least someone here has manners.

[House Ashford]

Mina work on my game

[Mina Martell]

Sorry, Zar.  I've been putting it off all week for the much more productive pastime of ranting in the spoilers.

Edit: oh, and I think this is the first game in my entire Mafia career where no one has alt-guessed me at all.  Well, there was a moment I'd thought Tammy had.

Edited by Mina Martell, 12 March 2012 - 03:31 PM.

[The Kingmaker]

Congrats killers!

[Madonna]

I EFFING TOLD YOU IT WAS MOIRRAINE!!!!! I TOOOOOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

[Kesha]

Oh thank god.  I couldn't take another day of it.  I should have stuck to my guns with Nyna

[Kesha]

Who were you Mina?

Congrats killers.

[Ser-Arthur-Dayne]

Congrats FM

[Mina Martell]

I was Galad, Tammy.

I'd thought you'd spotted me when you consistently called me "she" in your D2 reread of me.

Also, CES, I spotted you in your second post of the game.

[Ser-Arthur-Dayne]

Tammy, this is the first time I alt-guessed you and you didn't guess me  

Edited by Ser-Arthur-Dayne, 12 March 2012 - 03:41 PM.

[House Targaryen]

Uh, btw - Tammy you'd have got an 'Aes Sedai' result on Nyancat, so.

[House Targaryen]

If everyone could clean out their inboxes it'd be appreciated, thanks very much. Everyone should be able to see spoilers now.