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[Scruggy]

Duh!

I would have a 9-Way with The Sand Snakes!

That should keep me busy for a while -- I'm going to need more than one night!

[Bear Grylls of Skagos]

Scruggy, on 02 March 2012 - 02:05 PM, said:

Duh!

I would have a 9-Way with The Sand Snakes!

That should keep me busy for a while -- I'm going to need more than one night!

I am sure there are four Sand Snakes who are younger than 13 xD

Hope your nephews and nieces see this post !

[Christina Ceriddwynn]

Jaime is total hotness through and through but.....would/could he get it up with a woman other than Cersei???

Sorry I am still holding to Sandor....even the actor sandor (drool)....would be some serious, badass angry thrashing rough kinda fun!  WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO

(and cuz he's so squishy inside he wouldnt seriously hurt me like Euron would)

[Lord of the Night]

The Valonquar., on 02 March 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

I am sure there are four Sand Snakes who are younger than 13 xD

Hope your nephews and nieces see this post !

Huh forgot about the Sand Snakes.

I suppose for fun I would hang around with Sarella Sand, sneaking into the Citadel and looking through everything.

And i'd sleep with her, Tyene and Nymeria, though with some hesitation towards the latter two due to possibility of poison knives and needles.


LotN

[Scruggy]

The Valonquar., on 02 March 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

I am sure there are four Sand Snakes who are younger than 13 xD

Hope your nephews and nieces see this post !

lol.

I just meant the ones over 18.  

[The Knight of ...]

No Darkstar love?  I think you're all forgetting he is of the night.

[Sweet-N-SourRobin]

A night tavern-hopping and throwing back beers with King Robert would be the greatest bro-down ever.

[Spencer Brown]

Trials of combat id like to see
Blackfish VS. Ramsay Bolton/Snow
Areo Hotah VS. Darkstar
Garlan Tyrell VS. Hosteen frey
Barristan the Bold VS. Alliser Thorne
ROBB STARK SPANKING JOFFREY, IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN WINTERFELL IN THE TOURNEY YARD!!!!
Meera Reed, Asha Greyjoy, Brienne of Tarth, VS. Osney Osmund and OSfryd KETTLEBLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 on 3

[Queen Cersei I]

The Valonquar., on 02 March 2012 - 02:01 PM, said:

Its surprising that no one mentioned Olenna Redwyne

Aw, mean, dude! Give her a break! The woman's like, 70 years old. It's kinda hard to be a sizzlin' hot temptress at that age... especially in a medieval environment.

Why is it that people always get down on poor old Nan and the QoT in threads like this? Yeesh, these ladies aren't meant to be sexy....

[Lady of Long Lake]

Probably Bloodraven. I'd bring a pot of coffee and stay up all night asking him questions.

[Queen Cersei I]

The Valonquar., on 02 March 2012 - 02:06 PM, said:

I am sure there are four Sand Snakes who are younger than 13 xD

Hope your nephews and nieces see this post !

Yeah, the eldest sandsnake (Elia) is 14 years old. I think the youngest ones are, like, 4 or 5....

[Spencer Brown]

King Robert, GreatJon, Tormund Giantsbane, Yoren, Bronn, and Shagga Son of Dolf, for a guys night out at the Bar!!!

[All For Joffrey]

I want to go to a brothel with Tyrion, a honeycomb, and a jackass.

[Gingerly Grumkin]

Elden White, on 02 March 2012 - 02:26 PM, said:

I want to go to a brothel with Tyrion, a honeycomb, and a jackass.

just dont try his turtle stew

[The Third Reed]

Skeksi, on 02 March 2012 - 01:50 PM, said:

If we're talking a night of drinking/ talking/ whatever:

-Littlefinger
-Varys
-Tyrion
-Queen of Thorns

I'd invite them all round for a game of cards, but I'd clearly be wiped out within the hour. So drinking it would have to be.

In terms of female characters, I imagine I'd fall for a Meera Reed type. For just a single night though, you've gotta go with the Arianne and Asha's of this world.

[Ser Areo Mace]

Dacey Mormont...alive, and Asha Greyjoy

a night of eating and drinking with King Robert, Thoros of Myr, The GreatJon and most of House Umber, Tormound, Sandor, and Tyrion. (no weapons allowed)

Edited by Theon Storm, 02 March 2012 - 08:48 PM.

[The Storm Queen]

For mit it´s Oberyn, Mance and Quarl.

[Dracarya]

Queen Cersei I, on 02 March 2012 - 02:20 PM, said:

Aw, mean, dude! Give her a break! The woman's like, 70 years old. It's kinda hard to be a sizzlin' hot temptress at that age... especially in a medieval environment.

Why is it that people always get down on poor old Nan and the QoT in threads like this? Yeesh, these ladies aren't meant to be sexy....

... Do you always have a stick up your arse, or is this your sense of humour? Because it's a joke, and should be taken as one.
Actually I reckon the Queen of Thorns was probably a beauty when she was younger, and even now she'd make some old, lonely guy a handsome, intelligent wife. I'd certainly like to meet her and ask her some questions.

While we're not on the subject of sex, I'd love to go drinking and exploring with Tyrion, practice 'needlework' with Arya and even have a chat with the Hound. Maybe walk the Wall with Jon, run with Nymeria (as a wolf, obviously) and see how Bran does his warging thang.

[Lord_Debaka]

Lyanna Stark pre-pregnancy. Even if she wasnt all that hot, I love women with attitude haha

[Queen Cersei I]

Fire&Blood, on 02 March 2012 - 02:38 PM, said:

... Do you always have a stick up your arse, or is this your sense of humour? Because it's a joke, and should be taken as one.

It was taken as a joke. I was joking. Relax.

Edited by Queen Cersei I, 02 March 2012 - 02:44 PM.