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[drawkcabi]

Lord O, on 10 March 2012 - 01:23 PM, said:

Should I re-name the thread "NY vs. Chicago style pizza part 739?" Or perhaps "where I go to get a pizza in my neighborhood?"

Or does anyone want to explain to me why you would deliberately put pepperoni on a pizza and ruin an almost perfect food with greasy, gristly, garbage?

No because the Chicago side Jaxom just gets beat up too badly.

Cheese grease mixed with pepperoni grease, chewy and crispy, spicy and salty, meaty and cheesey. I don't always want to have it but when I want it it's gooooood.

[Lord of Oop North]

MinDonner, on 10 March 2012 - 01:39 PM, said:

Again, I think you are taking this thread too seriously.

NO. YOU ARE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH.

PIZZA = SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

[MinDonner]

Oh indeed. But how can we take seriously the suggestion that pepperoni should be banned? Clearly it is a nonsense born of some ague or brain-fever.

[Lord O' Bones]

Robin Hill, on 10 March 2012 - 01:37 PM, said:

I put pepperoni on my pizza because I like it.  I don't define it as you do.  To me, it is tasty.

You are saying pepperoni is bad, when what you mean is you do not enjoy pepperoni.  It is like the person who walks into an air conditioned room and says,  "it is cold in here", when he actually means, "I feel cold".

1. You explained that to you it is tasty. Fair enough. This doesn't explain anything useful to me, but ok.

2. I never said that pepperoni was "bad." You inferred that when I said it was "vile" "greasy," "gristly," and "garbage."

3. Your hypothetical fails as either quoted statement is equally true or false.

4. Pffffffft!

[Seli]

Lord O, on 10 March 2012 - 01:23 PM, said:

Should I re-name the thread "NY vs. Chicago style pizza part 739?" Or perhaps "where I go to get a pizza in my neighborhood?"

Or does anyone want to explain to me why you would deliberately put pepperoni on a pizza and ruin an almost perfect food with greasy, gristly, garbage?

It depends on what type of bubbly wine is served with the pizza, with the proper solvent the greasy garbage is dispersed with such ease it becomes its own treasure.

[Shryke]

MinDonner, on 10 March 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

Oh indeed. But how can we take seriously the suggestion that pepperoni should be banned? Clearly it is a nonsense born of some ague or brain-fever.

Wasn't LoB in the navy?

Maybe this thinking is the result of some obscure foreign STD affecting his brain chemistry and causing him to do crazy things like dislike peperoni and enjoy Air Buddies movies.

Edited by Shryke, 10 March 2012 - 02:30 PM.

[kairparavel]

Dear Bones -(STOP)-

Have the antipyretics not kicked in yet?-(STOP)- You must go back to bed at once and rest -(STOP)-  Once the fever breaks, you can come back -(STOP)-  


kair

[Ser Robin Hill]

Lord O, on 10 March 2012 - 01:54 PM, said:

1. You explained that to you it is tasty. Fair enough. This doesn't explain anything useful to me, but ok.

2. I never said that pepperoni was "bad." You inferred that when I said it was "vile" "greasy," "gristly," and "garbage."

3. Your hypothetical fails as either quoted statement is equally true or false.

4. Pffffffft!

Somehow, I thought finding pepperoni to be tasty was an adequate reason for putting it on a pizza.

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Bad, was meant as a generic term.  
vile
adjective

1.  wretchedly bad: a vile humor. 

 

garbage

noun,adverb

adjective
1.
having a relatively low temperature; having little or nowarmth: cold water; a cold day.
2.

feeling an uncomfortable lack of warmth; chilled:
The skaters were cold.

I really disagree with that second definition, because it makes communication more imprecise and confusing.  But, I have to concede that people use it that way.

Edited to fix screwed up cut and paste and formatting.

Edited by Robin Hill, 10 March 2012 - 02:59 PM.

[Aoife]

And I thought *I* had a tendency to take things too literally.

[Son of Shael]

If one more person suggests pineapple as a pizza topping, Rick Santorum and I are going to koala bomb Hawaii. TRY ME.

Pepperoni, bacon, with fresh yesterday sliced tomatoes on top, in a box, brought to me by an underemployed person in 30 mins or less. Preferably in the Midwest. That is pizza. You goddam pizza elitists.

[Soylent Brown]

Double pineapple!

[Lord of Oop North]

Soylent Brown, on 10 March 2012 - 03:17 PM, said:

Double pineapple!

Double homicide!

Edited by Lord of Oop North, 10 March 2012 - 03:22 PM.

[Son of Shael]

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Double pineapple!

Oh you dirty, dirty B. I'll have you know that koalas are quite vicious when not huffing eucalyptus. If we'd been short of SEALs to raid the bin Laden compound, I assure you they would have sent in a crack team of koalas on crack. Consider the lives you'll save by renouncing pineapple. Think of the children.

[Lord of Oop North]

MinDonner, on 10 March 2012 - 01:52 PM, said:

Oh indeed. But how can we take seriously the suggestion that pepperoni should be banned? Clearly it is a nonsense born of some ague or brain-fever.

Oh, yes, I completely agree. It is completely unreasonable to suggest that pepperoni should be banned. Utter nonsense. Any rational human being knows that those who prefer pepperoni on their pizza should be rounded up and committed to mental asylums.

Edited by Lord of Oop North, 10 March 2012 - 03:40 PM.

[kairparavel]

YOU GO TOO FAR

[Lord of Oop North]

Did I say mental asylums? Sorry, I meant Hell.

[Shryke]

LoON is just trying to get his people to rape our pizzas with their crazy toppings the same way they rape our fish stocks.

[Soylent Brown]

Son of Shael, on 10 March 2012 - 03:36 PM, said:

Oh you dirty, dirty B. I'll have you know that koalas are quite vicious when not huffing eucalyptus. If we'd been short of SEALs to raid the bin Laden compound, I assure you they would have sent in a crack team of koalas on crack. Consider the lives you'll save by renouncing pineapple. Think of the children.

I don't know... I can think of much worse ways to go than being assassinated by cute, fuzzy dudes with nice breath.

Just as long as you don't have the syph-riddled monster that hangs round with Brady in your employ.

[Lord of Oop North]

Soylent Brown, on 10 March 2012 - 03:51 PM, said:

Just as long as you don't have the syph-riddled monster that hangs round with Brady in your employ.

Just to clarify, that is Brady.

[TerraPrime]

kairparavel, on 10 March 2012 - 03:46 PM, said:

YOU GO TO FAR

Fixed that for you.