Maester Murks Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 ...for hands of gold are always coldbut Tormund's Member's warm.Also: Tormund's Member. As thick as a castle wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hombay Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The Rains of Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Storm Queen Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund´s member shits goldThe Reines of Tormund´s memberHere Tormund´s member stand(s)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's member sends his regards.But mayhaps this is a blessing. Had the boy lived, he would have grown up to be Tormund's member.But they have the soft heart's of women! So long as I am your king, treason will never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring be Tormund's member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Kraken Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 ...It’s always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and Tormund's member is always shining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aneurin Frey Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 The next time we speak, we'll talk of Tormund's member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleAndLess Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Bugger that! Bugger you! Bugger Tormand's Member!Tormand's Member always pays it's debtsValor Tormand's MemberThere are no men like me. There is only Tormand's Member. Har! "Hodor" said Tormand's Member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleAndLess Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Kindly replace "Tormand" with "Tormund". Friday evening beers, que sera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMazVolta Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 "She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Tormand's Member for all I know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGriff the Conqueror Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's member at the wallChomped in half but still extremely tall; There to defend the realm of men, the legends sayFor when winter comes and night is daythe white walkers rise,And only lightbringer in all its glory may suffice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Tormund's Member - It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlayedMan Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 As useless as nipples on Tormund's Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
now my watch begins Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 It is known. ^_^Don't you mean "Tormund's member is known"?Sorry - I couldn't resist, don't take it the wrong way... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnionAhaiReborn Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 :lmao: :bowdown:I have to admit, when I first saw this thread I rolled my eyes. But I was wrong to doubt it, it's been hilarious!"Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?''Any of you, I would think. Even Tormund's member.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolorous Eddie Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 "Tormund's member mounts the world"Alternatively,"The stallion who mounts Tormund's member", but that's just too disturbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duir Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Where does Tormund's member go? <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterfall Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Where does Tormund's member go? <_<Wherever Tormund's Members go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungGriff the Conqueror Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 *tormumd looking in the mirror*Mirror, Mirror on the wallIs my member the fairest of them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaehaerys Sand Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Someone took her from me. And Tormund's member couldn't fill the hole she left behind.That's no law. It's just Tormund's member. Happens I got one too.I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, Tormund's member, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serie Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Kill the boy and let Tormund's member be born.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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