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[Maester Murks]

...for hands of gold are always cold
but Tormund's Member's warm.

Also: Tormund's Member. As thick as a castle wall

Edited by Maester Murks, 16 March 2012 - 05:13 PM.

[hombay]

The Rains of Tormund's member.

[The Storm Queen]

Tormund´s member shits gold

The Reines of Tormund´s member

Here Tormund´s member stand(s)!

[Jaehaerys Sand]

Tormund's member sends his regards.

But mayhaps this is a blessing. Had the boy lived, he would have grown up to be Tormund's member.

But they have the soft heart's of women! So long as I am your king, treason will never go unpunished. Ser Ilyn, bring be Tormund's member!

[Lady Kraken]

...It’s always summer in the songs. In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and Tormund's member is always shining.

[Aneurin Frey]

The next time we speak, we'll talk of Tormund's member.

[LittleAndLess]

Bugger that! Bugger you! Bugger Tormand's Member!

Tormand's Member always pays it's debts

Valor Tormand's Member

There are no men like me. There is only Tormand's Member.

Har! "Hodor" said Tormand's Member

[LittleAndLess]

Kindly replace "Tormand" with "Tormund". Friday evening beers, que sera!

[TheMazVolta]

"She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Tormand's Member for all I know..."

[YoungGriff the Conqueror]

Tormund's member at the wall
Chomped in half but still extremely tall;
There to defend the realm of men, the legends say
For when winter comes and night is day
the white walkers rise,
And only lightbringer in all its glory may suffice

[Duir]

Tormund's Member - It is known.

[TheFlayedMan]

As useless as nipples on Tormund's Member.

[now my watch begins]

It is known., on 16 March 2012 - 04:54 PM, said:

It is known.

Don't you mean "Tormund's member is known"?

Sorry - I couldn't resist, don't take it the wrong way...  

Edited by now my watch begins, 16 March 2012 - 05:59 PM.

[OnionAhaiReborn]

I have to admit, when I first saw this thread I rolled my eyes. But I was wrong to doubt it, it's been hilarious!

"Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?'
'Any of you, I would think. Even Tormund's member.'"

[Dolorous Eddie]

"Tormund's member mounts the world"

Alternatively,

"The stallion who mounts Tormund's member", but that's just too disturbing

[Duir]

Where does Tormund's member go?

[Waterfall]

Duir, on 16 March 2012 - 06:04 PM, said:

Where does Tormund's member go?

Wherever Tormund's Members go

[YoungGriff the Conqueror]

*tormumd looking in the mirror*

Mirror, Mirror on the wall
Is my member the fairest of them all?

[Jaehaerys Sand]

Someone took her from me. And Tormund's member couldn't fill the hole she left behind.

That's no law. It's just Tormund's member. Happens I got one too.

I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, Tormund's member, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.

Edited by Jaehaerys Sand, 16 March 2012 - 07:09 PM.

[Serie]

Kill the boy and let Tormund's member be born....