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[AngrySoviet]

Stannis- a dentist

Dany- mental health care/ psychiatrist

Night's Watch- Pornography/Internet

[Teal'c]

_Antibiotics.

[Jem]

Selyse - IPL hair removal

[Maroucia]

Brienne: plastic surgery for her bitten cheek.

Slaver’s bay: atomic bomb so we never hear of this place again

Sweetrobin: Ritalin

Tyrion, Sandor and a bunch of others: AA reunions

The Others: electric heat, anger management therapy

[ManyFacedOne]

Everyone - cell phones

Arya - sniper rifle therapy

Jon - emergency surgery

Jaime - better prosthetic hand

[brashcandy]

King Bob - The Maury Show

Lysa Tully - A lie detector test

[PrinceAdam]

Stannis - DNA Tests

Well not only Stannis with all the other parentage theories/rumours.

Edited by PrinceAdam, 20 March 2012 - 06:54 PM.

[Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren]

Marriage counseling for Robert and Cersei

[Maroucia]

Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren, on 20 March 2012 - 06:56 PM, said:

Marriage counseling for Robert and Cersei

DIVORCE!!!

[Qhorin Halfhand and Yoren]

Maroucia, on 20 March 2012 - 06:57 PM, said:

DIVORCE!!!

Well if the one making the counseling was sane and with some modern sensibilities he would have suggested divorce

[ServantOnIce]

The Lannisters:  Family Therapy

Robert Baratheon:  Weight Loss Clinics

Lord Walder Frey:  A Vasectomy

Varys The Spider:  Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)

Stannis Baratheon:  Movies and a Toupee

Melisandre:  Milkshakes and A/C

The Night's Watch:  Electricity

Samwell Tarly:  Self Defense training

Robb Stark:  Support Group

Catelyn Stark:  Support Group

Lysa Arryn:  Psychological Meds

Arya Stark:  The Foster Home system

Ser Gregor Clegane:  Anger Management

The Red Viper:  Vasectomy

Dany Targ:  Public Relations Firm

[The Night's King]

ServantOnIce, on 20 March 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:

Lord Walder Frey:  A Vasectomy

Best. Post. Ever.

Edited by The Night's King, 20 March 2012 - 07:20 PM.

[The Night's King]

Littlefinger: Bid For Presidency

[ServantOnIce]

The Entire Realm needs to go on Maury for free DNA testing . . . then all this mess would be sorted out about who's the child of who .

Robert . .  You are NOT the father of Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen!!

Jaime:  YOU ARE THE FATHER of Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommen

Tywin: NOOooooooooo

Queen Cersei:  "Runs behind the stage and starts crying . .. . while Maury says, It's okay, it's all right."

[Dragon greyscale]

For westeros in general: Global warming and the U.N.

[DornishKnight]

ServantOnIce, on 20 March 2012 - 07:17 PM, said:

The Lannisters:  Family Therapy

Robert Baratheon:  Weight Loss Clinics

Lord Walder Frey:  A Vasectomy

Varys The Spider:  Hair Transplants, prostestic (sp?)

Stannis Baratheon:  Movies and a Toupee

Melisandre:  Milkshakes and A/C

The Night's Watch:  Electricity

Samwell Tarly:  Self Defense training

Robb Stark:  Support Group

Catelyn Stark:  Support Group

Lysa Arryn:  Psychological Meds

Arya Stark:  The Foster Home system

Ser Gregor Clegane:  Anger Management

The Red Viper:  Vasectomy

Dany Targ:  Public Relations Firm

That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes...

[GreatDave Umber]

Varys- wiretapping technology

Robert- condoms

Edd Tollet- open mic night

Westeros- Democracy

[GreatDave Umber]

DornishKnight, on 20 March 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes...

DornishKnight, on 20 March 2012 - 07:39 PM, said:

That'll make her SO MUCH hotter. Milkshakes...

  Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

[Alia of the knife]

Lyanna/Brandon/Arya- Anger management classes

Lyanna/Johanna- A restraining order, and a SWAT team.

Rhaegar- Zoloft, and a copy of "Dances with Wolves."

Aerys/Dany/Viserys- Zoloft, and perhaps a relaxing stay at a soothing medspa.

Elia/Rhaella- a good divorce Lawyer.

ANYONE coming within range of Aerys- a fire extinguisher and a strait jacket.

Tyrion- CONDOMS, and a GPS system

Dany- CONDOMS, and a GPS system

Robert and Cersei- a 12-step program, couples counseling, and a paternity test.

Ned and Caitlyn- Couples Counseling

Jon- a Paternity test and a good Estate Lawyer.

Ser Jorah- a copy of "How not to be Pathetic in less than Thirty Days"- and a good divorce Lawyer.

Jaimie- a prosthetic hand, as well as a DVD copy of "Robocop."

Ashara Dayne- a life jacket.

Tywin Lannister- free tickets to Saturday Night Live.

And for everyone in Westeros- a tutorial on how to avoid clowns- especially Patchface.

Edited by Alia of the knife, 20 March 2012 - 08:20 PM.

[Jamie Lannister]

Walder Frey could probably do with a pack of condoms.

Well, okay... maybe he should buy in bulk.