NFL: Tebowmania's Migration
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:03 PM
Gregg Williams suspended indefinitely.
Sean Payton suspended for a year.
Saints lose 2nd round pick in 2012 and 2013.
Oh yeah, and Tim Tebow?
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
He's now El Shitbox's wingman.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:06 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:09 PM
If any of my family say Tebow should be starting at ANY point in the season, I think I'm shunning them for quite a while.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:15 PM
2012: Super Bowl!
2013: Perhaps not embarrassing ourselves?
I've gotta call up my friend who's a Jets fan...I can't imagine he'll like this development.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:19 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:35 PM
I know we just had one a couple of years ago, but this? This is gold. HBO has to know that, right?
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:48 PM
My Jets have given up two perfectly good draft picks for Tim Tebow, the worst quarterback in the National Football League.
What the hell are they thinking over there at Gang Green central?
Mark Sanchez is not, as yet, Eli Manning, but he is a talented quarterback with a good arm and he completes more than fifty per cent of his passes, none of which can be said for Tebow. The last thing he needs is a stadium full of Timomaniacs screaming for Tebow every time a pass falls incomplete. The divisions in the Jets locker room last season were well documented. THis is just going to make those problems a thousand times worse.
Nor do I think that Tebow's conspicuous piety will play well in the Big Apple. This is the city that once embraced Broadway Joe. Tebow would fit better in... well, if Branson, Missouri had an NFL team, that would be a perfect fit.
ETA: Just realized that the New York Post is probably wondering what they did recently to deserve such good fortune. They are going to have more fun than should legally be allowed this season.
Edited by Fez, 21 March 2012 - 12:53 PM.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:51 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:57 PM
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 12:57 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:00 PM
That said, I do not relish the prospect of seeing that sanctimonious asshole's mug in the subway every day from now on.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:02 PM
On the other hand, maybe the owner secretly wants to move to Los Angeles so he doesn't particularly want to get increased ticket sales from Tebowmania.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:09 PM
Although I think he would make a hell of a tight end. The kid is tough tough tough. A fullback? Anything but a QB...thought if anyone would be able to make him a QB it would be the Pack's coaching staff.
But fuck that.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:17 PM
So glad this thread is jumping once again.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:27 PM
Uh... I don't think there was any talk of the Packers picking him up, was there? Maybe you have been listening to too many talk radio crazies in your neck of the woods. It's ok. Talk radio crazies are crazy everywhere. We won't hold it against Packers fans as a class.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:29 PM
There was reports that the Packers were interested.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:33 PM
Yeah, Pack were definitely considered one of the four interested teams, and at one point were top-two.