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[Roose Seal]

What's with all the "I'm such a hetero dude so I'm having a hard time imagining what male characters I'd find attractive" ?

I'm 100% poofter, an 8.5 on the kinsey scale, the Edward Teach of butt pirates; and yet I can state, with complete and honest confidence in my sexuality, that Val the Wildling princess could let me explore her wispy mound anytime.

[Zeromus]

The Lost Direwolf, on 31 March 2012 - 07:06 AM, said:

What's with all the "I'm such a hetero dude so I'm having a hard time imagining what male characters I'd find attractive" ?

I'm 100% poofter, an 8.5 on the kinsey scale, the Edward Teach of butt pirates; and yet I can state, with complete and honest confidence in my sexuality, that Val the Wildling princess could let me explore her wispy mound anytime.

In my case it's honest self-examination. I've never felt sexual attraction for a man before and I'm not sure what it would take for me to do so.

[Woman of War]

Honestly, I would feel like cutting myself off from so much beauty if I would deny myself to fancy women as well, though being a practising hetero.

Morality? - what morality, whose morality, how much morality, what kind of morality, no one's business of morality - it is known!

I'd go for the HBO Daenerys, Emilia Clarke, beautiful, sexy, soft and strong.  (and older that the book Daenerys).

[Alia of the knife]

Jcooper, on 31 March 2012 - 05:25 AM, said:

Ehhh I dunno. A lot of attractive actors in the series, but the books it's kind of weird for me to think of them in terms of having sex. Could maybe go for a bit of Jory if it came to it lol.

On a side note, was anybody a little disappointed with how Renly and Loras were portrayed in the show? I know they were trying to make it a bit more obvious, but it was borderline stereotypical diva in most of their scenes. I think George made it a lot more subtle.

That was a terrible portrayal.
I'd always got Renly as more of a Alexander the Great type- not say yes to the dress.

[Howling Mad]

Alas, I foresee this thread coming to an abrupt end.  People forget this is a fantasy series and that what is dead to one may truly never die to another.

[Alia of the knife]

Fire&Blood, on 30 March 2012 - 05:13 PM, said:

Hey! Back off my Richard Madden!

I joke He's a beauty, isn't he?

Well, I guess I'll have to content myself with Brandon Stark Sr.- would love to get a flashback of him.

[ShadowRaven]

Lyanna Stark, on 31 March 2012 - 06:35 AM, said:

Yes, you are bashing gays by agreeing to that post above, plus you do realise it's quite possible for straight people to have anal sex too? You have hang-ups around sex, get over them. Stuck up prudishness and condemnation of others might have been in fashion 60 years ago, but the world has moved on. It's not your concern what consenting adults do in their spare time.

EDIT: If I recall correctly you also thought Dany was a loose woman for shagging Daario, despite him only being her second lover.

PatrickStormborn, on 31 March 2012 - 06:40 AM, said:

Gay sex is not anal sex. So no, you're not "bashing homos"; you're bashing any couple that willingly engages in a form of sexual activity that you find disgusting.

You both do realise what he means; anal sex for a male man TAKING IT AND GIVING IT TO ANOTHER MAN, is just not right for a hetero male.

But both of you knew that, you just had to insiniuate something else. Gosh....

[Roose Seal]

ShadowRaven, on 31 March 2012 - 08:20 AM, said:

You both do realise what he means; anal sex for a male man TAKING IT AND GIVING IT TO ANOTHER MAN, is just not right for a hetero male.

But both of you knew that, you just had to insiniuate something else. Gosh....

You'd be surprised just how many men who identify as straight like taking it up the butt. And guess what? That doesn't automatically make them gay.

Edited by The Lost Direwolf, 31 March 2012 - 08:36 AM.

[Alia of the knife]

Warhammer, on 30 March 2012 - 10:30 AM, said:

Varys, because my angus is not peppered.

LMAO killing me to say this but Rhaegar, although I'd be worried he seems like a stage 5 clinger.

Unrelated but some of the "Battlecries" during sex in ASOIAF must be lol-worthy..

Shagga son of Dolfffffffff will never sound the same.

On Rhaegar, THAT is funny, because I've thought the exact same thing.

Benjen and Lyanna are in the godswood at Harrenhal and Benjen whispers: "psst, Lya, class five alert with the Harp."

[Dracarya]

This is meant to be FUN

Someone not agreeing with the idea of homosexuality for themselves is not a problem in my book. If they dislike the idea of having anal sex, who am I to judge? Anal sex doesn't sound particularly appealing to me either, but there we go. Each to their own - gay men, straight men, men and women, if they have anal sex, it's not hurting me, so there's no issue.

Anyway.. @Alia of the Knife, Brandon Stark Senior? Hmmm. I shall withhold judgement until/if we see him, but I'm not sure. Did he seem attractive to you from his description in the books then? I can't actually remember him that well.

[Dracarya]

Alia of the knife, on 31 March 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:

On Rhaegar, THAT is funny, because I've thought the exact same thing.

Benjen and Lyanna are in the godswood at Harrenhal and Benjen whispers: "psst, Lya, class five alert with the Harp."

My god, if Eric (Alexander Thingymajig) from True Blood doesn't play Rhaegar (if we get flashbacks of him), I will kill someone. That man is just sex on legs
*ahem*

[Lyanna Stark]

ShadowRaven, on 31 March 2012 - 08:20 AM, said:

You both do realise what he means; anal sex for a male man TAKING IT AND GIVING IT TO ANOTHER MAN, is just not right for a hetero male.

But both of you knew that, you just had to insiniuate something else. Gosh....

So what should hetero men do? Stay in the missionary position and Think of England? Not all hetero men try to emulate Stannis.

Edited by Lyanna Stark, 31 March 2012 - 09:13 AM.

[David Selig]

Jaime and TV Jorah (who is like 10 times better looking than his book description).

[Alia of the knife]

Fire&Blood, on 31 March 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:

This is meant to be FUN

Someone not agreeing with the idea of homosexuality for themselves is not a problem in my book. If they dislike the idea of having anal sex, who am I to judge? Anal sex doesn't sound particularly appealing to me either, but there we go. Each to their own - gay men, straight men, men and women, if they have anal sex, it's not hurting me, so there's no issue.

Anyway.. @Alia of the Knife, Brandon Stark Senior? Hmmm. I shall withhold judgement until/if we see him, but I'm not sure. Did he seem attractive to you from his description in the books then? I can't actually remember him that well.

They just say he's tall and handsome, but wild, so they have a lot to work with.

[Odendisa]

Fire&Blood, on 31 March 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

My god, if Eric (Alexander Thingymajig) from True Blood doesn't play Rhaegar (if we get flashbacks of him), I will kill someone. That man is just sex on legs
*ahem*

Alexander Skarsgård?

[Alia of the knife]

Fire&Blood, on 31 March 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

My god, if Eric (Alexander Thingymajig) from True Blood doesn't play Rhaegar (if we get flashbacks of him), I will kill someone. That man is just sex on legs
*ahem*

True that.

But, there is this obscure, French Actor, (though apparently his English is very good), that I thought really fit Rhaegars rather otherwordly description.
He was in "The Last Mistress."
Now, he has very dark hair and brows, but if they fixed him up the way they did Harry Lloyd and Emilia Clarke, who both have pretty dark hair and brows, especially Lloyd, I think they could do that with him.

Edited by Alia of the knife, 31 March 2012 - 09:27 AM.

[Val the Wildling Princess]

I don't know how does he look in your mind, guys, but Brandon Stark in my mind looks like Henry Cavill so yes, he is freaking hot

[Dracarya]

Lyanna Stark, on 31 March 2012 - 09:12 AM, said:

So what should hetero men do? Stay in the missionary position and Think of England? Not all hetero men try to emulate Stannis.

Please, leave it out. This is getting ridiculous and quite frankly pretty uncomfortable.
Also, nothing wrong with thinking of England!

Odendisa, on 31 March 2012 - 09:21 AM, said:

Alexander Skarsgård?

That's the one! Thank you

Alia of the knife, on 31 March 2012 - 09:18 AM, said:

They just say he's tall and handsome, but wild, so they have a lot to work with.

Alia of the knife, on 31 March 2012 - 09:22 AM, said:

True that.

But, there is this obscure, French Actor, (though apparently his English is very good), that I thought really fit Rhaegars rather otherwordly description.
He was in "The Last Mistress."
Now, he has very dark hair and brows, but if they fixed him up the way they did Harry Lloyd and Emilia Clarke, who both have pretty dark hair and brows, especially Lloyd, I think they could do that with him.

Ooh, I always forget Harry Lloyd! I wouldn't mind a bit of him either.. but that's besides the point A few people have commented on Emilia's eyebrows, funnily enough - I didn't really notice how much they stand out against her hair but I guess they do
Which one was he? Though our dear Eric might have to win over everyone. Or maybe Eric could be Aegon? They make him into a pretty impressive vampire in True Blood, I'm sure they could make him look younger for Game of Thrones

[Dracarya]

Val the Wildling Princess, on 31 March 2012 - 09:36 AM, said:

I don't know how does he look in your mind, guys, but Brandon Stark in my mind looks like Henry Cavill so yes, he is freaking hot

The one who played, uhm, the Duke of Suffolk in the Tudors? Seven save me, I would devour that man alive

[Val the Wildling Princess]

Fire&Blood, on 31 March 2012 - 09:38 AM, said:

The one who played, uhm, the Duke of Suffolk in the Tudors? Seven save me, I would devour that man alive

Yes! Your grace, Charles Brandon (see, Brandon, it's only destiny )

Edited by Val the Wildling Princess, 31 March 2012 - 09:45 AM.