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[Buckwheat]

Maroucia, on 04 April 2012 - 12:38 AM, said:

What did Illyn Payne do to deserve to die??
He is the royal executioner; he’s just doing his job by killing people, that’s it. He’s not supposed to question the decisions of the King or the Queen…
I’m not a big fan of him, and would never want to spend more than 30 seconds with him, but I do enjoy his bromance with Jaimie, and would be kind of strangely sad if he died…

I think he will die, if not of other causes, then Needle - he is still on Arya's list.

[Sand Snake No. 9]

1. Melisandre:  Othered, by the Great Other, if possible; or Patchfaced; or devoured by warged ravens (I can't stand this burning beyotch, if you can't tell).
2. Meryn Trant:  Water-danced by someone with a real sword.
3. Roose Bolton:  Flayed, his skin hung on the wall of the great hall of Winterfell.
4. Ramsay Bolton:  I thought of something, grossed myself out, now I don't want to repeat it.  Let's just say Vlad Dracul would approve. Alternatively, he should be turned back into Reek, the hard way.
5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy:  Tongue cut out, then dragon-fried.
6. Craster (or did he die?):  N/A
7. Illyn Payne:  Iced, by Jon "bring me a block" Snow
8. Varys:  Eeeeh, I don't think Varys is that bad, so something quick.  A quarl to the heart, perhaps.
9. Qyburn:  Killed by one of his monsters.  Or Cersei, who, come to think of it, could be called one of his monsters.

What about:

10.  Littlefinger:  Poisoned by Sansa using the strangler, or pushed out the moon door by UnMarillion.
11.  Walder Frey:  torn apart by Nymeria, while Arya watches.

[Lady Hodor]

Melisandre - Burned by her own religion, wonderfully ironic.
Ramsay Bolton - Hunted by women who chase him with dogs and rape him (get a taste of his own medicine).
Qyburn - Cersie goes a little crazy over how much he knows and has him killed.
Hizdar - Eaten by Dany's dragons.
Euron - Actually drowning.

[the Scorpion Knight]

BondJamesBond, on 04 April 2012 - 12:27 AM, said:

In a perfect world, the following die as follows (fill in the blanks):

1.  Melisandre:
2.  Meryn Trant:
3.  Roose Bolton:
4.  Ramsay Bolton:
5.  "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy:
6.  Craster (or did he die?):
7. Illyn Payne:
8. Varys:
9. Qyburn:

1 no idea
2. hanged for being an inadequate knight of the kingsguard http://awoiaf.wester...php/House_Trant<-- that's why
3 killed by ramsay
4.killed by theon
5. meeting vic fist
6 already dead
7 old in his bed
8 poisoned by queen sansa
9 killed by an other

[SeanF]

Ideally, the last thing on Earth that Ramsay would ever experience was a lengthy "interview" with Joe Abercrombie's Sand dan Glokta.

Other than that, slow flaying seems appropriate.

[Pellaeon]

1. Melisandre: The old gods fight back
2. Meryn Trant: meet shaggydog
3. Roose Bolton: kill by Ramsey
4. Ramsay Bolton: drown by a greyjoy
5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: meet Ser barristan and get killed before he marry dany
6. Craster (or did he die?): Other: "no more babys? time to die"
7. Illyn Payne: survive
8. Varys: survive
9. Qyburn: get himself killed in a "Accident" wich benefits Varys

[Ser Ilyn's Tongue]

1. Melisandre:  Either she's using a glamour that wears off and is old or her powers fade and she succumbs to all the deaths she should of had (eg. Cressen's poisoning)

2. Meryn Trant:  being beaten to death would be a suitable end.

3. Roose Bolton:  unceremoniously murdered by a no-one.

4. Ramsay Bolton:  flaying has to be involved.  Somewhere.

5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy:  Damphair gets some revenge (and something interesting to read about)

6. Craster (or did he die?):  pretty sure he's dead

7. Ilyn Payne: clearly the hero of the piece.  But will probably be Arya-ed

8. Varys:  dies trying to doing something uncharacteristically heroic or pointless

9. Qyburn:  I'm thinking he's dragon food

Edited by Ser Ilyn's Tongue, 04 April 2012 - 08:26 AM.

[butterbumps!]

Roose: in a coup of exploited leeches ("Fat Pink sends his regards").

[mmp]

Melisandre: a wight, with icey grip, at the Wall.
Meryn: Drogon, with fire, at King's Landing.
Roose: Ramsay, castration & disembowelment, at Winterfell.
Ramsay: Mance, like a boss, at Winterfell.
Euron: Drogon, with fire, on a boat.
Illyn: Drogon, with fire, in the Riverlands.
Varys: Illyrio, with Drogon, at King's Landing.
Qyburn: Ser Gregor, by skullcrushing, at a trial.
Littlefinger: Alayne, with a moongate, at the Eyrie. or Arya, with a needle, at Winterfell.
Stannis: wights, in swarm, at Winterfell.
Catelyn: Brienne, with Oathkeeper, in the Riverlands.

[Dracarya]

Silmarien, on 04 April 2012 - 12:41 AM, said:

Renly was a prick who had no claim to the throne.  Not that he deserved to die like that, but still, I never liked him.
1. Melisandre: Consumed by fire, dying the way she has sacrificed dozens, hundreds of other "sacrifices to the Lord of Light".  Taste of her own medicine.
2. Meryn Trant: Needle to the carotid or jugular.
3. Roose Bolton: Stabbed in the heart by the person he trusts most (Fat Walda?)
4. Ramsay Bolton: Flayed slowly body part by body part, and hung by chains in a dungeon until he dies of infection or blood loss.
5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: Stabbed in his good eye - through to his brain.
6. Craster (or did he die?): He did die.  Axe to the head?  Chest?  Something like that.  Or stabbed.
7. Illyn Payne: Beheaded.
8. Varys: Tongue cut out, and beheaded.  I've nothing against Varys, so a quick death would do nicely especially if he's plotting for the Blackfyres.
9. Qyburn:  Killed by his own creation, painfully, messily - Ser Robert Strong.  Or, killed by Dornish poison similar to the way Ser Gregor died.  Yes, I like that one better, a slooooow agonizing death to repay him for all his hideous torture of Falyse, Senelle, the Blue Bard, and other innocents.

ETA: Wasn't sure why Ilyn Payne was on the list either, so I just chose the most ironic form of death - the executioner gets beheaded.  And it's a quick death - he hasn't done anything worthy of suffering greatly before kicking the bucket, IMHO.

Nailed it. Every single one. Although I might let Ramsay out after all that, so he can be brought down by his own dogs, or direwolves, and be treated how he treated the women

I'd say there are more villains than that, and Ser Ilyn Payne isn't one of them imho. But valar morghulis and all that, so beheading is good enough for me, or mayhaps he could die in Jaime's service - their bromance is kinda sweet

[N. Baratheon]

1) Melisandre: Killed by Patchface
2) Meryn Trant: Mauled by Arya warging Nymeria
3) Roose Bolton: Devoured by Wyman Manderly
4) Ramsay Bolton: Flayed and burned alive by Bran warging Theon
5) Euron Greyjoy: Sacrificed to R'hllor by Moqorro
6) Craster: Already dead
7) Ser Illyn: Decapitated by Rickon, Arya, or UnCat
8) Varys: Doesn't die
9) Qyburn: Killed by Ser Robert Strong on Cersei's orders to keep UnGregor secret

Also:
10) Robert Strong: Killed permenantly by Sandor and Jaime
11) Walder Frey: Killed by the Greatjon. His corpse is sent to Wyman Manderly for proper cooking

[zzzNitro]

1. Melisandre: Killed by excesive shadow baby making (excess is always bad for your health)

2. Meryn Trant: he trips over the edge of a balcony into a spiked fence, no one pushed him, get it?

3. Roose Bolton: he kills himself instead of giving his enemys the chance

4. Ramsay Bolton: (there was already a death by dog(s) so... eaten by wolves?

5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: sudden heart attack, nothing says surprise like one of those (I know for sure)

6. Craster (or did he die?): yup, pretty dead, so fire if he ever gets up.

7. Illyn Payne: scissors behead by widows wail and oathkeeper, as poetic as I can think of it

8. Varys: colombian tie?

9. Qyburn: I can't imagine him dead, only suffering

Edited by zzzNitro, 04 April 2012 - 10:55 AM.

[Vinterhed]

1. Little Finger. His ship sinks and Petyr tries to swim, but his pockets are to heavy with coins, so he drowns. Alternatively he dies of AIDS and Syfilis,
2. All the Greyjoys. Ends up in some dessert and gets dehydrated to death,
3. The Freys. They all lose their keys to the castle and when winter comes they freeze to death.
4. Khal Pony. Gets an infected wound and is convinced that only blood magic will save him.
5. Jaime. Ends up as king of westeros and marries one of Crasters daughters. Before he learns the truth abouth what he thought was his son he gets stabbed in the back by Payne.

[Fire Eater]

Silmarien, on 04 April 2012 - 12:41 AM, said:

Renly was a prick who had no claim to the throne.  Not that he deserved to die like that, but still, I never liked him.
1. Melisandre: Consumed by fire, dying the way she has sacrificed dozens, hundreds of other "sacrifices to the Lord of Light".  Taste of her own medicine.
2. Meryn Trant: Needle to the carotid or jugular.
3. Roose Bolton: Stabbed in the heart by the person he trusts most (Fat Walda?)
4. Ramsay Bolton: Flayed slowly body part by body part, and hung by chains in a dungeon until he dies of infection or blood loss.
5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: Stabbed in his good eye - through to his brain.
6. Craster (or did he die?): He did die.  Axe to the head?  Chest?  Something like that.  Or stabbed.
7. Illyn Payne: Beheaded.
8. Varys: Tongue cut out, and beheaded.  I've nothing against Varys, so a quick death would do nicely especially if he's plotting for the Blackfyres.
9. Qyburn:  Killed by his own creation, painfully, messily - Ser Robert Strong.  Or, killed by Dornish poison similar to the way Ser Gregor died.  Yes, I like that one better, a slooooow agonizing death to repay him for all his hideous torture of Falyse, Senelle, the Blue Bard, and other innocents.

ETA: Wasn't sure why Ilyn Payne was on the list either, so I just chose the most ironic form of death - the executioner gets beheaded.  And it's a quick death - he hasn't done anything worthy of suffering greatly before kicking the bucket, IMHO.

I would make an adjustment to Ramsay's death, flayed then set the ravens loose on him to eat his exposed flesh.

Lord Walder- sees all his progeny wiped out (except Perwyn and Olyvar) then dies a slow, agonizing death, maybe burned on a pyre, Crowfood makes his skull into a drinking cup

[Bourne]

Well we already know Ned Stark is beheaded and Robb is murdered by Roose Bolton. Also, Tywin took an arrow to the groin. I am really confused as to how Varys ended up on your list but Littlefinger didn't. LF is a much more villainous character. At least Varys seems to have the greater good in mind. And LF is my third favorite character.

[The Imp With A Pimp Limp]

1. Melisandre: Doesn't die, I think she's like Jaime, you think shes bad but once you get her POV you see the reality

2. Meryn Trant: Nymeria rips his throat out

3. Roose Bolton: Don't care as long as he

4. Ramsay Bolton: Don't care as long as he dies ... painfully

5. "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: Pecked to death by the crows that the 3EC commands

6. Craster (or did he die?): Dead

7. Illyn Payne: Doesn't die, he didn't do anything wrong except being creepy as

8. Varys: Doesn't die, I like him !

9. Qyburn: One of the sand snakes kills him

Edited by The Imp With A Pimp Limp, 04 April 2012 - 11:24 PM.

[Ame]

BondJamesBond, on 04 April 2012 - 12:27 AM, said:

In a perfect world, the following die as follows (fill in the blanks):

1.  Melisandre:
2.  Meryn Trant:
3.  Roose Bolton:
4.  Ramsay Bolton:
5.  "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy:
6.  Craster (or did he die?):
7. Illyn Payne:
8. Varys:
9. Qyburn:

Add anyone I've missed!  And, yes, Melisandre is a villain.  She killed Renly and likes to burn people alive.

1. I don't consider her a villain but will answer anyway. One of her own spells
2. Dysentary
3. He gives an execution order but happens to unknowingly go to the poor mans chamber to rape his wife and is executed in Bolton style in a mistaken identity situation
4. flesh eating worms grow inside his body giving him a Marat/Sulla death, just without the steam baths they used to ease their pain (fortunately Marat got a less painful death before he could kill too many more people in the name of revolution)
5. Drowning, and learning it is not glorious
6. He did so I assume you don't want him included
7. Why do you hate him? He isn't a major figure or even a minor figure, he is ordered to kill and enjoys the killing. What do you expect of an executioner?
8. Truth Potion, makes him incapable of lying
9. UnGregor uses the ungodly strength Qyburn gave him to rip him to pieces literally.

Now what I think will happen

1. Either survive or die to others
2. I'm inclined to think a slap on the wrist
3. Stannis beheads him
4. Same thing
5. I think he will survive
6......
7. Survive but be fired
8. Survive
9.Beheaded by order of Aegon

[Prince of Dragonstone]

Melisandre: Although I don't think of her as a technical villain, I think she'll either die by fire (dragons) or ice (others)

Trant: In the forthcoming "Battle of King's Landing" either by Aegon or Dany's forces.

Roose Bolton: Someone mentioned it before, but at the hands of his own treacherous bastard son.

Ramsay Bolton: Hopefully Theon does him in, and painfully too.

Euron: Victarion storms his ship and jabs a dagger in his good eye.

Craster: I thought he died?

Payne: Why does he *deserve* death? He was only doing his job! lol He'll die in the "Battle of King's Landing"

Varys: I don't think he'll die, actually. I hope he doesn't. He's one of my favorite characters.

Qyburn: Cersei will double-cross him for sure...he's knows too much.

[Ser Osis of Liver]

1.  Melisandre: Purina™ Dragon Chow
2.  Meryn Trant: At Sansa's command, possibly by Sandor
3.  Roose Bolton: Head. Pike. Wall. At Winterfell, by Stannis
4.  Ramsay Bolton: By Theon, preferably with flaying involved.
5.  "Urine" the "crows eye" greyjoy: Drowning
6.  Craster (or did he die?): Already wormfood.
7. Illyn Payne: Survives
8. Varys: Either survives or by Tyrion's hand/order. Or GRRM personally shows up and offs him in true Deus Ex Machina fashion.
9. Qyburn: UnGregor
10. Littlefinger: Sweetrobin makes the Pedobear fly.
11. UnGregor: By Sandor, who dies himself shortly afterwards, in payment of Mycah's life. Is mourned by Sansa.
12. Cercei: Executed for twincest after Jaime's confession or Kills herself after Tyrion "repays her debt" as foreshadowed in ACoK.
13. Jaime: Executed for twincest or survives after turning Throne's evidence against Cercei; am betting on the latter.

Edited by Ser Osis of Liver, 05 April 2012 - 01:00 AM.

[Hear Us Roar]

I don't see the people you listed as "Villians".