Gaius Martell, on 21 May 2012 - 02:15 PM, said:
How would "Azapp Ahai" Baratheon handle the march from Torrhen's Square to Winterfell?
"Azapp Ahai" Baratheon would collect all the penguins from the penguin planet and train them according the Big Book of War
. The penguinators would gain employment as waiters in Winterfell. At the next big feast they would go all 'bolton' on the guests and the event would henceforth be known as the Black, White and Red Feast. "Azapp Ahai" would snusnu
the lead penguinator to create a master race of shadow penguinators that would guard the realm against the others.
(... and that's how the book ends...) No. No. Sorry, ummm.
Prince Tommzapp enters the tourney on Joffrey's name day.