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[OnionAhaiReborn]

Independent George, on 25 April 2012 - 09:47 PM, said:

My dragons have a very sexy learning disability. Ser Kiffah, what do I call it?

*sigh* Sexlexia.

I'm not very good at this game because I can't remember anything Futurama, but thank you for reminding me of 'sexlexia!'

[Grumpy Midget]

Pellaeon, on 26 April 2012 - 03:21 AM, said:

Next: Zapp Stark discover the twincest

"Now there's a wave of icky gross snusnu that's easy on the eyes."

Next: Zappwin Lannister discovered his young son had just married a crofter's daughter.

Edited by Grumpy Midget, 26 April 2012 - 12:09 PM.

[Jorge Danger]

Confused as to why any man would marry a woman he already gets to have sex with, Zappwin would be more interested in scoring with the maid of honor.




Next: Zappwell Tarly, along with several of his Sworn Brothers, comes face to face with one of the Others while fleeing from the Fist of the First Men.



By the way, if I ever have a son, I'm going to be sorely tempted to name him Zappwell.

[Pellaeon]

Jorge Danger, on 26 April 2012 - 11:33 PM, said:

Next: Zappwell Tarly, along with several of his Sworn Brothers, comes face to face with one of the Others while fleeing from the Fist of the First Men.

He would let his sworn brothers fight against the Other in a cruel fearsome fight and when they win after hacking the Other in pieces he would run them over with his horse, because he don't care/see them, and claim the price as there great commander

Next: Zapp (croweye) Greyjoins brother of the King of the iron islands die, he just come to the Kingsmoot after years of traveling on the see

Edited by Pellaeon, 27 April 2012 - 02:32 PM.

[Grumpy Midget]

Zappeye Greyjoy: "Good people of Brannigan's Isles, I come back to you after many triumphant victories over the distant people of Pacificist's Bay.  I bear many trophies of velour."  (feels up said trophies, 'Mmmm...  velour')

"Anyhoo, I nominate myself for King of Brannigan's Isles.  I accept.  It is done.  Kiftorion, bring up the crown.  And spare me your weary sigh this time."

Later:
"Men.  Like any great plan, my plan is so simple an idiot could have came up with it.  As you all know, the key element to victory is surprise."

"SURPRISE!!!" (dumps everyone on the Shield Islands)

Edited by Grumpy Midget, 27 April 2012 - 07:24 PM.

[Grumpy Midget]

Next: Zapptyr Baelish sees Leelalyn Tully in King's Landing for the first time in many years.

[Pellaeon]

Grumpy Midget, on 27 April 2012 - 07:27 PM, said:

Next: Zapptyr Baelish sees Leelalyn Tully in King's Landing for the first time in many years.

He invide her in his "love chamber" by a excuse and awaits her on his bed, carried by slaves in the air, in a velour bathrobe and offer her wine.
After she refuse to have intercurse with him he starts crieing and they have charity sex


Next: Zappyrion Brannister, named Hand of the King by his father, arrived in the King's Landing with Kiffonn and meet first his nephew and then his sister and the smal council

[Jorge Danger]

Two words: Protocol 63.



During the battle on the Blackwater, Sandor Clegane has refused his orders, and it falls on Zapprion Brannister and his faithful squire Kiffrick Payne to lead a sortie.

[Pellaeon]

Jorge Danger, on 30 April 2012 - 11:29 PM, said:

During the battle on the Blackwater, Sandor Clegane has refused his orders, and it falls on Zapprion Brannister and his faithful squire Kiffrick Payne to lead a sortie.

"There are only suicide missions" He would ride out on his horse to lead the attack from the sweet little bar near the docks, he would give the orders to his men through a megafone and eat ice cream

Jorge Danger, on 30 April 2012 - 11:29 PM, said:

Two words: Protocol 63.

please explain

Next: Zappis Branigon meet his little brother Renly who crowned himself

Edited by Pellaeon, 01 May 2012 - 05:08 AM.

[Jorge Danger]

The reference is from one of the episodes from the last season, Cold Warriors. When Protocol 63 is activated, they proceed to hurl the virus-infected isle of Manhattan into the sun. And in this case, I think the small council could certainly use a little hurling into the sun.

[Pellaeon]

Jorge Danger, on 01 May 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

The reference is from one of the episodes from the last season, Cold Warriors. When Protocol 63 is activated, they proceed to hurl the virus-infected isle of Manhattan into the sun. And in this case, I think the small council could certainly use a little hurling into the sun.

Thanks

[Stop Rhaegar HAMMERTIME!]

Zapp Snow at the wall : Hell of a thing dooming the Wildlings to cold and the Others, fun though! Makes a man feel big!

[Grumpy Midget]

Stop Rhaegar HAMMERTIME!, on 03 May 2012 - 01:03 AM, said:

Zapp Snow at the wall : Hell of a thing dooming the Wildlings to cold and the Others, fun though! Makes a man feel big!

Of course he would have to follow that up with: "Kifwell Tarly, hurry up and shield my legs from the wind.  It's freezing up here."

[romantic]

From Pellaeon - Zappis Branigon meet his little brother Renly who crowned himself


Renly, brother, let's decide this like real men. Whoever can snusnu the most women gets the crown. I'll start will that amazon Brienne. Kifvos bring my best velour uniform with extra medals and some stilts.

Kifvos: Sigh.

Zappor Clegane heads towards the Frey Towers with Arya and his horse Kiffer.

Edited by romantic, 09 May 2012 - 09:54 PM.

[Gingerly Grumkin]

romantic, on 09 May 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

From Pellaeon - Zappis Branigon meet his little brother Renly who crowned himself


Renly, brother, let's decide this like real men. Whoever can snusnu the most women gets the crown. I'll start will that amazon Brienne. Kifvos bring my best velour uniform with extra medals and some stilts.

Kifvos: Sigh.

Zappor Clegane heads towards the Frey Towers with Arya and his horse Kiffer.

Zappor finds out that there is a party at the towers, so he convinces the Young Wolf's army to let him in while he proceeds to kick Jinglebell of the dias and starts to sing some generic song in a mocking style of William Shatner.

Next, Zapon Greyjoy took Winterfell, but he finds out that his sister only gave him a handfull of men

[Pellaeon]

Grumpkin Ahai, on 10 May 2012 - 12:35 PM, said:

Next, Zapon Greyjoy took Winterfell, but he finds out that his sister only gave him a handfull of men

He do what every honorable commander would do: "Kiff Cleftjaw, you are in charge, you find me at the snusnu house"

romantic, on 09 May 2012 - 09:52 PM, said:

From Pellaeon - Zappis Branigon meet his little brother Renly who crowned himself


Renly, brother, let's decide this like real men. Whoever can snusnu the most women gets the crown. I'll start will that amazon Brienne. Kifvos bring my best velour uniform with extra medals and some stilts.

Renly has a problem with winnig then


Next: Zapp Manderly going to Bolton party

[romantic]

Pellaeon, on 10 May 2012 - 05:41 PM, said:

Renly has a problem with winnig then

All part of Zappis' cunning plan (oh wait, that's Blackadder!)

[romantic]

Zapp Manderley "Kiff, make sure everyone gets some pie. I'm going for a sponge bath. Send all the wenches. There's a lot of me to wash."


Ser Zappreck goes to woo Val at the wall

[Silver Spearwife]

Ser Zappreck attempts to woo her by informing her that he finds that the most erotic part of a woman are the boobies.After her rather violent rejection, he later he breaks out in a terrible karaoke variation of Valerie (as just Val, of course).


Zapp Brannister has been sent to Riverrun to discuss the terms of their surrender.

Edited by Silver Spearwife, 10 May 2012 - 07:40 PM.

[romantic]

Silver Spearwife, on 10 May 2012 - 07:37 PM, said:

Zapp Brannister has been sent to Riverrun to discuss the terms of their surrender.

Give us all your velour. Oh, and all the women must yield to me, especially the sexalicious babes. Ser Kiff, you take the ugger wenches and the men. Make them yield. Make them yield hard.


Queen Zappei has to walk naked through Kings Landing.